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What should you trust?

	The cops?

Svladcjelli: Apr 3, 2007; There's nothing that you offer but a dream of last years hero; Fun Shoe

I'd like Police Will Never Help You please. This place is rad.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 06:46

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# ? Feb 25, 2021 15:56

Grave_Statement: Feb 19, 2019

I'm fairly clueless about current imagehosts and such, but I think this pic should link okay?
https://imgur.com/a/2aezCGH
$25 to Black Lives Matter.

Would like the "Police Will Never Help You" tag if possible, since I think it's a little bit more on-point, but the other'd be good too. As long as neither involves benefiting Lowtax in any way.

Grave_Statement fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Aug 13, 2020

# ? Aug 13, 2020 05:21

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

Grave_Statement posted:

As long as neither involves benefiting Lowtax in any way.

Absolutely, definitely not.

I’ll get this queued up for you sometime this morning!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 10:16

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

I only trust my fists. Hopefully a donation from a couple months ago can qualify. Thanks!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:02

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

jabro posted:

I only trust my fists. Hopefully a donation from a couple months ago can qualify. Thanks!

yeah sure why not I'm sort of in charge here, especially for that nice of a donation!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:17

jabro: Mar 25, 2003; July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

yeah sure why not I'm sort of in charge here, especially for that nice of a donation!

Sweet. I appreciate it.

# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:19

MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

e wait this is the wrong-rear end thread sorry

MisterBibs fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Aug 17, 2020

# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:14

Power of Pecota: Aug 3, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Split bail fund, I was going for $27 but it split it into a $26 and $1 for some reason. I'd appreciate the fists tag~

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:26

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

Power of Pecota posted:

Split bail fund, I was going for $27 but it split it into a $26 and $1 for some reason. I'd appreciate the fists tag~

I'll queue it right up for you

# ? Aug 18, 2020 14:05

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve; Soiled Meat

because of this pandemic i've been working 40+ hour weeks. so combined with overtime pay (thank you labor action) and premium pay from working 6 days (thank you labor action) i have some extra bux.

# ? Aug 22, 2020 18:48

bluegoon: Mar 5, 2010; by Pragmatica

I only trust my fists!

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 11:13

Borrovan: Aug 15, 2013; IT IS ME.

I AM THERESA MAY

I'm sure everyone protesting will be very grateful for your $8 donation to *checks receipt*... Knights of the Ku Klux Klan? Well this doesn't sound right

# ? Aug 24, 2020 11:31

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004; Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone

bluegoon posted:

I only trust my fists!

gently caress off oval office

# ? Aug 24, 2020 11:36

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; Oven Wrangler

Was wondering where all these fancy gangtags came from. Don't have much to spare at the moment, but I gave what I could to the split bail fund, at the very least just to spite that last rear end in a top hat.

Give me ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS, please!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 14:56

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

bluegoon posted:

I only trust my fists!

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Lmao imagine being such a dumb thin skinned fucker that getting shunned by evegoons turns you into a ku klux klanner

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:02

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

bluegoon posted:

I only trust my fists!

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what a loving retard

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 18:30

Tulips: Dec 27, 2011; Duck Hunt!

Split bail fund!

# ? Aug 25, 2020 11:44

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

bluegoon posted:

I only trust my fists!

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Eight dollars?! You tried to own the libs with eight dollars?

_{Note: I'm calling out this person for their pitfiful troll, I would never shame anyone in the thread for donating whatever they can to a good cause.}

# ? Aug 25, 2020 13:07

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

Everything happening in Kenosha has me incredibly sad and angry up this morning. The Milwaukee Bail Fund is extending support to those who may need it there.

Since I already have the tag and I'm the one in charge of handing them out now I'm going to say that my $50 donation is going to go towards tags for the next 5 people that want them here.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:20

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020; Can't post for 268 days!

May I please have an Only trust your fists and/or the police will never help you tag?

Thank you very much ShallNoiseUpon

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:45

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004; Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone

Nah, make a donation first.

Literally in the title

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:55

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

Infinitum posted:

Nah, make a donation first.

Literally in the title

I donated so I could give away a couple free ones. If you're not okay with that I will edit my post but I figured it would be fine.

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:55

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004; Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone

Ah sorry, didn't see that part.

Go for it mate!

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:58

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020; Can't post for 268 days!

Infinitum posted:

Ah sorry, didn't see that part.

Go for it mate!

Thank you man

# ? Aug 26, 2020 14:59

brain dammej: Oct 6, 2013

I felt wrong asking for a free tag, so I just matched your dono:

Fist me, Daddy.

# ? Aug 27, 2020 02:40

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

brain dammej posted:

I felt wrong asking for a free tag, so I just matched your dono:

Queuing it up

# ? Aug 27, 2020 14:36

Solis: Feb 2, 2011; Now you can take this knowledge and turn it into part of yourself.

This is an old donation, feel free to just probate if it's too old, but I'd love an "only trust your fists" tag. I'd give more now but I'm kinda not in the best place financially atm.

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# ? Aug 27, 2020 23:49

Not the Messiah: Jan 7, 2018; Buglord

(i made a few donations across orgs please don't judge me on this one)

question: could I get this fuggin avatar removed through this? I donated a while back but somehow only just seeing this thread and I'd love to be purged of this at the same time that i join Fist Gang ™

# ? Aug 28, 2020 00:54

King of Battle: Feb 28, 2012; I don't know, I'm not the how guy.

Do the fists. Good cause.

https://imgur.com/a/9jjHk5q

I can’t figure out pictures apparently.

# ? Aug 31, 2020 03:59

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

King of Battle posted:

Do the fists. Good cause.

https://imgur.com/a/9jjHk5q

I can’t figure out pictures apparently.

If you're on a PC right click on the image you want to embed at then put it between [img] tags (the second on should be /img)

But that's not an issue - I'll queue up your Fist Tag!

# ? Aug 31, 2020 12:59

Nation of Thizzlam: Sep 8, 2010; Tear off the chains and the entire world will be free

Police Will Never Help You, please. Because ACAB.

Nation of Thizzlam fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 1, 2020

# ? Sep 1, 2020 22:39

olblue: Nov 9, 2003; ...lets go exploring!; Fallen Rib

I chipped in towards bail. I don't have much spare cash at the moment but will put in more soon, if my donation isn't enough that's cool, otherwise - hell, I will only trust MY FISTS!

edit : My first post in quite a while, holy poo poo, I regged 17 years ago?

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# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:52

ShallNoiseUpon: Sep 10, 2010

olblue posted:

I chipped in towards bail. I don't have much spare cash at the moment but will put in more soon, if my donation isn't enough that's cool, otherwise - hell, I will only trust MY FISTS!

edit : My first post in quite a while, holy poo poo, I regged 17 years ago?

Nah you're definitely good, please only donate what you can, I'll queue it up now!

# ? Sep 3, 2020 23:31

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.; Oven Wrangler

# ? Sep 5, 2020 18:22

broken pixel: Dec 16, 2011

I would like to have the constant reminder for myself and others that the POLICE WILL NEVER HELP YOU! Next step is to find a local org to donate to, considering I live in a hotspot for police murders.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 04:52