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Saint Freak posted:I haven't been killed by the virus and/or cops. Just to keep everyone updated. you're not ready for the virus cops
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Infinitum posted:How soon we forget nothing but state whitewashing of autoimmune disorders
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you don't want to know what "genchatop" means in Japan
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VideoGames posted:Does it mean "vg is constantly getting things wrong today"? it means: nothing that I know of
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Jun 1, 2020 16:34
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Rocksteady needs to make an open-world Batman Beyond game they can skip the car this time
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Obligatum VII posted:No, no, you are mistaken. It will be a cop virus. If you catch it, you slowly turn into a cop. swine flu is already a thing
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Jun 1, 2020 17:44
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play them
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Jun 1, 2020 18:00
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yes, Control, when I'm aiming at an incoming lethal energy ball and I press the telekinesis button, I actually want to grab a random piece of the walls, floor, buildings in another town, absolutely anything else
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Jun 1, 2020 21:10
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I honestly have no idea why I'm still trying to play Control and it probably reflects poorly on my character I keep thinking I've reached the point where it gets good and nope!! still dogshit!!!! "SCPs but not stupid" should be an absolute slam dunk, how do you gently caress it up this badly
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Pro Control Tips: if you die to a boss, the game will spawn more dudes in the middle of your boss run also your mind control will just randomly not work so watch for that Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jun 1, 2020 |
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Jun 1, 2020 21:43
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the awfulness has me now I need to see how bad this gets; I need to see if Control's going to do something like erase my loving save and expect me to go "WHOA SO META" everyone else please save yourselves it's like VA-11 HALL-A where I sat through it just because I was dumbstruck that anyone could hold up that kind of writing as professional work deserving of money
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Jun 1, 2020 21:49
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Rinkles posted:Hasn't heard it was bad, but thinking about it now haven't heard much praise either strip away the meme garbage and insipid OC background dumps, and you're left with "Jill was sad once and that's okay" it's the most pointless story I've ever read but at least its failure states were predictable, consistent, and quickly recovered, which is more than I can say for Control
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Jay Rust posted:Who’s your favourite non-tonyhawk skater in tony hawk? Darth Maul
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Jun 1, 2020 21:55
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exquisite tea posted:I feel like I'm in an alternate universe or something when goons talk about Control because to me it's a perfectly average game in terms of the difficulty. I died maybe a few times on the toughest bosses and yet you get screeds from people who wiped for two hours in the same exact spot. why do my bullets hit my cover when I'm aiming over or around it
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Jun 1, 2020 22:14
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haveblue posted:Make sure your mod loadout complements what you like to focus on. how do I get the game to randomly give me decent mods failing that, which of these 6% Shatter recoil mods will fix any of this
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Jun 1, 2020 22:28
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exquisite tea posted:You can make your own mods in Central Executive with the random stuff you pick up. But failing that, -recoil on Shatter is actually pretty good. I don't have enough randomly dropped materials for a roll on the gacha, and Shatter's recoil is already fine
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Jun 1, 2020 22:40
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More Control Tips: don't use Launch in close quarters, because it will randomly pick up explosive objects that are completely out of view also don't bother throwing enemies' rockets back at them because they do less damage over a smaller area than rocks
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Jun 1, 2020 22:51
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turns out when you're down in the mold tunnels, mold men can spawn out of the wall literally right next to you and one-shot you
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Jun 1, 2020 22:59
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I might be trying to fight enemies that are too high level?? but this is where the missions are sending me and I don't have any levels so it's anybody's goddamn guess
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Dewgy posted:Control kind of punishes you for using cover. Always be moving, the enemies suck at leading their shots and the game expects you to be all over the place to succeed. everything you can do in Control is a loving punishment
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Jun 1, 2020 23:52
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why did sixteen rocket men just spawn in this room
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Jun 1, 2020 23:56
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Control takes place in a sealed underground high-security facility and there are still invisible walls to keep you, the player, from going places you're not meant to go
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it's not that entertaining unless you really get a rise out of the phrase "loving Christ, seriously?"
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Jun 2, 2020 00:19
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if you're really super lucky, you can complete a combat encounter in Control and the enemies will respawn literally the second you turn your back I guess this is how you're meant to grind for materials
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Jun 2, 2020 00:35
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just died because I was standing next to a reel-to-reel player that took one stray enemy bullet and exploded like a 1,000-pound bomb; the thing was in a dark corner and I didn't even see it before it went off, I had to go back and check what killed me you win, Control, I can't take any more of this poo poo. congrats on being the worst game I've played in years I only paid $20 for it with the EGS sale and that still feels like a waste of money SeXReX posted:See this is that alternate universe poo poo I keep seeing I walked down a hallway, took one step back, suddenly mold man 
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Infinitum posted:I want a Red Alert 2 remaster so bad  but only if they restore the celebrity unit voices that got cut from the Hollywood mission in Yuri's Revenge #censorship
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Eason the Fifth posted:I'm looking for games that have that "keep you playing" quality (which I'm sure has a name--besides "compelling"--but I don't know what it is). Games like WoW or Grim Dawn have it with world design and the loot chase (and the social aspect).Total War/X-COM/Darkest Dungeon have it with the high-suspense turn-based gameplay. Deus Ex and Prey also have that quality, but those two games use story, sound, and immersive gameplay to generate it. It's a quality that goes across genres, so I'm not looking for any specific type of game. Just the ones that make you want to keep playing. Any suggestions? Hades Nova Drift Into the Breach Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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Stux posted:the best thing about tib sun is that they still got decent known actors in except the guy who played kane who was just A Guy from the office was kane the whole time and it owned the guy who played Kane was Joe Kucan, C&C's cutscene director if it was Just A Guy From The Office then Kane would've been way doughier and more nasally Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Jun 2, 2020 |
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I never knew Doki Doki is Japanese for Mario
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Maneater's narration is hilarious
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Rinkles posted:supposedly wrist rests are actually bad for your wrists, because all the pressure is concentrated on the wrist that's why you get a boob mousepad, so it's concentrated in the boob instead daermon posted:Ok, for real this time. Here's a list of every game I own that I want to play and finish. Help me decide which to do first. Wind Waker
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Cowcaster posted:your leg wrist is called your ankle the hand wrist's connected to the foot wrist the foot wrist's connected to the leg wrist the leg wrist's connected to the head wrist and now you got the giiiiist
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dear game devs: you are not good enough at audio balancing to default your game to subtitles off no, really, you're not
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I think Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice benefits from no subtitles, but no other game I've ever heard of
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fog computing is a type of low-altitude cloud computing that forms when relative humidity nears 100% and the difference between air temperature and dew point is less than 2.5 °C (4.5 °F), causing computer vapor to condense into tiny computer droplets suspended in the air
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Convex posted:swallow an atari lynx, that should flush it out I know an old gamer who swallowed a lynx his batteries are dead, of course
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precision posted:So I'm playing apex legends and one of my teammates is named "LoliBowsette69" that's a cop
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Help Im Alive posted:It's weird there aren't more GTA clones Lego City Undercover Retro City Rampage Shakedown Hawaii Hwurmp fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Jun 3, 2020 |
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there was a Scarface one I think
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Weedle posted:it's extremely fun and huge and has the least mean-spirited story of all the games. samuel l jackson plays the evil cop note: "least mean-spirited" can still be pretty goddamn mean-spirited
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