prepuce repurposed posted:

cda posted:

So, what's the deal with loved ones perishing, am I right? It's like, oh baby, I love you so much, you're the light of my life, how could I go on without y--...*makes farting noise*... You're dead now? [waits for laughter] You're deceased? *increasingly British voice* you're an ex-person? you've gone to join the choir invisible? [waits again for laughter] Monty Python. That's a Monty Python bit in case you didn't know. *the camera pulls back to show that I'm standing in a graveyard in front of a mausoleum with the words "I AM LOST WITHOUT YOU" carved on its walls.*

google THIS posted:

Necromancer: I have summoned you from the great beyond to serve me! I am your master!

Reanimated corpse: Hi Your Master, I'm dead.