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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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That's funny, I recall David Cage swearing up and down back when Detroit released that it was just a fun sci fi story about robots and had no politics in it.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Sony postponing their presentation is a good call but it's also kinda funny they found another reason to not show people the PS5.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I just realized that Tony Hawk is a traditionally anti-cop video game series, so even more excited for the remaster.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Ace Attorney goes so hard, and by all means it should not work nearly as well as it does.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Help Im Alive posted:

There's that one case in Spirit of Justice where someone gets killed at a rakugo theatre and the details of the murder revolve around specific types of soba noodles or w/e

it feels like they're just messing with the localisation team at that point

Between that and the yokai town in the previous game, they absolutely are.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Infinitum posted:

Did you know you never played the original Super Mario Bros 2 on the NES, because Nintendo determined it was too difficult for Western audiences? :negative:

They were right. This was early enough in the history of games that sequels weren't really much of an established thing yet and Nintendo struggled a bit on what a sequel to Super Mario Bros should be, and decided that "Hey they probably beat the original let's make this harder." This is all well and good except true difficulty didn't exist in game design at this time and was all just cheap lovely tricks to keep people from beating the 45 minute long game in a single rental.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/christopantz/status/1267978906277228545

Hell yeah Tony

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1267986506074992641?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Nintendeal/status/1268000516493021185?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Stux posted:

i dunno why but the impossibly small game gear rerelease is whats sent me over the edge. im joker now.

https://twitter.com/PorygonNews/status/1267988141627060225?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Yeah, this is a fuckin' joke. April Fools was two months ago, guys.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Vincent posted:

Don't know if "WASP goes on a shooting spree against minorities and poor people" is a great idea.

I dunno, Call of Duty sells well every year.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Relax Or DIE posted:

related what jrpg should i start next:

torna
XB1:DE
Trails of Cold Steel
Sakura Wars
Saga Scarlet Graces
Other (please write in your option here):______________________________________________________

You talkin' Saturn Sakura Wars or PS4 Sakura Wars?

Either way, Sakura Wars.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Yeah, Sakura Wars is real good. Protip: Give the koi-koi minigame an honest few tries. Once I internalized the hands and cards after a few games, it's one of my favorite things in the game.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1268380536394772480?s=20

Shut the gently caress up

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I said come in! posted:

What is THQ Nordics track record for releasing games on Switch? Seems like a pretty high chance it'll happen here, if it does I will be all over buying it for Switch.

They've been pretty supportive of it, and a remaster of a last-gen game probably has a good chance.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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But it can run Doom

https://twitter.com/NicMagnier/status/1267144174756925442

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Panic! At the D-Pad.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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bushisms.txt posted:

I know I'm too internet because I'm getting more joy out of the thought of gamer tears gnashing their teeth at the loss of an ~*exclusive*~ over the thought of finally getting to play what many consider to be the best game on the ps4.

Click the tweet and read the rest of the thread.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/dreamboum/status/1269057893661388807?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/vielrya/status/1269194314841600000?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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When's my Droopy McCool game?

I want Max Rebo.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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That would require them having said anything about the thing

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It feels like nobody gives a poo poo about the next generation, probably because these things are supposed to come out in like 4 months and we know poo poo all about them, or maybe it's because there's like no next-gen exclusives and the big next gen engine isn't going to get games even starting development on it until next year so why not wait

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Apparently Game Grumps deleted the entire Jontron era from their channel.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Shamir is wives with Catherine

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It hits different when you're actually 30 and not 15.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/E3/status/1140638404507504640?s=20

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I like the subtle implication that people who would want justice against racialized violence are the real villains, particularly in these times.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The gameplay can be the tightest in the world, but if literally everything surrounding it is pure misery, then it will actually not be fun to play.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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exquisite tea posted:

I'm not opposed to games exploring negative emotions in their own right, and I think some of my favorites from the last few years are also super depressing at times. But what I've seen in the leaked footage of TLOU2 seems just kinda... schlocky and cheap. Not something I'm interested in experiencing.

This is where I'm at. It feels like the game is kind of indulging itself in how dark and edgy it is in a way that feels inauthentic.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I'm playing Sakura Wars and also Sakura Wars.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It also helps that the ironworks stuff is also just really good in general for the level it's at and pretty easy to get since you'd be drowning in Poetics.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It's Jojo Siwa. She's a Youtuber and singer who's signed with Nick's record label.

The real question is was this in time for Garfield to be in?

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jun 11, 2020

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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That reminds me of how in the original Ring novel, the video tape is a memetic virus born from a mutation of the last living smallpox virus' anger at being wiped out and the anguish of a dying psychic woman and how the movie just went "gently caress that" and made it a ghost, and the ghost was much more popular.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I would not be surprised if they were in full panic mode right now.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The Schreier tweet seems to have been deleted, but interesting.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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grieving for Gandalf posted:

I kind of assume Sony would just put them on the Marvel game track but maybe it was the kind of thing where they used their clout from the success of Spider-Man to get budget for an original IP?

My guess is that they probably have a team working on Spidey 2, but they also had another project in development that'll come out first. Most likely an original IP to kick off the PS5, yeah.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/Megan_Nicolett/status/1271087899279347712?s=20

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