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Hello fellow Fart Enthusiasts. I've always loved farts, how they smell, sound, how they lift peoples spirits. Last year I got a concussion and the only lasting damage from it is that I can no longer smell farts. One of life's greatest simple pleasures. I miss, broccoli farts, egg farts, mushroom and acid farts... What are your favorite fart flavors?
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May 31, 2020 07:26
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Can't beat that night fart. You know the one. You fart so loud in your sleep you wake yourself up with the smell and vibrations.
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May 31, 2020 07:26
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Your Shoes posted:Can't beat that night fart. You know the one. You fart so loud in your sleep you wake yourself up with the smell and vibrations. What's your favorite fart smell though? I can still feel and hear my farts i just can't smell them... let me live vicariously through your most recent fart flavors..
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May 31, 2020 07:29
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The one that makes a sound that is most accurately described as James Earl Jones exclaiming the word "BLACK!" in a very surprised tone.
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May 31, 2020 07:30
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DerpyDolphin posted:What's your favorite fart smell though? I can still feel and hear my farts i just can't smell them... let me live vicariously through your most recent fart flavors.. Wooooah we got a true fart aficionado here. I think a big sulfury one can't be beat.
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May 31, 2020 07:31
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I like the ones that come straight out of my penis, causing it to whip around wildly like the end of an untied balloon
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May 31, 2020 07:31
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Devils Affricate posted:I like the ones that come straight out of my penis, causing it to whip around wildly like the end of an untied balloon You might wanna see a doctor.
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May 31, 2020 07:32
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Devils Affricate posted:I like the ones that come straight out of my penis, causing it to whip around wildly like the end of an untied balloon Ouuu nice what's your penis fart smell like?
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May 31, 2020 07:32
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When you can't tell if you poo poo or not, and you just assume you didn't until you gotta go to the bathroom next
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May 31, 2020 07:32
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That morning fart that makes you feel 10 lbs lighter, skip to about :26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWVClr-sfNs
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May 31, 2020 07:34
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I like the ones that burn your rear end in a top hat on the way out and then they burn your nostrils as you smell them.
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May 31, 2020 07:34
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DerpyDolphin posted:Ouuu nice what's your penis fart smell like? Blood
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May 31, 2020 07:36
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Can Dolphins smell their farts?
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May 31, 2020 07:36
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Jose Oquendo posted:I like the ones that burn your rear end in a top hat on the way out and then they burn your nostrils as you smell them. Ohh I love those ones. Back when i could still smell farts, I would cherish those butthole nose burners by cupping them to the nose to really feel the burn.
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May 31, 2020 07:38
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Covid farts
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May 31, 2020 07:44
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Beer farts. My grandparents' house used to reek of beer farts so the smell makes me nostalgic.
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May 31, 2020 07:46
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Cake farts.
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May 31, 2020 07:52
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Grant DaNasty posted:Beer farts. Yikes a quality PBR fart really brings me back to my uni days (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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May 31, 2020 07:52
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DerpyDolphin posted:Ohh I love those ones. Back when i could still smell farts, I would cherish those butthole nose burners by cupping them to the nose to really feel the burn. I'm sorry about your condition. Next time I rip one I'll do it in your honor.
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May 31, 2020 08:02
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May 31, 2020 08:04
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I like the ones that ascend in tone and squeak at the end, like the fart is asking a question. 
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May 31, 2020 08:07
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The one where your stomach hurts and you rip a solid 10 seconds and you’re like yeah I could eat more crab curry bullshit
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May 31, 2020 08:17
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surely, even without a sense of smell, you can detect density so i ask you, sir. for what do you need us?
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May 31, 2020 08:19
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May 31, 2020 08:21
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GolfHole posted:surely, even without a sense of smell, you can detect density AND heat! what does GOD need with a fartship????????
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May 31, 2020 08:22
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GolfHole posted:surely, even without a sense of smell, you can detect density I wanna hear about musky man farts. Yes for a fetish, but also for research, and so I can jack off
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May 31, 2020 08:23
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Aesop Poprock posted:I wanna hear about musky man farts. Yes for a fetish, but also for reasarch, and so I can jack off horny on main spotted
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May 31, 2020 08:23
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I misspoke, it’s not so I can jack off, it’s so I can study the smell and idea so my grandchildren can jack off
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May 31, 2020 08:25
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8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin My sweet little whorish Nora, I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
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May 31, 2020 08:25
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Wizard Master posted:8 December 1909: 44 Fontenoy Street, Dublin Thanks you for this I'll now be adding all James Joyce love letters to my spankbank...
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May 31, 2020 09:07
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portrait of the fartist as a bung man
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May 31, 2020 09:10
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The Guff Master The Squeeker The Nasty Savage The Tootin Timmy The Mothers Touch The Snorkler The Wet William The Big Bopper The Pride of Krakow The Nightlord
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May 31, 2020 09:32
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The full bodied kind from a red rumped strumpet. Delicious.
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May 31, 2020 11:07
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James Joyce could really brand a fart, man was a literary genius
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May 31, 2020 11:21
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Your Shoes posted:Yikes a quality PBR fart really brings me back to my uni days Did you ever try it in a canoe
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May 31, 2020 14:57
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I have always been fond of a nice, subtle, thap.
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Jun 1, 2020 13:33
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McGavin posted:The one that makes a sound that is most accurately described as James Earl Jones exclaiming the word "BLACK!" in a very surprised tone. This is it. This is my favourite post ever.
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Jun 1, 2020 14:27
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A deep rich one. All sound and fury.
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Jun 1, 2020 14:58
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I would describe myself as a fart connoisseur, rather than a mere fart enthusiast.
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Jun 1, 2020 15:33
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I can see many of you posting are not true fart enthusiasts, and it’s embarrassing You don’t seem to know basics like standard fart temp, lingering taste levels, light or full bodied So please do a bit more research, just because you drive every day doesn’t mean you can beat an F1 driver, if you’re not a fart expert maybe just lurk for a bit longer
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Jun 1, 2020 15:33
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