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Mel Mudkiper posted:In his bible he describes two martial arts he invented practiced by the warrior avatars called Righteous Fist and Soloran Staff and I demand Ashley show video of these martial arts in practice Unfortunately he is legally forbidden from owning a golf ball retriever
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 14:21 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 09:56 |
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Did someone say this guy's made some rocking video games? I'm almost finished playing GOTY game CONTROL, so looking to go from high to high on the video game front. Hoping they are set in the world of Solara (is our world Solara?)
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 14:31 |
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There's a little Solara in all of us. (It's the anus.)
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 14:55 |
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flakeloaf posted:Unfortunately he is legally forbidden from owning a golf ball retriever I really need to see Righteous fist because apparently its built around making a hand like this and punching people "in the bones"
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:09 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I really need to see Righteous fist because apparently its built around making a hand like this Clearly inspired by the transformation scene from An American Werewolf in London.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:12 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I really need to see Righteous fist because apparently its built around making a hand like this That's a pudgy hand.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:12 |
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Frazzbo posted:That's a pudgy hand. not his hand I just googled for the first thing I could find making that hand
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:13 |
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maybe someone should tell this multimedia wunderkind that bones are actually quite hard.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:17 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:maybe someone should tell this multimedia wunderkind that bones are actually quite hard. Ahem the Righteous Jardacia clearly states quote:Anywhere with bone is a good target area because they will feel the most pain in that area
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:19 |
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correction: maybe someone should tell him that other people's bones are quite hard.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:20 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:correction: maybe someone should tell him that other people's bones are quite hard. I never had any complaints.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:23 |
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OO OO OO!!! Ahsley will you make a cool teitter post about me??? I am the best one on the site. You can tell by my rapsheet.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:24 |
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Alien Sex Manual posted:
He can't fantasize about his penis size vs that of black men with all this Gay Pride stuff distracting him.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:30 |
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:He can't fantasize about his penis size vs that of black men with all this Gay Pride stuff distracting him. It's true. It is incredibly hard to think about 100's of dongs in my face, proud, aroused, GIGANTIC when I have to hear about people being gay all the time.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:33 |
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So his version of the 10 commandments starts with "no homo"?
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:35 |
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By popular demand posted:So his version of the 10 commandments starts with "no homo"? No it starts with "don't steal from the ocean" Seriously The Righteous Jardacia is a pro read in that Elemental Masters or Sonichu kind of way https://solaranfaith.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/The-Righteous-Jardacia.pdf
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:36 |
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Don't steal from the ocean? I'm not seeing him and his religion organisation working to protest say, the government of Australia (horrible treatment of the ocean).
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:40 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:No it starts with "don't steal from the ocean" This is the Sea Patrol/Solaran crossover I've always wanted
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:41 |
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One time a bunch of medical waste was dumped into the ocean off of Connecticut and then like 3 days later a bunch of syringes and stuff started washing up at the shore in New Jersey and they had to start driving these big steam rollers across the beach with rollers on them that left the message "BEWARE OF HYPODERMIC NEEDLES" in the sand.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 15:43 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:No it starts with "don't steal from the ocean" Oh my god, this is hilarious. "Conscious of Sin" Prayer: My Goddess Solara, I pray to you today to admit that I sometimes do things which are against your will and they cause distress to you and others. I am sorry for my sins, please accept my sincere apology. Hail Solara. I don't know why, but the idea of asking God to accept my sincere apology is hilarious I'm also curious about the made up word "Jardacia" for his bible
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 16:54 |
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quote:"On one day, in the early 2000s, I was sleeping in late at my mothers’ house. I dreamt something A touching story about getting drunk and losing yet another fight with your mum Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jun 4, 2020 |
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Didn't the first Lord Avatar, a.k.a. Lord Avatar I, write that 'The Righteous Jardacia' book? The same guy that 'mysteriously disappeared'? Also, what's a Jardacia and is it as bitchin' righteous as they say?
