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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Davros1 posted:

Anyone see this?

https://twitter.com/DMcIntyreWWE/status/1267561025093730308?s=20

The country's burning, the world is consumed by plague ... go to WrestleMania!

Also, laughing at the "All In Challenge"

lol

quote:

One (1) night hotel stay in a standard double occupancy room (for 2 people)

So I'm paying for at least two (2) nights of my hotel stay. Better than the wrestlers get!

1glitch0 fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Jun 2, 2020

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I rented the network to see the Undertaker doc, but apparently they're holding it so gently caress them, I'm canceling. But I just started watching In Your House. What the gently caress is this? This is embarrassing.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Jerusalem posted:

It's archaic terminology I guess but it equates to roughly the same thing as saying they subscribed, in that they paid money to get temporary access to it.

lol yeah. Sorry. I've been in non-stop shift turn arounds at work and I forgot words.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

BrigadierSensible posted:

Edge and Christian had a brief feud. It was largely forgettable, in my opinion, apart from a cage match they had at a PPV where, if I remember rightly, Edge tied or handcuffed Christian to the cage and had him hanging upside down.

I think this is because at the time, WWE saw Edge clearly as the Shawn of the team and Christian the Janetty. So they had a perfunctory feud, and quickly set about moving Christian down the card.

But I always liked Christian more than Edge. I think partly coz I am a contrarian, and could see how hard they were pushing Edge, whist de-pushing the funnier, cooler one with the sillier sunglasses. SO I decided to barrack for Christian.

It was such a WWE move. This is what they want and by gawd they will move heaven and earth to get it over. I loved them both as a tag team, but it was so baffling when Christian was de-pushed and Edge got pretty much the heel version of a John Cena push. Edge was just everywhere, banging girls in the middle of the ring, while Christian is, apparently, ugly and gross. Christian was definitely the better worker and the fans loved him. But it was just squandered because... reasons? Of all of Vince's weird unexplainable grudges, the one against Christian is one of the weirdest. It was so bizarre to watch WWE try so hard to make us believe Christian was ugly. My girlfriend at the time thought the Hardys and Edge and Christian were the hottest people on the planet. But I guess he didn't get Vince turned on or something.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

CopywrightMMXI posted:

I have no clue how well this did but the promoted main event of Survivor series 92 was Flair/Ramon vs Savage/Warrior. That match was the selling point for the show. Bret vs Shawn was originally for the IC title but became for the world title after Bret became champ.

I mainly remember being pissed and confused at that PPV because they ditched the standard survivor series matches for it.

That reminds me of the Summerslam that year when they wanted Warrior to turn heel, but he didn't want to, and then it's showtime and no one seemed to know what was happening. Even as a kid I was very confused. It was like a match with 30 angles and none of them had a pay-off.

Then Bret dragged a hung over Bulldog to a great match.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

OctoberCountry posted:

Now I want to hear audio of Bryan giving Dave the Voight-Kampff test

"Well, look, it's like, you know it is what it is. Should the turtle be flipped over? I mean, you've gotta understand the mentality. I don't really understand the idea of why you would do it, but I get it. The turtle needs to be flipped over. I mean, I get it, but... look, I've talked to a lot of guys there and they believe the turtle needs to be flipped over. I'm not sure it's the right move, but you know, it is what it is. That's what they do. They flip over the turtle. So at the end of the day is it a good move? Time will tell. I personally wouldn't have chosen to flip the turtle over, but there's a lot of moving parts to this and who knows, it might work. I don't think it will work in the long term, probably not good for people or the turtle, but we'll have to see."

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Jerusalem posted:

That's unfair. Dave would absolutely flip the turtle back over so it wasn't baking in the sun, and he'd say it was stupid and heartless and evil to ever consider not doing that. Then he'd remember multiple stories of wrestlers he liked back in the 70s and 80s leaving turtles to bake in the sun and get really sad.

:smith:

lol, yes.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

STAC Goat posted:

He might be that dumb (he is after all a flat earther) or I guess it might be latent antisemitism or something but it could just be a case of a guy blaming the management he deals most directly with, whether that guy had meaningful power or was just middle management.

