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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

gently caress this milquetoast bullshit.

It doesn't excuse anything, but you had to say it?

It doesn't excuse anything, but we had to try and make an excuse anyway, right?

gently caress this. This is the poo poo RIGHT HERE that cops keep hiding behind.

Make public spaces private property. Enforce private property boundaries to suppress free speech.

Moderate southerners did the same poo poo in the 60s.

Amen. The whole point of a protest is to be disruptive. If you only go where the cops tell you to go, how the hell are you going to have an impact?

If you don't think it excuses it, don't loving excuse it.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Listen here jack, just shoot the knife out of their hands like in the movies! Pew pew! Rooty-tooty... you know the thing! Ah... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that...

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Pine Cone Jones posted:

What does that even really mean? Is it just some drivel they put out to make dickshit feel better.

It means they're going to start arresting the people that they want to arrest, using this as justification.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wasabi the J posted:

loving impeach now.

This is loving fascism.

lmao dude

We are waaaaaaaaaaaay past the point of impeachment mattering.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

pmchem posted:

obama put out a really thorough multi-part tweet on all this, with steps to help achieve change (unroll thread or something, it's not embedding the entire thing):
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1267534334136856577

This is a huge pile of bullshit from someone who should have done something about this while he was president.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This is why all the handwringing over "peaceful protests" is loving stupid. By "peaceful" they mean "nondisruptive", ie out of the way so that the powers that be never have to even acknowledge them. You can have nonviolent protests that are extremely disruptive, that was MLK's whole deal, but somehow every idiot liberal has interpreted that into "go where the cops tell you and don't do anything to bother anyone."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Wtf kinda name is eggslut??? :psyduck:



Time to get off.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Leavemywife posted:

I like this thread, but Jesus Christ, it bums me out. I just try and think you're all so cynical and jaded (for good reason, don't get me wrong), that it's hard to imagine that things can get better.

I believe they can get better. Things will get better. It seems impossible, but it can improve. These protests are proof that people want things to change. We just need to hold onto hope that enough people support these protests and the points they're making, even if they're not out there on the streets.

You're right, things can get better. It's essential to believe that. But at the same time we need to be realistic about what it's going to cost to make them better. And the way things are shaking out, it looks like that cost is going to be a lot of blood.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Yeah it's an Episcopal church. I'm friends with a lot of Episcopals and they are piiiiiiiissed.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Wow it's even the exact same Bible!

And hand!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Patware posted:

I can't come to a logical reason why i'd intentionally lie down and go to sleep. Like I found a new level of anxiety where I feel absolutely normal but the thought of closing my eyes seems as impossible as jumping to Mars.

Today's not a good day either, huh.

Well it's good to know I'm not alone in this :hf:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Satire is dead.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

BigDave posted:

It's been dead since Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Thanks for reminding me that Kissinger is somehow still not dead.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nystral posted:

Almost like Pence or his team knew this was going to be really bad looking.

More likely that they knew there was a non-zero chance that this stunt could result in Pence getting a promotion.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


This is the textbook example of burying the lede, jfc.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Notahippie posted:

I guarantee some dipshit cop looked at the broken windows and empty shelves and immediately went to the reporters to say the evil antifa looter thugs had cleaned the place out.

I'm more wondering who the journalist dipshit was that thought "yeah I'll just put the BLATANT LIE at the very top of the article and not actually call it a lie until several paragraphs below it."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Real glad he waited all the way up until the breaking point to say something. Thanks a lot, you piece of poo poo.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1268773466079211520?s=19

I'm pretty sure the number of times the 3rd Amendment has been relevant in our nation's history can be counted on one hand. 2020 is full of surprises.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Someone explain that to me. All a quick cursory googling on the 3rd amendment yields to my understanding is that you can't force citizens to "quarter", so..."house" soldiers, against their will in a time of peace?

So the Mayor of DC is kicking the NG out of hotels based on the 3rd amendment and Senator Lee is saying that he shouldn't be allowed to do that?
And Lee J. Carter is saying "lol, sure he's allowed to do that based on the 3rd amendment"?

