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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
And boy do I feel dumb! I was pronouncing it dad this whole time!

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Gross Dude

Gross Dude
No worries my dad is okay, this is just a funny joke about a close relative dying. Please post any funny jokes about your loved ones perishing.

nut


albany academy


Lmao

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

My inner child is dead.

Long live my inner child!


Sig sandwich by Manifisto and Luvcow

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
You're so bad



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




now that one's cornier than aunt gemmas festival winnin' bread!
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thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever

nut


thatís how I met your murder

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
"Pull my finger!"

*expires*



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

google THIS


I hope you called him an ambulance.

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

google THIS posted:

I hope you called him an ambulance.

I respected his commitment to the bit and said "You're an ambulance." Its what he would've wanted.



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

cda

nut posted:

that’s how I met your murder

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

nut posted:

thatís how I met your murder


Sig sandwich by Manifisto and Luvcow

cda

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*

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cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*

loving 'd

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*



Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

Your father, he was my dad, who was dead. I hate your father. Please our father, banned from forums forever, cast into BYOB heck where his weed is denied to him. Pronounced RIP, Rancid Intestinal Polyp.

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Big rear end fart huge rear end fart when that booty splart my tushy shart.

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esplain

Ass-penny



This was a good joke, I laughed.

Khanstant

HONKING IS VIOLENCE

im reading a lot of things in the OP and following posts that are making me laugh IRL but i'll never tell ...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


The shared father was a bastard, regularly he would place leeks in our hands and claim they were sufficient and equal to body safe silicone dildos, as we all know, leeks are highly porous and thus can store filth within them not easily washed out. Father we said, how dare you, sons/daughters/you all he said, I was trying to teach you a listen about potentially avoiding toxemia but unfortunately it is a lesson that must be taught through harsh measures. But father we said, but father we said again and it turned out we forgot what was going on because the weedsmoke within the room had finally reached above our noses and placed us in a euphoric stupor.

May God drat our father to an eternity of smelling 80s printer ink.

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thanks for clearing that up

DOPE FIEND KILLA G


teaching my students the importance of distinguishing btween homophones by lighting my aunt on fire with a giant magnifying glass

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat

prepuce repurposed posted:

thanks for clearing that up

Friend... I see good things in your future.

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owlhawk911

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

teaching my students the importance of distinguishing btween homophones by lighting my aunt on fire with a giant magnifying glass



sig by award-winning forums poster nut

owlhawk911

knock knock

who's there?

child protective services. open up

child protective services open up who?

this isn't a joke kid. we've been trying to get ahold of your parents for months. the gig is up



sig by award-winning forums poster nut

Tomfoolery


A man walked into a bar and fell down cracking his skull open and then he died

Is that a hammer in your pocket, or is that a malignant tumor and you are about to die

Your mom is so fat, that she suffered a heart attack and died

What's the difference between your dad and a dog? There are no dogs buried at arlington national cemetery

Thank you guys, I'll be here all week. I am sitting shiva for seven days and seven nights.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

that’s how I met your murder

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

oh but seriously I posted:

"Pull my finger!"

*expires*

Ass-penny



Your mom is so fat it took me two buses and a train to get on her good side.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*




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Thanks to Pot Smoke Phoenix and Heather Papps For The Amazing Sigs!

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

My momma didn't raise no dummy!

My DADDY did!

Prurient Squid

My gameboard is pafecto
Ushiromiya BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

This is like Roald Dahl.

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket

"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

owlhawk911

Doctor Dogballs posted:

I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket

"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"



sig by award-winning forums poster nut

google THIS


Doctor Dogballs posted:

I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket

"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

albany academy


cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*

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albany academy


Doctor Dogballs posted:

I still remember the last thign my grampa said before he kicked the bucket

"Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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