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 17:59 |
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quote:It was a night of foolishness, I was showing off to my girlfriend, I bet her that I could jump the honestly the book of miracles is wall-to-wall hilarity
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 18:21 |
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quote:The incident with the sword was not a miracle as such. It was, however, a show of religious https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9588923.samurai-sword-used-to-threaten-girlfriends-ex/
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 18:30 |
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Necrothatcher posted:A touching story about getting drunk and losing yet another fight with your mum He loses a lot of blood in these stories and I am hoping the fiction is about addressing the problem of child abuse in Solaran society. Covered in so much blood you can't see your face? Should I get an ambulance? Meh....maybe....maybe not.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 18:49 |
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Necrothatcher posted:https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9588923.samurai-sword-used-to-threaten-girlfriends-ex/ "Not with the sword but with words" ohhh deep that seems like it should be on a freakin tshirt or someth
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:04 |
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Necrothatcher posted:https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9588923.samurai-sword-used-to-threaten-girlfriends-ex/ what the gently caress is Warriors Day I'm from the UK and I have never heard of this google says it is a Canadian thing and falls in August, not March
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:11 |
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Hammerite posted:what the gently caress is Warriors Day It's the day every year when you and your homies dress up like the Baseball Furies and get high and drink beers and watch a great movie. I have no idea what this dipshit thinks that it is, but that's what Warriors Day really is.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:29 |
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Gets drunk, then beat up by his own mom. Bets his girlfriend he has a 30-foot horizontal jump, proves it by bodyslamming his dog who bites the poo poo out of him Gets cucked by his girlfriend with her ex husband, threatens him with a sword and then gets charged for it. This guy is definitely some kind of reincarnation of Jesus or whatever. 100%
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:38 |
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I was wondering why the goddess he worships gets constantly owned all the time in his own holy book and now I realize he sees in her a kindred spirit
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:44 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I was wondering why the goddess he worships gets constantly owned all the time in his own holy book and now I realize he sees in her a kindred spirit Now I want to believe this guy is Fight Man from the r/relationships thread.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:48 |
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drat horror queefs posted:Gets drunk, then beat up by his own mom. Even my guys know that Jesus got some poo poo done, what has this idiot done? For anyone?
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 19:54 |
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I mean, what does it say about your goddess when she makes you her mortal vessel of her divine might and you arent even lifted to the level of subpar human
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 20:01 |
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Ashley used High Jump Kick! Ashley missed his target and crashed! Kaiser used Bite! It's super effective!
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 20:12 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:It's the day every year when you and your homies dress up like the Baseball Furies and get high and drink beers and watch a great movie. I have no idea what this dipshit thinks that it is, but that's what Warriors Day really is. I admire the Furies for their devotion to appearance. Dressing up in greasepaint and a baseball uniform once yearly and smiting people would rock.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 20:19 |
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Necrothatcher posted:A touching story about getting drunk and losing yet another fight with your mum Pissed off mom ranks above drunk failson on the hierarchy
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 20:34 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Ashley my dude, come meet me at the circle k, I'll buy you a cookies and cream f'real shake, some Reese's cups, the big ones with Reese's pieces ijn em, we can have a chat, discuss what it is you're bothered by. Pick up the phone and give me a call, let's set this up. There will be no substitutions on flavor or variety of beverage and snack If I show up at circle k instead will you buy me these things, sounds like a good time that only a COMPLETE IDIOT would pass up.
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:07 |
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Literally A Person posted:One time a bunch of medical waste was dumped into the ocean off of Connecticut and then like 3 days later a bunch of syringes and stuff started washing up at the shore in New Jersey and they had to start driving these big steam rollers across the beach with rollers on them that left the message "BEWARE OF HYPODERMIC NEEDLES" in the sand. What chapter of the Giardiniera is that from
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:22 |
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for a sun worshipper he doesnt have much of a tan
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# ? Jun 4, 2020 22:30 |
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Hammerite posted:for a sun worshipper he doesnt have much of a tan Melanoma is the wrath of the goddess. Would you risk it?
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