Because I initially assumed that this Lee J. Carter was a MAGA chud, but now I'm confused and it seems he's in the right here

Lee Jin Carter is a former marine, a socialist in the Virginia state senate, and a prolific shitposter.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Also the 3rd Amendment is usually seen as a joke because of how rarely it comes up. It was originally written as a response to King George trying to quarter British troops in Colonial homes against the will of the residents, and I'm pretty sure it has never come up since then.

https://www.theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Unfortunately it's also kind of a tenuous argument, since Mayor Bowser isn't the owner of the hotels, and the 3A specifically provides for the owner consenting to the quartering. If the hotel owners are OK with it, the troops can stay.

OTOH it's no more of an asspull than all the bullshit they've come up with for the 2A over the years.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Speaking of German conservatives, wasn't it 76 years ago today that violent ANTIFA thugs began attacking conservatives in Northern France?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

A Bad Poster posted:

Horses are the dumbest loving animals.

Humans are currently giving them a run for their money though.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Also in other news, I was able to find one important issue that Biden has been consistent on for all these years:

Inscrutable insults?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Probably not a very hot take, but I'm beginning to think that most support for the police and opposition to defunding the police is based entirely on people thinking that the police act like they do on TV and movies.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

"Defund/abolish the police" is the starting position for negotiation. Starting from "reform the police/make a bunch of laws that won't do poo poo" means you'll get nothing because the Republicans treat any position to the left of them as a vile communist plot.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270333484528214018

In this tweet, the President of the United States alleges that a 75 year old man who sustained a severe head injury at the hands of the Buffalo Brownshirts was actually an Antifa agitator attempting to “black out” police comms by marching to the front of the line and “scanning” them.

The brain worms are FEASTING today, much to the detriment of everyone else.

Edit: can the President be sued for slander?

I know it's such a minor thing, but I've never seen one of his tweets get ratioed before.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


NOW it's a warzone.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


:perfect:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ngl, I kinda want to drop everything and drive up to Seattle to join the CHAZ.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher...ingawful.com%2F

Not enough for meaningful change but enough to get conservatives pissed off about tax dollars :thumbsup:

It's gonna be really cool to see this guy just barely manage to get elected only because Trump is such a fuckup, and then watch as all these problems get swept back under the rug because now a "good guy" is in charge.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

egyptian rat race posted:

:stare: SA has layers, man

I really like the idea that the Secret Service takes threats of unbirthing the president VERY seriously.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

LEGENDARY

FABLED

HALLOWED

jfc it's just some lovely barracks surrounded by fence

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Based on social media half of the military thinks that the radical left ANTIFA terrorists deserve to be put down so I'm not putting anything past them.

Yeah this is what I worry about. It's pretty unlikely that a soldier would pull the trigger on his fellow Americans. But a bunch of dirty hippies who they've been told all hate America and want to destroy everything they hold dear? I don't know.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The funny thing about the CHAZ is that all they have to do is ignore it and it will eventually collapse due to a combination of boredom and leftist infighting. By making them enemies of the state like this, it just strengthens their resolve, and makes a lot of other Americans more likely to sympathize with them.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Basticle posted:

crossposting because :lol:

This is exactly what I needed to brighten my day :allears:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Nah, I'm gonna call bullshit on this one, that's way too on the nose.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Woofer posted:

I’d bet that almost anything rooted in white culture that came about prior to civil rights (a time I arbitrarily picked) is tied to racism somehow.

"White culture" is entirely defined by what it isn't. It's not really a thing that exists, so much as it is the idea of not being black or brown or "ethnic".

So yeah, it's by definition racist.

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

EBB posted:

low key nihilism is the essence of being a millennial

Buddy there is nothing low key about my nihilism.

But really, zoomers are still young and enthusiastic and haven't been beaten down by decades of being blamed for literally everything. I just hope that they can keep it up.

Fister Roboto fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jun 21, 2020

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