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goddammit you assholes im tryign to make a joke about old people dying christ
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Jun 9, 2020 01:32
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Funion posted:Lmao in the hospital right now in AZ because I had to drive my boomer Aunt here. She has trouble breathing, pale, sweaty, exhausted after walking 3 steps etc. She insists it's just some stomach pains. Honestly that could easily be appendicitis or a chole or an MI. women have weird presentations first assisted and closed on my first surgery today 
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nikosoft posted:Congrats! Are you doing a specialty rotation? For some reason, I thought you were in pulmonary (need to update weirdgoonfactsIremember.xls) general surgery in rural as gently caress tennessee. I'm a PA and our schedules are hosed so our rotations are just a month. just cutting out lipomas nothing fancy but still kinda fun.
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Jun 9, 2020 01:37
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shovelbum posted:NC is gonna make it to number 1 one of these days cooper has done the best by far of any SE governor. of course now they're opening back up so lmao as bad as NC might get it won't hold a candle to south carolina.
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shovelbum posted:Cooper immediately abandoned all pretense of phased reopening and openeder up tho I said SE governor!
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Jun 9, 2020 03:41
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Egg Moron posted:Tennessee just hit it's highest 7 day average since this poo poo popped off, walking to work today a guy yelled NICE MASK PUSSY at me from his truck yeah sorry i was still drunk
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Jun 10, 2020 00:44
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Yesterday we had a patient come into the office who’d had his truck roll over his leg while he was working on it. Second time in two months that’s happened. We’ve got him in today for wound care but we have to wear advanced surgical gear because he hasn’t got his covid test back yet. But we loving saw him in the office yesterday and the hospitals let him in without masks I ahahahahahaha just gently caress it who cares
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Jun 10, 2020 18:20
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Asproigerosis posted:I was about to flip my poo poo at a hospitalist for ordering a cspine mri on a raging covid patient.... for cervical stenosis. You should have just sent a picture from loving google
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Jun 10, 2020 19:59
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Lmao Oklahoma what the christ why That’s pitiful
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Jun 10, 2020 22:08
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I don’t have the time or ability to crunch this but I think we should really take North Carolina numbers and project them on the rest of the south east and Texas. NC did the best out of all of them at locking down (as bad as that is) and there haven’t been any glaring statistic manipulation. I havent heard any stories of that from docs in Asheville or Charlotte.
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Jun 13, 2020 20:44
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Pillowpants posted:my wife’s aunt is in the ICU in NC with what they’re calling gallstones but she also has a lot of COVID symptoms and they won’t test her. I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s poor Any kind of gallstone disorder can present with everything you’d get with covid, especially if it’s some kind of ascending cholangitis.
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Jun 13, 2020 21:11
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mod sassinator posted:Remember when the Whitehouse bought enough copies of trump jr's book to ensure it hit the bestseller list? Lmao if you think the same thing isn't happening for his rally tickets And parscale is getting like 3% of all of that lmao dudes a genius
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Jun 14, 2020 19:15
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Wooo lad https://twitter.com/politidope/status/1272237360147767298?s=21
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Jun 14, 2020 20:09
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:Just saw this somewhere. most small doctors offices are having patients wait in their cars then texting them to come in so that might have something to do with it.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:I'm starting to wonder how long I'll get to work from home myself. Initially they said they'd review it every two weeks but then just said "we're cool with it" and I'm actually the only employee (of 15) who is WFH full time. Almost like they forgot about me. Which is pretty dope. one of my favorite gbs threads was the guy who got hired at some bloated telecomm in a managerial position like the friday before 9/11. in the madness after that they straight up forgot he existed and he had an office near an exit at the end of the hall so he just showed up to work every day and poo poo posted on the internet. he lasted about 6 months before he quit out of boredom
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Google Butt posted:Is there any consensus on the best way to sanitize kn95s/n95s? I'm bagging them and using them on a rotation, but I don't know if I should be tossing them in the oven too or what. isopropyl alcohol in a squirt bottle just leave it out in the sun to dry
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Jun 15, 2020 21:56
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twoday posted:you could like, start volunteering at a tuberculosis ward, maybe? i don't think we still have TB wards if you're tested positive they force you to quarantine and like have a sheriff drive by your house every hour to make sure you're staying there. the health department will give you your drugs for free at least that's how it is in tennessee
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nc is trying at least https://twitter.com/asheville/status/1272649597081530368?s=20 i hope my next rotation doesn't get cancelled
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Jun 15, 2020 22:58
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Jun 15, 2020 23:34
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powerful divorced dad second marriage hormone replacement therapy energy
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:
one of the people that graduated the year before me got hired immediately in march/april in nyc. she came down to knoxville to give us a talk during our last end of rotation exam her entire job was bringing ipads to patients so they could say goodbye to their families before they were intubated
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Jun 16, 2020 02:18
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can't wait until patients that say goodbye to loved ones over facebook chat get targeted ads for funeral homes and cremation services
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Shear Modulus posted:this is a nursing job? im a PA-S2
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Dumb Lowtax posted:So when are we gonna talk about the uncomfortable possibility that no rich famous people have died from COVID so far because they all have unlimited access to the extremely overpriced blood and antibodies of prior COVID patients.... and can keep pumping that into themselves to avoid infection forever, as long as they have the discipline to keep up with it? They're generally going to be healthier as a whole (they're rich and have lived with good healthcare), but yeah they more than likely going to have an easier time getting IL-6i from hospitals that don't want to have a famous person die on their watch.
