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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

at any point during the typing of that, did you think it was a post people would want to read?

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Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
That's just the zen of posting, friend. Just Post doesn't mean "as long as someone reads it"

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Too wordy but after actually reading it was like a joke or something? Man my jokes are not funny either but at least they have less words.

Anyway the OP had nice posts, gz.

Remember to eat rear end.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

C'mon lassies, Willie's got the muscles ye crave.




We’ve found SEX at long last. Thank you for bringing SEX to the thread.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Hey guys it's me, John SEX, the inventor of SEX, and I love this thread. Keep up the good work guys

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I loving hate sex. It's for virgins and is insanely pathetic. Only losers have sex. I hate sex.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

one time i was supposed to have sex, but i went and ate a hamburger instead. it filled the (real and metaphorical) emptiness inside me just as much as going to pound town would

GENUINE CAT HERDER
Jan 2, 2004


Wedge Regret

Hackers film 1995 posted:

one time i was supposed to have sex, but i went and ate a hamburger instead. it filled the (real and metaphorical) emptiness inside me just as much as going to pound town would

You could have just done both at the same time, you know.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:

You could have just done both at the same time, you know.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:

You could have just done both at the same time, you know.

im not a good multitasker

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



hey.
























HEY

























I just had sex

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dell_Zincht posted:

hey.
























HEY

























I just had sex

I was there I saw it

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Are there straight women who find that hair to be a good look?

Ugh. I just think Jesus pics or too feminine

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

Are there straight women who find that hair to be a good look?

Ugh. I just think Jesus pics or too feminine

He can wear his hair long if he likes. Let him do him. How dare you

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

remember when fabio rode that rollercoaster and got hit in the face with a bird? i think about that often. i bet fabio has had sex before

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hackers film 1995 posted:

remember when fabio rode that rollercoaster and got hit in the face with a bird? i think about that often. i bet fabio has had sex before

I don't think so. I remember asking him and his face got really sad it was around the same time I poo poo myself.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I don't think so. I remember asking him and his face got really sad it was around the same time I poo poo myself.

he should cheer up. ive had sex before i was just told that i was disappointing. he has probably saved himself a bunch of hassle

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Fabio the man has never had SEX. Fabio’s hair, however? Total pincushion. Like just fucks anyone, anywhere.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Hackers film 1995 posted:

he should cheer up. ive had sex before i was just told that i was disappointing. he has probably saved himself a bunch of hassle

I once saw a penis it looked like a wooden dowel

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Spinz posted:

Are there straight women who find that hair to be a good look?

Ugh. I just think Jesus pics or too feminine

How is this even a question lol he’s not on the cover of Harlequin romance novels by accident.

You know, the novels that are full of het romance and SEX.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Alien Sex Manual posted:

How is this even a question lol he’s not on the cover of Harlequin romance novels by accident.

You know, the novels that are full of het romance and SEX.

I've heard the accusations of sex in books with Fabio covers was fabricated by Spin as a propaganda campaign against Fabio in his hair. She almost had him killed but the poison accidentally was drank by her lover, leading to a sad tale of tragedy and misunderstanding, $5.95 on the self at your closest Walgreens.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011


Another sex haver, with a motorcycle.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

anyone else pulling their shirt collar every time new beefcake is posted?

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Hackers film 1995 posted:

anyone else pulling their shirt collar every time new beefcake is posted?

i'm pulling something but it's not my collar

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

is it a lever marked “post”?

mexican willie
Mar 17, 2007

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Hackers film 1995 posted:

is it a lever marked “post”?

postin' with one hand here buddy

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Dell_Zincht posted:

hey.
























HEY

























I just had sex
but did you get head?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Wait, sex is an actual thing? I thought it was just one of those urban legends you hear about occasionally at work around the water cooler when doug had one too many irish coffees

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

RepeatingMeme posted:

Wait, sex is an actual thing? I thought it was just one of those urban legends you hear about occasionally at work around the water cooler when doug had one too many irish coffees

Some people say it's out there and real and other people don't you have to consider both sides

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
All your makes are pee they’reselves.

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oI4_shsYnE

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ugh that's such an old fake, it wasn't sex, it was just a guy in gorilla suit :viggo:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Colonel Cancer posted:

Ugh that's such an old fake, it wasn't sex, it was just a guy in gorilla suit :viggo:

Your stupid and I will hate you forever

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
My name is REX and I’m here for SEX baby

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Richter Scabies posted:

Fashion SWAT come back please

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Alien Sex Manual posted:

How is this even a question lol he’s not on the cover of Harlequin romance novels by accident.

You know, the novels that are full of het romance and SEX.

I think it's what they THINK we want but irl naw
A little long yes
But THAT lol nope

Women of GBS chime in please

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz posted:

I think it's what they THINK we want but irl naw
A little long yes
But THAT lol nope

Women of GBS chime in please

Why are you so hateful towards this man. Why must he acquiesce to your demands! Leave him alone!

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Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

the longest hair on my body is on my butt, so im ok with the ladies. however the human body is shameful and disgusting so who cares what it looks like

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