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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




beautiful

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Homeless Friend posted:

my wife didn't care who i was till i put on the mask

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



arizona speedrunning her immunity

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




we all dead

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



twoday posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A MASK ONTO MY FACE. IT’S AN N95 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START STERILYZING EVERY SURFACE IN MY HOUSE. I WASH EVERYTHING WITH DISINFECTANT AND I WASH IT HARD. MAKIN SCRUBBING SOUNDS WHEN I REMOVE THE OUTER LIPID LAYER FROM SOME COVID BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH MY FACE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY AVOIDED THE 21ST CENTURYS MOST DEADLY PANDEMIC. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE ON TWITTER AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN BEACH STATES CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE VACCINE CANDIDATES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I SMOKE.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



overwhelm my COVIDhole daddy

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




ahahahahaha

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



we won, covid is over

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lol fake news

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1277296254603558912?s=20

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



after a week or so of record-setting daily increases, Nashville had its biggest 24-hour increase with 608 new cases. we're finally rolling back to Phase 2 (lol)

https://twitter.com/JohnCooper4Nash/status/1278697675207180288?s=20

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




oh no will they protest at Abbott's house?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




oh poo poo, you mean you have to take care of your spawn?

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I thought heat was going to kill the virus

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shut the gently caress up about children or it gets the probe again

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shut the gently caress up about kids

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



shovelbum posted:

Having kids is necessary work that intersects with every major issue itt, the fact that it's treated like a weird hobby that takes over and replaces your whole identity is part of the problem

start a new thread about it then

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Egg Moron posted:

tennessee often flies under the radar when people are talking about the dumbest states but jesus christ, tennessee is dumb as gently caress

yeah we are, even blue Nashville succumbed to pressure and reopened too fast and now our cases are exploding

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




god drat

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



let the virus rush over me like a cooling river

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



skaboomizzy posted:

I live in St Pete, this is all extremely cool

don't open your door

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



snoo posted:

diarrhea. trust me.

this av is throwing me off

also hello

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mayor Dave posted:

Go to the wedding op, it's fine

:shuckyes:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



if you are an adult and you have agency, you can simply say no, the risks are too great

if people get mad, gently caress em

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mourne posted:

I have an emergency stash of weed hidden away. should I smoke a bowl and try to relax?

pot is super illegal in my state, and my neighbors might call the cops.

make a firecracker

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



we did it, we beat coronavirus

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

it's not even the worst government today

that honor goes to the Something Awful administration

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Covid is over, you love to see it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I want off the ride

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



is it possible for me to leave the US and get into a country that has a better handle on this poo poo

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mr Hootington posted:

Do you have a job within the teump administration and/or supwr rich?

no

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



FORUMS USER 1135 posted:

i tried to crank one out after being in the cardiac icu for 2 weeks but forgot that the nurses could see my heart rate and vitals thru wireless telemetry while in the bathroom. that was an awkward conversation when they came in to check on me. Get it in before being ventilated I say

lmao

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lol the time for a full shutdown was 4 months ago

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



this whole virus thing is just going to burn itself out

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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