And in the name of fairness... Vince McMahon probably didn't personally go through the WWE roster and pick who to fire. That's a silly idea. There were lots of hands in the decisions of who to fire so it seems theoretically possible Heyman might have been part of the decision somewhere. I dunno.

I know this is the least of our concerns, but how can AJ be a flat earther?? Like I don't understand it in general, but this is a dude who has FLOWN ACROSS THE PLANET FOR DECADES.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

ICHIBAHN posted:

Calloway is such a loving bitch man it's hilarious.

Not bringing his gear
Going home to get it
Vince taking the piss out of him
Michelle saying they stay ready
Him SAYING he's like the godfather
Doing the impression
gently caress sake, he reminded me of Tim Heidecker

The Locker Room Leader Badass being revealed to be a beaten dog is certainly something. Like a billion dollar corporation can't locate black tights, boots, a jacket and a hat locally?? Taker seems to be the most depressed and unhappiest person who can simply walk out the door of the hell he's built for himself and sit around with his money and hot wife, but... won't. Because he keeps picking up the phone when it has a Stamford area code..

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Pinche Rudo posted:

Don't forget Florida's having a spike in cases right now and the state government has pretty much shrugged it off.

It wouldn't surprise me if WWE kept trying to tape through it and still didn't bother to test anyone. Say what you will about AEW but at least they are testing everyone before they come on site.

EDIT- Here's the cases spike for Floriduh



lol, WWE has been reduced to TNA, doing shows in a lovely room in Florida with a small crowd that didn't pay for a ticket.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

ICHIBAHN posted:

He's such a low self esteem transparent fraud, it's hilarious to watch, genuinely

I know people around here don't like him, and I get it, but this doc should be shown to anyone who wants to become a pro wrestler. If the loving UNDERTAKER is this goddamn miserable after the career he had, maybe it's not a business you should get involved in. I mean you ain't gonna get a better run than his, and he looks like he's bordering on suicide in every talking head segment. And Michelle playing the role of Collette Foley is something else too.

I do love the doc, tho. It seems much more real than most of the WWE propaganda. Like no one comes out of this looking great.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I just finished episode 4 of the Taker doc and just the dichotomy of "I had a bad match, I need to continue to redeem myself" vs. "I had a good match, maybe I can still go" is just astounding. I'm almost convinced that the AJ match was his last one.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

oldpainless posted:

HBK saying “missed it by that much” and holding his hands a foot apart makes me laugh

I also laughed that I legit didn't know if he meant hitting the move right by that much or almost shattering his skull by that much.


Attendance was below 20% capacity? I guess they're going for the Smackdown model for Raw.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

jesus WEP posted:

it’s almost like if you build to a thing ppl want, they’ll watch!

it will be interesting to see what happens when you then poo poo all over that thing at the end. i wonder what happens then :thunk:

I don't watch Raw, but I love Christian and I would have been so goddamn pissed if I stuck around for 3 hours for that bullshit ending. I suppose they have plans for him to do a thing, but Christian just kicking Orton in the balls and saying "That's for my friend!" would have been much more satisfying then the guy with multiple concussions getting a punt kick his first day back.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Codependent Poster posted:

You'd think of all people, Dunn would want to wear a mask.

This killed me. Thank you.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Codependent Poster posted:

It goes to getting Christian off TV for a while so he can get in ring shape, then coming back and getting Orton to agree to a match on his terms, which maybe is a TLC match on PPV. Then you have people who want to see Christian get back at Orton and pay to set it. I mean, it's basic wrestling promotion. You pay to see the heel get his comeuppance, not to see the face get beat after already getting one over on them.

Christian has been off tv for years! Given any notice he could have gotten into shape. But of course this isn't a company that plans ahead.

