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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
alright fine one more

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:nice:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I ran into a good one on Facebook:

This shot should also be good for a few shops.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Loden Taylor posted:

Increased the piss.


Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




mastergeebo
Sep 26, 2004

Via con Dios, el Dingo

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


At first, I thought you photoshoped his mom's hair onto him.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jun 3, 2020

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please


And of course another two cameos:

Alkabob fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jun 3, 2020

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





:chaostrump:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Kins posted:

"I found it, guys! We can go back to how it all was before now, right?"

this but he is holding a copy of Super Hornio Brothers

mackensie
Apr 17, 2002
Another view

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Scooter_McCabe posted:



And of course another two cameos:



goddamn

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
trump being erased from the space-time continuum here

Wheres Wallace
May 5, 2009

:) keep on keepin' on :)
It's *a* bible.



ALL ARE WELCOME :unsmigghh:

Wheres Wallace fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Jun 4, 2020

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

clammy posted:

what's he even trying to say with this photo op? "u mad because police violence against black people? well, uh, the bible tho" what a waste. what an absolute embarrassment.

Remember, you're talking about a fraud. Who also claimed on TV that he was a Christian (despite a well-documented public life that revealed he was anything but) and in the very next few sentences also claimed that he never prayed, never sought forgiveness for his sins (and clearly doesn't forgive), and couldn't name a single Bible verse.

But I digress; what's he trying to do? He's trying to con Christians into thinking he is one while simultaneously not hiding his contempt and for how dumb he thinks everyone else is. (Howard Stern has ranted a bit about that recently; the majority of his base are from walks of life he hates, the people who are actually those who he totally despises, and he wanted nothing to do with them before he came down that escalator.)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Wheres Wallace posted:

It's *a* bible.



ALL ARE WELCOME :unsmigghh:

nice!

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Wheres Wallace posted:

It's *a* bible.



ALL ARE WELCOME :unsmigghh:

:five:

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

"What's your favorite page of the Hungry Caterpillar?"

"Well, there's so many pages. There's a lot of pages. I don't think anyone knew how many pages there were. I don't want to get into which is my favorite, it's very personal."

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

You know I can specifically remember Clinton, Bush and Obama reading to schoolchildren, but I don't think Trump ever has.

Your photoshop might be the closest he'll ever come.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

davidspackage posted:

"What's your favorite page of the Hungry Caterpillar?"

"Well, there's so many pages. There's a lot of pages. I don't think anyone knew how many pages there were. I don't want to get into which is my favorite, it's very personal."

"pears 2"

Wheres Wallace
May 5, 2009

:) keep on keepin' on :)
I don't see a bible.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Some how he figured it out.

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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He's holding his toilet paper. Privileged gently caress doesn't even have to go to the store for it, just buys bibles and wipes.

Wheres Wallace
May 5, 2009

:) keep on keepin' on :)
hey it's the free money man from tv

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
.

lmfao

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

clammy posted:

choked off turkey neck

Anyone need a username?

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

davidspackage posted:

"What's your favorite page of the Hungry Caterpillar?"

The part where the caterpillar ate the chocolate cake

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




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