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"Reggie!" I call out to my lil boy. He comes over and looks defeated "Reggie....Daddy needs to post in byob...Can you start my computer for me?" My son gives a sigh and blows into the breathlyzer, the computer turns on. I toss my Beam can into the wall. "The B in BYOB is for BEAM" I say with a chuckle Reggie goes back into VR, entering a .hack/sign world where he can only hope that he can't take the helmet off |
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A world of gokus and lick bug threads await me as I type away in BYOB.. I wonder what cool funny thread I'll make next? slumpy |
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Slumpy posted:I wonder what cool funny thread I'll make next? This is what keeps me up at night |
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The world truly is my oyster. BYOB is the oyster. Reggie, shucks it. My thread is the pearl. slumpy |
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Jun 1, 2020 19:20
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ya the computer is cold have you tried closing windows haha nice
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Jun 1, 2020 19:37
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bill gates can jump over a chair from a standing position and you're mocking what he made in his basement, we wouldnt dare mock what you make in YOUR basement, nut
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Jun 1, 2020 19:59
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bill gates can kiss my freakin rear
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the only gates I believe in are timegates small portals hidden amongst seemingly normal society in back alleys and the unfound places that transport you to a world of magic where you can be a spaceman in the year 4000 or a medieval knight dying of the common cold
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No son!! You're making the computer even more cold!! You're going hoo when you need to haa |
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Jun 1, 2020 20:13
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Slumpy posted:bill gates can jump over a chair from a standing position and you're mocking what he made in his basement, we wouldnt dare mock what you make in YOUR basement, nut was pretty freakin epic how he jumped over that whole chair
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what kind of name is bill what are you named after a piece of paper the nice woman at Olive Garden brings me after a meal pitiful
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you're gonna be callin him bill pearly gates when hes done whippin on ya
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one of those sticks you spin back and forth really fast with your palms but it’s connected to my cpu fan
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Jun 1, 2020 20:14
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Slumpy posted:you're gonna be callin him bill pearly gates when hes done whippin on ya I say bring it on from behind the safety of two chairs
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wont matter when him and his good friend, maybe you've heard of em, a one mister John Elway grabs you by your ears and gives you a good whoop
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Jun 1, 2020 20:20
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Bill Gates leaping over a chair several times while Steve Ballmer cowers in the corner, drenched in his own sweat. "Bill, please," Steve spatters, "Please. No more." "C'mon Steve! Don't even sweat it." "I'm dying, Bill." |
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Jun 1, 2020 20:22
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Steve and bill should lay off not a huge fan of either of their computer products
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*a booming voice is heard in the alleyways* "developers, developers.." *a clapping of feet on pacement* "..developers, developers, developers" slumpy |
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Microsoft ya ok bill keep it to yourself bill elway j don’t think it’s a great idea to name your term after a throat disease
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Macnult posted:Bill Gates leaping over a chair several times while Steve Ballmer cowers in the corner, drenched in his own sweat.
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computer historian: they say he was named after bullet bill, which also could deftly clear a chair with ease student: well I guess, bullet bills travel horizontally so if the chair was positioned lower than the billet bills initial firing point then yes computer historian:that goes without saying
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bill gates enters the twisted metal tournament
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Jun 1, 2020 20:31
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Slumpy posted:bill gates enters the twisted metal tournament [Axel voice] Bill Gates is dead, but so is my wife. |
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Slumpy posted:*a booming voice is heard in the alleyways*
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bill gates rides his truck back to the barn where his father encased him in his machine bill gates dad: YOU NEVER WERE GOOD...YOU WERE -NEVER- GOOD, BILL slumpy |
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calypso: oohhhhawww poor bill gates!! hmmmmm!!! awwwhmmm!!! runt of the litter bill what they call him uhh hmm...your wish is to be a cool big bro? haha okay, idiot, you're a loving 500 foot sibling hovering in space ;- ) stupid bitch, theys hould call you Stupid Bitch Gates hahah ;- ) i am calypso and i think you for competitng in the twisted metal tourny ;- ) where your wish gets fuckint wisted haha
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somewhere in Ohio a clown jumps over a chair after countless attempts. he grabs his jacket lights his head on fire and heads out the door
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”It all started with a tiny garage, and a vision...” [Cuts to a kid jumping over a chair and face planting] |
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nut posted:somewhere in Ohio a clown jumps over a chair after countless attempts. he grabs his jacket lights his head on fire and heads out the door we're trying to do twisted metal tourn jokes not blog posts slumpy |
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Jun 1, 2020 20:46
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in the game metal competitors smash crash and bash their way to the number one spot where calypso presents then with 50 dollar vouchers for red lobster
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Calypso: Congratulations, Steven. You’ve won the.. *notices the sweat flooding out of his pant legs* the tournament. For your prize, I will grant you any wish of your choice. Anything, Steve. Money, women... even immortality. You could live forever if you wanted to, Steve. Choose wisely. Steve Ballmer: You know, *scratches head, firing a gallon of sweat Calypso’s way* I’ve given it a lot of thought... Calypso: Oh?? *standing back up* Do tell, Steve. Steve: I have everything I already want. I’m very happy to have participated in this tournament, and I feel lucky to have made it this far. Honestly? A friendly hug from you would suffice. Calypso: mmmhahahahahaha as you w- wait say what now? |
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Ahh Steve but you didnt say what FORM I had to be in when I hug you! Steve: Can you please stop? I'm being pretty reasonable with my request all things considered, I'm just asking for a normal hug Calypso: I turn into a RAVENOUS bear an- Steve: I don't even want the fuckin hug now man. Whats the point of this tournament if you just screw us in the end Calypso: a BIG old fuckin BEAR hahahah slumpy |
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Slumpy posted:Ahh Steve but you didnt say what FORM I had to be in when I hug you! lmfbo
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Slumpy posted:Ahh Steve but you didnt say what FORM I had to be in when I hug you! |
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Nintendo vs. Microsoft lawsuit over Steve’s “Powershell” ability being a little too familiar |
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steve: and now my greatest invention *unveils PowerPoint template slide designs* Microsoft employee: *nervous clapping* w-wow Steve very cool steve: I told you to call me mr soft
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Steve: my wish is to get rid of office 365!!! Calypso: your wish....is GRANTED  Microsoft: https://www.cnet.com/news/microsofts-office-365-is-now-microsoft-365-a-subscription-for-your-life/ slumpy |
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my weekly email from Steve to ask if I’m still alive
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owlhawk911 posted:was pretty freakin epic how he jumped over that whole chair he 'leapfrogged" it but it wasnt even a fricken frog LAME |
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