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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

What's inside the bag?

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

How can you be thinking of SEX at a time like this?! People are dying and all you care about is your twisted carnal desires.

Do the right thing and take the volcel pledge

large hands
Jan 24, 2006

Dont Touch ME posted:

I made eye contact with a female tonight. I am now ready for SEX I think!


they found Chad

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Hey BeBe, u like stone-effect walls? I have several.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

hello i am sex

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



free hubcaps posted:

hello i am sex

Guys, guys...

We found him

We can close the thread.

Shut it down..

*mission accomplished banner*

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
she has sex leg,24 years old.

this is some of her naked photo,
<keylogger link>

<keylogger link>

<keylogger link>

there's more on my computer!
leave your e-mail.i'll send to u!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

oh but seriously I posted:

lol "fake an orgasm." i faked a whole marriage. amateurs

lol holy poo poo

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

rippin' and tearin'

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Gonna have sex with... his name?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im looking for SEX 2.0

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i have the SEX 1.5 to SEX 2.0 upgrade but not the base install

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi posted:

i have the SEX 1.5 to SEX 2.0 upgrade but not the base install
check the EPIC store i dont think its on Steam any more

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Has anyone found SEX yet?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

free hubcaps posted:

hello i am sex

(from SexWeb)

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

so there she was again. glancing at me from across local bar 4a71-d. a woman. i could tell she wasnt a synth from the animal look in her eye. the look of SEX. i tilted my sports hat down to put a shadow over my eyes. didnt want her to know that i too was looking for sex. not yet. she would know soon. i started to snap my fingers and jive over her way, tipping the serverbot a space nickel along the way. she is looking right at me now, glancing at my muscles through my vibro mesh shirt. muscles like a sock full of coconuts. i activate my nano musk, and i know it is going to happen now as the scent wafts toward her. SEX. real sex. hard and fast. the kind of sex that only those who are seasoned at sex know.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Cyril Sneer posted:

Has anyone found SEX yet?

SEX...................on the table!!!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

im looking for SEX 2.0

You found it. This is sex. This is the future of sex. We are doing it now. :hmmyes:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sex 6.9a

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

I found a sex https://youtu.be/h_4fQDZPutA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

check the EPIC store i dont think its on Steam any more

i got mine from Boobage's

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i am prepared for SEX. are you?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SEX DELIVERY.

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

Sex? In this economy? Yeah, good luck with that buddy.

Luitpold
Aug 2, 2009
Talking of excrement ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd1IW0SRo3Q

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol SEX isn’t even real. That’s what GEORGE SOROS and the Radical Left Democrats want you to believe!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
!
Grade A loving BEEF!!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Haley Joel Osman?

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

Spsexual Delivery

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


He looks like he's made of balloons and about to rise.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

numberoneposter posted:

i am prepared for SEX. are you?


Now this guy is ready for SEX

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Hey Op how's your sex search going, is it like geocaching? If so there's one in the woods near my house.

FalconImpala
Oct 21, 2018

Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"

This is the antifa soldier without the mask

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

anyway how's your sex life?

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

This is a man made entirely of colostomy bags.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Sex is a sacred act between a man and another man

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Nice critique OP. Reminds me of Charlie Sheen.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
C'mon lassies, Willie's got the muscles ye crave.


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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
i keep trying to explain to ladies that, objectively speaking, i 'm actually super good at sex. Need me to walk through it with ya, champ? Check this:

foreplay>? Try some fyckign earlobe strokes. stroke those little shits off like they were tiny weiners. ladies cant get enough. plus kissing. i remember reading in one of my older sisters' Cosmos about 20 yearsa ago that, when asked, like 95% of women wanted more kissing in their sex. gets super boring really quick, but hey: if muhammed won't come to the mountain, the mountain will come to muhammed.

by this point you Woman should be all greased up and ready to go. Remember that vaginas are there to trick you. you want to just jab your fingers into that conspicuous wet hole, right champ? WRONG. the woman's weak spot is the clitorious located just above that fun place. mash that poo poo like your life depends on it. if you're super lucky it won't be in a really fuckign inconvenient and hard-to-reach spot that makes your wrist hurt. Just loving rail that sonofabitch.

By now your lady is probably all set to go but you've lost your boner because its taken forr loving ever to get her even kinda excited and you started thinking about that one time you accidentally stepped on that baby lizard in your parent's driveway when you were 8. so just lay kinda mostly on top of her and crank your pud like crazy. Think about how hot and dirty it is to be laying on a girl when she wants to gently caress you. Try to remember how you felt with when you were like ten years ago and you could get boners all day even thinkign about how a woman smelled. Don't look in her eyes in case you think you see her losing interest.

After that, it's all smooth sailing bro! Take he r ot pound city!

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