Instead of Christian just kicking Orton in the balls and getting some shine, Christian is hit in the balls by an elderly man and then punted for his first match back in years. Christian isn't going to beat Orton, so there's no reason for going for that. Flair can't wrestle. Edge is out. This was just done to job out Christian as a joke. If Christian's check cleared, cool. But this is not basic wrestling promotion. This is stupidity.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Just put attitude era Raw and Nitro on Monday and Friday. Docs for NXT, and just send everyone home. The ratings would probably go up and no one would die. I thought they should have been doing that since the beginning of all this.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Rarity posted:

Brock is also an rear end with women

Well, yeah, he's a male wrestler.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lid posted:

One story we're going to see is a whole cleansing of the business and the only thing I can say is that, you know in the case of the guilty parties and it's got to be and I just hope that some... you know, I mean, I know that there's a fear of everyone in the business of innocent parties or you know, whatever.

You know, there's a huge fear in the business for people who are not guilty too and rightfully so by the way. I've been... I mean, I know I woke up this morning and I was told certain people are targets who have nothing to do with nothing. I don't want to mention names. They're not even...people that are not even wrestlers and I mean they're in the business but they're not even... and they're targets and people trying to get them and they're trying to find stuff on them and it's you know, because it's like... What's the word I'm looking for? It's.. you know, there's there's real victims and then there's people who are trying to get people at the same time and those people really suck too. So it's a lot of suckiness right now.

lol I honestly can't tell if this is a real Meltzer quote.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

fwiw I think Meltzer was way too quick to dismiss the Cornette stuff, he seems extremely mis- or under-informed on this particular case.
I listened to the most recent ep of WOR and his reasons for not believing it were because allegations hadn't come to light earlier given Cornette's list of enemies and that Brian, who had been in OVW, had never heard anything. These are both obviously very flimsy reasons.

I mean, I get the argument that Cornette has burned so many bridges that this would have come out before now. But things don't come out until they do. Also whenever I hear something terrible about someone in the wrestling industry I pretty much assume it's true. I'm sure time will tell.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

How much of a bootlicking bitch would you have to be to still show up? Especially the big stars (a term I use loosely).

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Two dozen positives would be apocalyptic those people must have been infecting even more for ages

I would almost guarantee there have been people who tested positive but were like, "Nah I can still go" and WWE looks the other way.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gumball Gumption posted:

"We thought we'd take everyone's mind off of covid by risking the lives of these beloved heroes loved by children."

6 months from now: "We have continued to try and put a smile on people's faces what with all that is happening right now, like the death of most of their favorite wrestlers."

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Cerebral Bore posted:

Vince turning to some real desperate measures to finally get Roman over.

Has "Desperate Measures" ever been the name of a tag team? Because it should. I envision them as like a Legion of Doom giant warrior types. Although in WWE it would just be a nerdy skinny guy who keeps asking women out and being rejected named "Desperate". And a guy named Measures who just uses a tape measure to measure stuff around the ring. And they'd be faces.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

BrigadierSensible posted:

I can't be alone in finding the tone of all these "Hey, we are just t rying to entertain you during these dark times" pompous, overly self aggrandizing, and reeking of weasel speak?

Not just the most recent one where they refuse to acknowledge that their own unsafe working practices directly lead to a growing number of COVID-19 infections and refer to Vince as 'Our Leader'. But all the way back to Florida going, "Hey yeah, everyone is getting sick, but look at the oiled up musclemen pretending to hit each other. That'll cheer you up. Pay no attention to the big bag of money they just gave me." And everything in between.

WWE is acting like they are the noble jesters, or the band on the titanic. Doing everything they are doing just for the fans, doing something honourable and virtuous. That we should thank them for actively putting people in unneccessary risk, that we should be grateful for the poo poo they throw at us.

The WWE is poopy.

Totally agree, but where else can I see someone having piss thrown in their face?? I mean aside from pornhub.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

THEN

NOW

CORONAVIRUS

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

SatoshiMiwa posted:

A day after taping surely nothing can go wrong with that!

I know it's a cult with some of these people but there has to be a breaking point. Right? Maybe not. I dunno.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Holy poo poo. I will love and remember this until the day I die.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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DeepDickPizza posted:

:alexa:

If this truly is the end of Taker's career, it's absolutely hilarious how badly he hosed up not retiring years ago after a big Wrestlemania match and an arena of fans cheering him and instead having his last match be a taped affair and his sendoff being a bunch of wrestlers chanting for him in an empty gym while they wonder if they have a deadly virus.

