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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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new star wars: older woman grooms young boy
indiana jones: statutory rape
old star wars: incest
american graffiti: both older woman and lolita themes
thx 1138: ????

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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oh right how could I forget
howard the duck: A WOMAN HAS SEX WITH A DUCK

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Coolness Averted posted:

-but it's probably more likely he was a brilliant innovator in terms of special effects, but a terrible writer who doesn't understand pacing, how to make those neat set pieces he thinks up string together, or how human interaction works but got extremely lucky with the right combination of people who tweaked his ideas and laughed at him when he had terrible dialogue early on, but then everyone kowtowed later.

my theory is that Lucas is the greatest 2nd banana in the world, and as long as he had 1-2 other people to collaborate with was solid gold. but when you leave him alone to come up with ideas you get ewoks and weird fetishes and everything in the prequels.

all his best movies are ones where other people had strong creative input.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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olives black posted:

I'd still rather watch the prequels on repeat for a weekend than ever watch episodes 7 or 8 again (I refuse to watch 9 unless I'm with friends or it'll get me laid)

a lousy creative person with many bad ideas is still better than a movie generated by the disney algorithm I guess

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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You Are A Elf posted:

Controversial opinion incoming: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is much better than Temple of Doom.

Why? No Willie screaming “INDYYYYYYY-YYYYYYY-YYYYYYYY-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!” every three seconds she gets scared of something.

The correct Indy rating: Last Crusade > Raiders > Crystal Skull > Temple of Doom

Hmmm. But temple of doom doesn't have old harrison ford phoning it in, corny CGI that tries to replicate practical effects badly, or shia leboof

Not saying you're wrong though. I'd have to watch both in a relatively short succession to tell.

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Obeah posted:

Never forget the George Lucas' idea for a dreaded Imperial Child Protective Services.

completely had me for the whole time :golfclap:

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