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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Chunky Salsa posted:

And casinos open tomorrow

Gonna see how hot this 100+ degree train can get

Hot? I think the aggregation and culmination of these societal stressors will keep temperatures plummeting.


I'm talking sub-zero temps, baby.


Give yourself to and embrace the Cool Zone.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



We're past "how can we prevent this".

Long past "how can we mitigate this".

Far past "how can we keep people financially secure through this".

Hopelessly past "how do we get people to take this seriously".

We've done what we can as leftists to prevent this, but even the capitalists who know how to preserve the status quo couldn't do poo poo since those in power were too stupid to realize the danger.

Set up mutual aid programs, join the SRA or other leftist groups, organize people, prepare.

poo poo's real now, even the most nihilistic doomer can acknowledge this to some degree.

It only gets Colder from here, motherfucker.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



COVID-420 posted:

:stonk:

TOP 5 NEW CASES USA

1. California +3,600 *NEW RECORD*
2. Texas +2,080 *NEW RECORD*
3. Arizona +1,579 *NEW RECORD*
4. New York +1,464
5. Florida +1,305

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



https://twitter.com/MelissaBlasius/status/1269097812181970944?s=20


Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



fits my needs posted:

arizona is pretty popular for olds to retire like florida or something, right? lol lmao :corona:

gonna lmao hard when Scottsdale (there was national guard protecting businesses there in the last day) gets fuckin annihilated by the rona

It's full of old rich white people and huge golf courses

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Durf posted:

remember when we were barely gonna make it through this with social distancing

before anyone had remotely considered chuds killings themselves en masse or worldwide riots

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

11 million people in Wuhan got quarantined because of a virus that started in a fish market. It only has a 3% mortality rate so far compared to SARS 10%. It causes pneumonia and is most deadly to old people and obese goons. Good luck.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



fosborb posted:

double devil

powerful

[COVID-19 Summer] Destroy Humanity. Cough and Dethrone God.

Cool Zone: Destroy Capitalism. Attack and Dethrone God.

Doomsday Economics: Destroy Reality. Ascend and Dethrone God.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Google Butt posted:

haha remember covid? i love going int o the office now that were opened her up, its definitely not pointless and im definitely not doing the same work i could be doing from home

im literally crying

never underestimate hellworld, comrade

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Xaris posted:

is america open for business yet

I NEED HAIR CUT NOW

Back when my hair first started getting long in quarantine, I did a mental calculation.

I imagined the absolute worst outcome regarding COVID-19 in the USA.

Then I just shaved all my hair off because I knew that this would happen and we would go full death cult.

Was a double bonus because now I can easily wear a balaclava.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



I only check COVID-19 news now for the purpose of radicalizing others

If you're not using your P100 respirator mainly for tear gas at this point, honestly what are you even doing

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Chunky Salsa posted:

Unfriendly reminder- day three of casinos in AZ being open, along with gyms


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8


ROLL IN THE REFRIGERATED CORPSE TRUCKS, BABY

LET THE TEAR GAS, COVID, INTO YOUR BODY ACAB WORLD IS A gently caress TACKLE A COP

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



FAUXTON posted:

https://twitter.com/sgtgary/status/1269861222524076043?s=19

AZ hitting the burn pit stage of uncontrolled pandemic death



BIG IRON IN EACH HAND WHISKEY OUT THE BOTTLE EXPLOSIONS IN BACKGROUND WILD WEST MOTHERFUCK

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



https://twitter.com/abc15/status/1270127649600368640?s=20



embrace death

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



seattle plague rat posted:

jesus maybe its just me but that reads like theyve been lying since april and the poo poo has officially ht the fan



also theyre trying to boost icu beds by 50% which seems kinda low considering theyve had months to prep

i dunno poo poo tho

Funion posted:

By this point, in the USA, the true extent of the spread will measured by the waves of ICU capacity shortages throughout the country.

Yeah it's just getting to the point where it's becoming impossible to hide.

Gonna be like NYC, except this time full death cult lmao

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Lmao in the hospital right now in AZ because I had to drive my boomer Aunt here. She has trouble breathing, pale, sweaty, exhausted after walking 3 steps etc. She insists it's just some stomach pains.

Open er up

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Thoguh posted:

Hope you wore your mask

And gloves, but may as well be hosed because she's been going around with my grandparents (who live with me) without masks.

My wife and I aren't vulnerable but my aunt and grandparents are probably going to die.

:coolzone:

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



FizFashizzle posted:

Honestly that could easily be appendicitis or a chole or an MI. women have weird presentations

first assisted and closed on my first surgery today :unsmith:

Could be, but she's full death cult and immunocompromised, like my grandparents. Especially with cases booming in AZ, I'd bet good money it's COVID.

Just gonna F to pay respects at this point, I tried to warn them.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Epic High Five posted:

I'm just impressed with how committed to boring mediocrity Indiana has stayed in all this. Never anything exceptional, always right in the middle of the pack, mentioned and thought about by noone

indiana isn't real

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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hey Fauci remember that one time you helped deliver, over national television, the plan to open states up "safely"

shoulda known the real reason for that presentation - getting people to think we had beaten covid-19 so we could open 'er up asap

embrace death

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



*whispers* death



https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1270762902664949761?s=20

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



*whispering, but slightly louder*

death

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



DesertIslandHermit posted:

lmao at people saying they are 'ready to move on from COVID' like you would a dying fashion trend or a TV show that sharply dropped in quality

people being selfish dumb fucks to justify their own preferred reality is nothing new in this racist demon cracker nation

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Elderbean posted:

So whats the consensus now? I got all wrapped up in cool zone and stopped paying attention to covid (I still haven't been going out though)

Does it look like a second wave is coming?

"second wave"

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnRaA03uPFY

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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CleverHans posted:

If I won the the May death poll AND die of the 'roni and don't at least get a gang tag I am going to be quite irate.

I would like to speak to COVID-19's manager.

hello i am the COVID-19 manager, sorry, the best we can offer is drowning in your own lung fluid

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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👏death👏death👏DEATH👏

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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you merely adopted hellworld, i was born in it

molded by it

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Squizzle posted:

they reside there

no one in arizona truly lives

true, but rude

maybe Phoenix will live up to its name soon with all this poo poo happening

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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snoo posted:

drat there's at least 6 positive cases in our apartment complex now lmbo

rest in peace

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER




literally trained with a militia yesterday, im good

i personally organize dozens of people

gently caress this country gently caress this state gently caress capitalism etc

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Epic High Five posted:

post that shaking crylaugh again it makes me laugh every time

saving that for the next record or when hospitals run out of beds, so like 2 days

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Epic High Five posted:

weren't 90% of ICU/vents taken like....yesterday? 2 days seems optimistic

2 days until they can't hide it, probably

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



https://twitter.com/RepGregStanton/status/1272285577497452550?s=20

appreciate the congrats

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Raine
Apr 30, 2013

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Google Butt posted:

az is old af huh?

not for long

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