My father was pronounced dead.

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Goons Are Gifts

cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*

# ? Jun 5, 2020 22:51

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:16

Stooge

Your mom serving food at the dinner table: I'm sorry kids, your dad didn't make it.

# ? Jun 6, 2020 19:50

cda: by Hand Knit

Stooge posted:

Your mom serving food at the dinner table: I'm sorry kids, your dad didn't make it.

# ? Jun 7, 2020 10:01

Finger Prince

Man pronounced dead in hospital.

Congratulations! It's a boy!

# ? Jun 10, 2020 16:37

nut

Finger Prince posted:

Man pronounced dead in hospital.

Congratulations! It's a boy!

# ? Jun 10, 2020 17:34

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i now pronounce you dead and wife. you may kiss the corpse

# ? Jun 10, 2020 17:35

nut

...anyways, it was a crazy trip to south africa

# ? Jun 10, 2020 17:46

google THIS

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 20:22

Stooge

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 20:35

more falafel please: forums poster

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

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# ? Jun 10, 2020 22:17

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 22:47

biosterous

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jun 10, 2020 23:08

wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

# ? Jun 11, 2020 02:16

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.

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