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I think there was monkey dick in the beach but I assume that was intentional to convey the gritty realism waiting for the dumb tourist kids
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Obeah posted:Never forget the George Lucas' idea for a dreaded Imperial Child Protective Services.  Goddamn that man is a pedo
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Big Beef City posted:Yeah he seems at least decent if not perfectly fine for the roles he's in. *meets star wars nerd* Harrison ford did nothing wrong
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Colonel Cancer posted:
The prequel saga should really just have been Spotlight, but in the Star Wars universe
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Obeah posted:Never forget the George Lucas' idea for a dreaded Imperial Child Protective Services. Entrapped by insidious sexy teen cops.
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Jun 7, 2020 17:31
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"You-you-you have these cops, you see. They look like teens and they... well it's a trick. They're trying to tempt honest people, like... like movie directors, into committing... well something untoward, let's put it that way."
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Jun 7, 2020 17:33
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Are Ewoks underage Wookies and that's why their names are similar?
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Jun 7, 2020 17:37
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Pretty much everything is horrible if you dig deep enough
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Jun 7, 2020 17:40
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One of you loving dildos knows the answer to my question.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are Ewoks underage Wookies and that's why their names are similar? This is pretty good post/avatar combo
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are Ewoks underage Wookies and that's why their names are similar? Ewok Wookie But most of all, e' awoke
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Obeah posted:Never forget the George Lucas' idea for a dreaded Imperial Child Protective Services. completely had me for the whole time 
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Isnt The Last Crusade the one where Indy meets his ACTUAL son!? Or is that a different movie?
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Vietnamwees posted:Isnt The Last Crusade the one where Indy meets his ACTUAL son!? Or is that a different movie? You're thinking of Crystal Skull. Last Crusade is where he re-unites with his estranged father.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:One of you loving dildos knows the answer to my question. quote:As a manner of recompense for saving Endor, some Ewoks agreed to travel offworld to help Rebel veterans recuperate, working with Doctor Arsad as "therapy Ewoks." Therapy Ewoks were offered to those who had suffered the horrors of war, such as witnessing tragedy, and needed help with their recovery.
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So an Ewok is a Wookie turned inside-out?
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How did the Ewoks provide therapy? Oh, it was a sex thing wasn't it.
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e: ^^^ please see below.Pope Corky the IX posted:So an Ewok is a Wookie turned inside-out? you know that gif of the baby wookie saying "suck my cock"? It's that, but every ewok saying 'jub jub' was actually screaming "eat my rear end" as loudly and in the most pleading, desperate way possible every time. It's all their little bodies could muster.
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Obeah posted:Never forget the George Lucas' idea for a dreaded Imperial Child Protective Services. CPS Evil! Got it. Wait, what?
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Big Beef City posted:you know that gif of the baby wookie saying "suck my cock"? Can't say that I do.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Are Ewoks underage Wookies and that's why their names are similar? They ran out of wookie costumes so they made ewoks out of them.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Can't say that I do. Consider yourself enlightened 
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This is such a Poe's thread. I can believe all of it.
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Oh, okay. I never saw Solo.
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Jose Oquendo posted:You're thinking of Crystal Skull. His long lost eskimo dad
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Milo and POTUS posted:His long lost eskimo dad Crusade was the dog's name
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christmas boots posted:One would assume it means he got owned and did it to himself. I just don't think he really got all that owned. Agree to disagree, I guess. hes basically been shamed out of doing what he loves to do for sucking so bad at it. successful businesses or not the guy got slammed
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gary oldmans diary posted:he kind of acknowledged the world thinking hes crap at the only thing he ever did when he gave up cinematic control of the franchise between the prequels and the new trilogy. if not for that we mightve never known if he had been exposed to all the criticism of him He clearly couldn't do any worse than the current crop of people. Rian Johnson already proved that trying to take Star Wars in a different direction was pointless, and JJ's crew just plain sucks.
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olives black posted:He clearly couldn't do any worse than the current crop of people. Rian Johnson already proved that trying to take Star Wars in a different direction was pointless, and JJ's crew just plain sucks. "A different direction" doesn't really help if its somehow and even shittier direction than the status quo.
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Das Boo posted:This is such a Poe's thread. I can believe all of it. I was being sincere 
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Applewhite posted:"A different direction" doesn't really help if its somehow and even shittier direction than the status quo. 
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gary oldmans diary posted:he kind of acknowledged the world thinking hes crap at the only thing he ever did when he gave up cinematic control of the franchise between the prequels and the new trilogy. if not for that we mightve never known if he had been exposed to all the criticism of him That's fair, I suppose. Although now you've got some fans pining for the prequel era because of the new trilogy (those people are insane imo). I can't imagine they're more than a vocal minority though.
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Are you guys excited for Indy V!? They weren't able to get Lawrence Kasdan to write it, but I'm sure you guys will be excited that they got his son! No, not the one who wrote the Jumanji sequel, the one who wrote Solo: A Star Wars Story. He's also writing the sequel to Willow.
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In 20 years there will be people who pine for the "disney era" and earnestly think those were the best. You can already find people who thought rogue one was okay to make or even good
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$5 says Ford’s going to crash another plane to get out of making it.
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christmas boots posted:$5 says Ford’s going to crash another plane to get out of making it. The dude walked away with less injuries from his last plane crash than filming the new movies, it's a smart move.
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Tip posted:He's also writing the sequel to Willow. If it's going to be based on the sequel novel they recently covered on 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back then oh boy that'll be some real batshit insanity. It's got everything from an evil sorcerer graphically ripping out someone's nerves and circulatory system to make a blood sword to Willow cracking a kid's spine in half like loving Bane.
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