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those paper straws suck more rear end than a donkey hoover. you can only use them like one time and then you can't even chew on them without them turning to mush. the real advantage of the plastic straw was eating a burg, sucking down some bubbly sugar juice, chewing said straw flat and using it as an improvised toothpick.
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not now
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Jun 2, 2020 11:25
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dude my turtle just died choking on a plastic straw too soon
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Jun 2, 2020 11:28
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I carry an engraved metal straw that I ceremoniously remove from its carved cherry wood vessel every time I order McDonald's. Sure, it holds up the drivethru line but Im saving the environment.
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Jun 2, 2020 11:28
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My turtles Mikey and Dranklin saw this thread and told me to give you a big ole gently caress YOU
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Jun 2, 2020 11:49
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 If he could give you the middle finger he would
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Jun 2, 2020 11:52
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they're made out of some really strong paper. im impressed
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Jun 2, 2020 11:53
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the end straws closer, darkness approaches, fog surrounds goodbye good bye
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Jun 2, 2020 11:58
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I can't ever find them. Also, throw coca-cola down and watch it explode.
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Plastic straws are great, because I loving hate turtles.
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Jun 2, 2020 12:21
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Nooner posted:
Except this one. He's beautiful.
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Jun 2, 2020 12:25
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Why do Americans need to use straws? Are they birds?
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Jun 2, 2020 12:29
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I prefer to use nature’s straw - straw!
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Jun 2, 2020 12:34
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I have stainless steel straws with plastic tips, which is the best of both worlds.
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Cubone posted:not now
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I once saw an American try and drink from a cup, just pouring liquid in a 45 degree angle straight on his upturned face, soda streaming across his naked eyeballs. He dropped it in shock like an infant and bellowed something like 'SNAAAAAAAAAAAAW' and we were all shocked so we were like 'What?' he started running in small circles clapping and screaming 'WHUUUUUUUU SNAWWWWWWW???' and eventually someone figured it out. Straw... He needed the straw to drink, so we managed to stop him running screaming and crying and towel him off and we handed him the next cup, straw included and he just rams this thing into his face, perfect little circle cut and we were like "thats a metal straw!!" apparently the technique was to kinda ram it into the jowels and just waggle the lips around till they could do the fine manipulation his hands couldn't quite manage. Anyway he dropped that cup in shock as well and started bellowing and screaming incoherently and eventually he kinda stormed out, never saw him again.
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Musharraf posted:Why do Americans need to use straws? Are they birds? Please post documentary evidence of birds using straws. For, uh, research purposes.
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Nice try, Motherfucker, but you got one key detail wrong in your little story: Americans can't run.
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Weka posted:Please post documentary evidence of birds using straws. For, uh, research purposes. 
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good birb
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Incitatus posted:those paper straws suck more rear end than a donkey hoover. you can only use them like one time and then you can't even chew on them without them turning to mush. the real advantage of the plastic straw was eating a burg, sucking down some bubbly sugar juice, chewing said straw flat and using it as an improvised toothpick. We get it, you love sucking tiny thin dicks
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Plastic genuinely is a sci-fi super-material, so it makes sense that we can't be trusted with it.
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Motherfucker posted:I once saw an American try and drink from a cup, just pouring liquid in a 45 degree angle straight on his upturned face, soda streaming across his naked eyeballs. He dropped it in shock like an infant and bellowed something like 'SNAAAAAAAAAAAAW' and we were all shocked so we were like 'What?' he started running in small circles clapping and screaming 'WHUUUUUUUU SNAWWWWWWW???' and eventually someone figured it out. Straw... He needed the straw to drink, so we managed to stop him running screaming and crying and towel him off and we handed him the next cup, straw included and he just rams this thing into his face, perfect little circle cut and we were like "thats a metal straw!!" apparently the technique was to kinda ram it into the jowels and just waggle the lips around till they could do the fine manipulation his hands couldn't quite manage. Anyway he dropped that cup in shock as well and started bellowing and screaming incoherently and eventually he kinda stormed out, never saw him again. What was it like meeting the president?
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it's true, paper straws are terrible -- they force you to rush through a drink so that the straw doesn't get soggyNooner posted:
what a handsome boy 
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If you think about it, there is only one hole in each straw 
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Jun 2, 2020 17:35
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It can't suck on it, it's a bird.
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Jun 2, 2020 17:38
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but ive been told that birds suck 
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Jun 2, 2020 17:52
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 OP cardboard straws are the spawn of Satan himself
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I like the compostable ones made from plants or whatever.
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Jun 2, 2020 19:00
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Just don’t use a straw full stop you are a grown adult
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Jun 2, 2020 19:04
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it just seems like it's a turtle problem rather than a straw problem. like noone's saying to not throw car batteries in the ocean because whales eat them, it's perfectly safe. just astounded by the power of the turtle lobby
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Chrs posted:Just don’t use a straw full stop you are a grown adult What if you are quadripeligic you ableist gently caress
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Jun 2, 2020 19:20
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They should make disposable straws out of animal bones. Like dog legs maybe.
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Jun 2, 2020 20:13
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They should make paper water bottles next.
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Jun 2, 2020 20:15
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Stars are good you idiots. Curly straws are the best though.
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Jun 2, 2020 20:47
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Burt Sexual posted:They should make paper water bottles next. 
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Jun 2, 2020 21:01
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Incitatus posted:chewing said straw flat and using it as an improvised toothpick.
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Jun 2, 2020 21:03
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Bite off the ends of a Twizzler - straw. Perfect for coffee.
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I'm using a paper straw right now OP
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