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Solarin posted:How could I get one of these sit in room and do literally nothing jobs? current doing it for no pay Was your dad a senator.
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Bip Roberts posted:but do you get fukking swol af you'll get hungry as poo poo so you might get fat
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oh so one of my preceptors like loving cowrote a paper on proning patients with ards and explained to me today why it works essentially if you look at a CXR of someone with ARDS it's a total white out, but if you look at a CT of the same patient it's the posterior and inferior aspects of the lungs that are primarily effected. This is because we spend eight hours a day on our backs and 16 hours on our feet, so gravity causes all the blood to flow there and consolidations form. When you put someone to the prone position, you're forcing the blood to flow to the anterior aspect of the lungs that aren't going to have the consolidations, and increase gas exchange. This is completely new from what I had understood was the MOA for proning patients and thought you guys might find it interesting.
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shovelbum posted:Is this why bats have such nasty respiratory viruses, they hang upside down? no bats get such weird poo poo because their internal temperature can get high as poo poo, far higher than humans safely can, so any virus that survives and thrives in the bat community is going to be strong as poo poo. fever is one of the body's main ways to fight infection/virus, but if a virus can survive bat temperatures we can't achieve, nothing our body can do will do poo poo.
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/complex/status/1273341809662595073?s=21 las vegas was never going to survive this
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im staying in a converted doctor lounge during the week at this rural hospital where im working. last night i was talking to the guy trying to get the place running again and it turned out we had a possible covid patient. he wanted me to round on her. full droplet precautions, inconclusive CXR, didn't want to get a CT Scan and risk infecting the hospital. She had a history of sternum cancer (no idea), costochondritis, various bowel issues (almost ubiquitous out here) and a 35 year ppd smoking history. Her lungs sounded fine and she didn't appear to be in any acute distress. she had a pretty high fever but I was going in right after she'd been given her q6 tylenol. she didn't have any of the other associated symptoms. said she was living with two people that HAD it but when she talked to me she just said they KNEW they had it, not tested. That's also pretty common. Everyone out here thinks they had it in like november. Also she'd been to the other hospital in the area 3 times and they didn't do anythin gwith her any of the times. told her i didn't think she had it but we'd wait on the test. told my preceptor it wasn't a very impressive presentation. went to bed. oh god she's got covid as poo poo. finally got her CT and it's textbook. AND she's been working for the past 7-10 days at a plant with 700 employees. threw her on a z pack because we're doing a trial with vandy. GREAT
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:how come antibiotics? to stave off secondary infections or something? Twerk from Home posted:lol a z-pak has anti inflammatory properties in the lungs due to its ability to act on macrophages, and as i said we're part of a trial most data is good data
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err posted:Is anyone going to notify the factory the person worked at? contact tracing has already begun Asproigerosis posted:I have to assume whatever state fiz is in has mandatory public health reporting for infectious diseases such as covid. I know that's how it is here in delaware. Me: do you have any health problems? Patient: Me? No. Me: So why are you on a statin, a beta blocker, an ace, and levothyroxine? Patient: well yeah i got my heart and cholesterol and thyroid meds but no health problems.
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literally had a patient test positive that had been working in a 700 person factory two days prior just remember this when overton county blows up
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:I've seen so many people wearing them down like that or just having them around their necks or people who actually lower them to talk. So we poo poo on these assholes a lot but where I am, people literally cannot wear a mask that covers their nose and mouth. They are so sick, from CHF or COPD, they can't function with cloth over their nose and mouth. It is loving insane. There's a subway near me where I am. It's basically the only restaurant in town that reasonably healthy. Like right now in clinic part of my job is teaching patients how to secure their masks and nasal canulas if they're on o2. And some of these home made masks they have are such poo poo they're closing off their nares so we give them masks if we have some or we instruct them on how to adjust their o2 levels on the fly. gonna have some rebound hypoxia but what the gently caress else can we do
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Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:Hell I've seen horses race each other in a field. well yeah we've bred them to do that also the horse in the front isn't gonna get eaten
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Asproigerosis posted:Smh look at all these players about to get traded for being locker room covids colleges can't trade players they can just bench them for any loving reason at all as punishment for speaking their minds, however
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Asproigerosis posted:It was a joke, as an Eagles fan. lmao don't worry about covid you're already dead
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i never went on spring break in college or high school after i take the PANCE in february I am absolutely getting on the next loving plane to south east asia and loving off for two weeks im in so much debt who gives a poo poo
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