[COVIDelta-19] Remember To Mask Up Between Bites

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wtf is this i thought we won, that's why the party

# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 06:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:52

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https://i.imgur.com/scQ95JW.mp4

welcome back to the covidzone

# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 05:12

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spaceblancmange posted:

What are the positive test rates doing in those states? Do you guys even have and isolation protocols for positive caes or is it just advice?

Is that a legit number for a day or a lot of backdated deaths?

it's a legit number but the wrong one, they reported 2999 new CASES today

# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 02:25

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Atrocious Joe posted:

whoever made this didn't set the storm motion vector

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 04:27

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https://i.imgur.com/scQ95JW.mp4

# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 08:28

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Taintrunner posted:

my money is on widespread violent riots by mid-August

that will still be the first wave of widespread violent riots

# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 22:41

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all those people are dead now billy

# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 21:49

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it's true, the virus skews highly conservative for some reason

# ¿ Jun 19, 2020 01:04

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lol christmas is CANCELED

# ¿ Jun 21, 2020 04:07

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whoa the roni tendrils are creepy but then again i think tin whiskers are creepy too

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 13:23

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i hope i survive the virus so i can die in climate hell

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 16:04

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Terrifying Effigies posted:

I don't see how the schools stay open even if they do open in the fall. Parents are pushing for them to open so they don't have to handle their kids in the house every day, but as soon as a teacher or student comes down with it they're are going to lose their minds and pull their kids back out.

if schools open we break a million deaths guaranteed

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 16:12

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amgen and gilead at novartis

pfizer, when the walls fell

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 16:21

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lol

Florida +9,585
Arizona +3,593

lol

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 17:01

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florida is going to be like 20k+ new cases per day some time next week

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 17:03

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you know this is going to be the year that a massive hurricane actually wrecks florida instead of whiffing it, because that's how things work now

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 17:33

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SKULL.GIF posted:

does a hurricane slow plague spread (everyone is outside now, 200 mph winds blow away roni particles) or intensify it (everyone is packed together finding shelter, 200 mph winds blow roni particles directly into your motuh)

sheltering from the hurricane is not freedom why do you hate america

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 17:41

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haha everything is extremely hosed and nobody is going to do a drat thing about it

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 07:46

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actually let me correct myself- a lot of people are doing things to actively gently caress things harder, so i guess there is somebody doing something about it, if you want to get technical

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 07:47

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FuzzySlippers posted:

Could I take a vacation to a car dealership fifty miles away and buy a car? Would that count as vacation expenses?

There's going to be so much creative fraud

why can't a car itself be considered a travel expense?

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 08:54

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if you're willing to wait 18 minutes for shredded cheese, it would seem that "cold" is an acceptable state for fajitas

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 14:07

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 17:38

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robot roll call posted:

lol aren�t sundays usually underreported

haha yeah they hosed

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 17:48

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this is exactly what every proud owner of a functioning brain expected

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 17:49

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# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 17:52

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Bearjew posted:

https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1277296254603558912?s=20

resume course ensign, warp 19

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 20:47

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https://i.imgur.com/a9QBwcG.mp4

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 20:51

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as if any chud won't immediately dismiss that video because the nurse is black

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 22:48

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worldo rolled it back, but it's still :piss:

for a sunday

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 23:05

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here are some numbers:

6,230
12,383
1,296
951
8,074

they aren't any particular numbers, but they're very good numbers, and probably just as useful as any of our infection stats

# ¿ Jun 28, 2020 23:16

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*looks at exponential infection*

"how can we open more?"

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 08:16

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what's your problem with ol' musky? look how much money he has. he's basically einstein.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 10:51

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# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 11:13

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more people interact, disease go faster

it's not loving hard

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 11:17

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i like that the covid measures have smacked down flu transmission but the roni still runnin wild like hulkamania

# ¿ Jun 29, 2020 11:19

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https://twitter.com/ass_dentata/status/1277361862141771776

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 09:47

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good thing these hundreds of thousands of healthy young people that got the virus over the last couple weeks never ever come into contact with vulnerable persons

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 09:56

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it gon be lit

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 11:25

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im picturing ambulances in a holding pattern circling hospitals

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 16:09

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:52

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rifts but it's covid instead of nuclear war that lights up the ley lines

edit no wait im getting my magical apocalypse/cyberpunk tabletop rpgs mixed up

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 16:16

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