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Jerusalem posted:[*] Sheamus forced Jeff Hardy to do a piss test at their contract signing for Backlash. Jeff threw the piss in Sheamus' face and signed the contract. Also it was, like, a quart of piss
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Intruder posted:Also it was, like, a quart of piss Also apparently Jeff doesn't hydrate at all because it was orange.
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Jun 13, 2020 03:08
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There was only 3 matches... and I couldn't even remember the New Day one when I thought about it
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Intruder posted:Also it was, like, a quart of piss Reminded me of that Always Sunny episode where they give blood
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Hahahaha Raw is soon gonna be like Smackdown since Pritchard's now in charge
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Hirez posted:There was only 3 matches... To be fair, one of them ran for like 40 minutes. To be equally fair, there were also 4 commercial breaks in that 40 minutes.
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Hirez posted:There was only 3 matches... They're the champs so they lost like giant losers cause every tag champion is a giant loser.
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First time watching Smackdown in a long time and it wasn’t bad. Commercials just kill the matches momentum dead. Don’t know how I handled that in the nineties.
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i don't watch this show, but i've read about it on here this evening. it made me want to speak up on a related topic. a lot of times, amateurs get a little too excited about the pisspiss colors, and they actually prefer a shade lighter what they actually 'need' to. what's this about 'need'? well, i'm talking About the body. not the mind. clear pisspiss is not "the best." it means you really should not drink anything for an hour or two. there's nothing good about working your bladder and tunnels and funnels for no reason, and getting rid of "waste" that isn't even waste. a faint yellow is optimal, as this is your body doing what it needs to do, and nothing extraneous that could lead to wearing out earlier than it should. yellow is good, where many people online try to tell you it's mildly dehydrated. uh, no? that's amber. that's the very soul of mild dehydration. and i've seen people freak out about that. but there's no need. because below that, once your pisspiss reaches an almost brown or burnt orange color, that's when you really need to drop what you're doing and drink some water. and that's all you need. if you're still relying on the pisspiss colors then you clearly are not lost in a desert and aren't about to die. just have water. End of discussion
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Blaise330 posted:They're the champs so they lost like giant losers cause every tag champion is a giant loser. I only saw the gif of them knelling during their entrance and I jokingly told my wife they were definitely gonna job after that. But I didn't think they'd really do it!
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Water you talking about lol
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Jun 13, 2020 03:34
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What if Sheamus was like “oill handle this piss fella” and took the jar of piss and just guzzled it down like stone cold with a beer
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Jun 13, 2020 03:41
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Lol he do like this
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Lol they're running poo poo angles involving drug tests on the brand Riddle's on.
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There's no way they test for weed anymore. Also noone should test for weed.
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"Its better to get pissed off then poo poo on!" Jeff Hardy exclaims as he flings a turd at Seamus, and some gets in Seamus's mouth.
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Jun 13, 2020 04:04
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How many months are left on Jeff's contract? This is the worst thing Sheamus has been in since the Kiss My Arse match
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Blaise330 posted:How many months are left on Jeff's contract? He was supposed to get out the same time as Matt (the start of March) but he was gone 11 months for a knee injury, multiple arrests, and rehab, so his contract's extended till likely/at least next the start of next February or March
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Codependent Poster posted:lol that's almost exactly the same as the segment tonight. I've often wondered... could they just pluck some random Raw from the Attitude Era, essentially recreate it with the talent that are hired today, and would anyone notice Blaise330 posted:Not to say one wrong erases another wrong, but I feel like Matt Hardy teleporting is less dumb than anything Jeff is going to do during this entire final run. I think we know which brother got the better retirement run. Wasn't that holographic projections from Vanguard?
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Astro7x posted:I've often wondered... could they just pluck some random Raw from the Attitude Era, essentially recreate it with the talent that are hired today, and would anyone notice Braun will be playing the role of Stone Cold Steve Austin; wait until I get these BEERS!!!!!
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Apparently the piss throwing was edited out of the west coast feed of tonight's show
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Fentry posted:Apparently the piss throwing was edited out of the west coast feed of tonight's show Trump must've seen the east coast feed and immediately went into cover up mode.
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Open Marriage Night posted:First time watching Smackdown in a long time and it wasn’t bad. Commercials just kill the matches momentum dead. Don’t know how I handled that in the nineties. Matches back then were like 4 minutes.
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I wish we had 4 minute corbin matches
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why would you have your arguably two best workers go 40 minutes like two days before the "best wrestling match ever" you've been desperately trying to make a thing for the past month?
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Did they ever say why they stripped Sami? I don't remember ever hearing them say Sami
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Open Marriage Night posted:First time watching Smackdown in a long time and it wasn’t bad. Commercials just kill the matches momentum dead. Don’t know how I handled that in the nineties. My biggest complaint about Raw and SD these days.... poo poo goes on for WAAAAY too long. What did SD have, 3 matches? I am literally pulling up a Raw from this week in 1998. They fit 8 matches and 40 people in 2 hours, including a ROYAL RUMBLE and a Hell in a Cell Match. Not even including interviews. quote:June 15, 1998 Monday Night RAW results I am not saying you can't have a workrate match on Raw or Smackdown for a title. But my interest just plummets when the show opens with some match with no stakes that goes 4 segments and 30 minutes to end in a gently caress finish. You can tell that same story in 5 minutes and get more people on the show.
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Hirez posted:Did they ever say why they stripped Sami? I don't remember ever hearing them say Sami They said he was "unable" to defend the belt and thus it was now vacant. By "unable" they mean,"We told him if he didn't feel comfortable traveling across country and wrestling in the middle of a global pandemic then he could stay home and it wouldn't be held against him, and for some reason he took us at our word."
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While Otis was fighting Ziggler for the 20th time, who he was jealous of Mandy Rose being with, he ran out of the ring to attack Baron Corbin for talking to Mandy Rose. You know what'd be an intense fight? An Otis who Randy Savage thinks is talking to Elizabeth vs a Savage who Otis thinks is talking to Mandy.Sugar Blaster posted:why would you have your arguably two best workers go 40 minutes like two days before the "best wrestling match ever" you've been desperately trying to make a thing for the past month? Well least there's no Vikings vs Street Profits match at the PPV to upstage them. I think they're saving that one for Wrestlemania. Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jun 13, 2020 |
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If you think about it, having a cup of tepid piss thrown in your face is a pretty good metaphor for WWE programming.
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Stone Cold sprayed Beer on Mr McMahon. Kurt Angle sprayed the Alliance with milk. Jeff Hardy threw his drug-free piss on Sheamus because WWE tells stories of people fighting the system with what they have. It was a great moment.
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Wasn’t there talk of Vince wanting to have the WWE be the first sporting event with crowds? I remember that coming up in one of these threads. edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Jun 13, 2020 |
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I said this in mid-March but I was only half joking: Fill the arena with No Mercy N64 crowds.
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probably because it's Vince... The NBAPA mentioned during their player call today that they don't think there will be crowds for the whole 2020-21 season (if sports ever start up again with all the CBA fuckery going on).
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I'm personally freaked out by the Mike Kurtz account that was created today.
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Gonz posted:I said this in mid-March but I was only half joking: I'd take the Kirby Superstar crowd  Birdo: Face gently caress me Finn
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Hirez posted:probably because it's Vince... New Zealand is now Covid-free and the first sporting event with an actual crowd is going to kick off in about 20 minutes, when Super Rugby Aotearoa starts. It’s also apparently going to air on ESPN2 and ESPN+.
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