Taker locked Warrior in an air-tight casket and almost killed him, died after every heel on the roster attacked him and then appeared on the Titantron in the coffin and then rose to heaven, was set on fire when he was in a casket, feuded with his brother who he thought he killed in childhood, fought his own evil doppelganger, tried to have a satanic wedding with Steph after stalking her, crucified Austin, and fought every weird flash in the pan freak that every had a run in WWE. And that's just off the top of my head.

Him retiring in an empty gym as the country dies from a deadly virus is pretty on brand.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Petit Gregory posted:

Dream should've listened

drat, this thread has been on fire lately.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Like it easily tops the Benoit murders month for being surreal and July will probably be worse

This is a surreal month and I don't know how to deal with that.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nipponophile posted:

According to WON, WWE has figured out how to deal with the travel restrictions put in place by New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut: They'll fly talent in to Philly and have them drive home.

I don't quite get this. Aside from management, do a lot of wrestlers live in NY, NJ, or Connecticut? They can't just fly them home?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Those states are banning direct flights from Texas and Florida as they don't want another large outbreak

Right, but do any wrestlers live in those states? I guess some might, but don't most live in Florida or Texas or the general south?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Critical posted:

Low-Ki thinking covid can't touch his WARRIOR IMMUNE SYSTEM is the least surprising thing in the last hour.

It's nice that in these trying times Low-Ki remains a constant as being a loving moron.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Hirez posted:

I know I shouldn't be shocked, but I can't believe people not wanting to wear a mask in public is the hill that they're willing to die on... literally

Like if you had polled people a year ago if wearing masks during a deadly global pandemic was acceptable, it would probably be mostly "Yes" or "No opinion". Yet, here we are. If Obama said tomorrow that people should eat eggs, we'd have conservatives smashing eggs against things and saying "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME EAT EGGS!"

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Astro7x posted:

Would Renee have a valid wrongful termination lawsuit if she was fired, because she is an actual employee? Employees do have protection in terms of retaliation from their employer if they were to report lapses in safety and things of that nature related to COVID.

I just don't believe they would ever fire her because she would go somewhere else

Wasn't it on WO or somewhere that said she was just finishing up her contract and ESPN was going to grab her? I swear that was a thing, but it was before the dark times so I don't exactly remember.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Benne posted:

That rumor comes up every few years and eventually just became code for "I want a raise." Maybe that's how she makes enough money that Moxley could just sit on his couch if he wanted.

Makes sense. Renee is smart to know Vince's weak spot.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Orange Carlisle posted:

lol the value these delusional fuckers try to put on their awful programs is something else

If I can't see a man throw piss in another man's face during these trying times I truly don't know how I would survive.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Everyone looks so exhausted and if they aged 10 years in the past year. Not making fun. I look at least 10 years older. I just hope KO and his family survive. Good for him for speaking out.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/wrestlenomics/status/1277321141141504002


Ffffuck offfff.

The video is even worse, holy poo poo. "Because we are frontline workers also"

As someone who is "essential" and has been going to work this entire time to a small room with several other people that is occupied 24/7 and with no one wearing masks except for me, and now I'm sick and was sent home I will second Ffffuck offfff.

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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Grendels Dad posted:

For a time, Undertaker's tattoos really worked for him. Especially for Ministry UT, because of course a Satanist would have a bunch of skulls all over his arms.

Randy Orton is where things went wrong. He had a bunch of lovely tribals about his person that kinda worked to signify what a douche he was, then suddenly he has sleeves that would make Ministry Taker blush.

I'm a fan of Taker getting a neck tattoo of his wife's name and then getting divorced and "Welp! Got to cover this up."

It reminds me when I was 18 and my girlfriend wanted to get a tattoo on her hip that said "(my name)'s girl". And I was like, oh you really probably shouldn't do that.

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