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I will have sex with everyone posted in this thread
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I've begun a plan to replace all of my towns 'brushless, automatic car washes' with 'automatic SEX'. You just drive up, put some funds in, and blam, hands free no touch full service SEX!
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Jun 13, 2020 22:20
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I was watching resident evil on my TELEVISION and I looked down and realized I had been having SEX for almost 2 and half hours straight and I was like HOLY poo poo GIRL what is you’re pussy made of???!!!  It just felt so NATURAL like I could be having SEX and doing other stuff like BOWLING or EATING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES at the SAME TIME!!! ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jun 13, 2020 |
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Jun 13, 2020 22:32
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ooh ice cream sandwiches and bowling sounds f No. I must stay focused! I am the ultimate SEX finder!
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Jun 13, 2020 22:37
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Big Beef City posted:ooh ice cream sandwiches and bowling sounds f Don’t forget to have and ORGASM lol. 
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Jun 13, 2020 22:45
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sex is a big left wing conspiracy hoax designed to trick you out of your hard earned seed
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Jun 13, 2020 22:50
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Stooge posted:sex is a big left wing conspiracy hoax designed to trick you out of your hard earned seed
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Jun 13, 2020 22:53
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Now I am become SEX, the fucker of worlds.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:09
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Sorry ladies, it was either SEX or SSRIs and well let's just watch a movie or something
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Jun 13, 2020 23:12
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$EX is going red in the premarket, SELL SELL SELL
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Jun 13, 2020 23:14
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Mooey Cow posted:Now I am become SEX, the fucker of worlds. Go climb a tree hahaha! Lot.
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Jun 13, 2020 23:50
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numberoneposter posted:$EX is going red in the premarket, SELL SELL SELL Pathetic, no faith, no vision. Once you buy into SEX that's a long term investment.
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Jun 14, 2020 00:02
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Big Beef City posted:Of all the jizz joints in all the towns in all the world SEX had to walk into mine SEX was a dame and a half. Gams up to here and an attitude to match. Broad walked in like she owned the place and I wasn’t about to argue. I stole a glance out the window to catch my breath. Somebody important must have died because Old Glory was at half-mast. That makes two of us, I thought.
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Jun 14, 2020 00:43
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doverhog posted:Pathetic, no faith, no vision. Once you buy into SEX that's a long term investment.
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Jun 14, 2020 00:49
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numberoneposter posted:$EX is a classic pump and dump your moron and we have been played Pump THROUGH the dump. 
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Jun 14, 2020 00:50
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Private Cumshoe posted:I will have sex with everyone posted in this thread Yes but will you have SEX with us
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Jun 14, 2020 01:18
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I was watching resident evil on my TELEVISION and I looked down and realized I had been having SEX for almost 2 and half hours straight and I was like HOLY poo poo GIRL what is you’re pussy made of???!!! I wonder why they went with "creampie" when "ice cream sandwich" was right there
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Jun 14, 2020 01:50
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dsf posted:im gonna go jerk off, and then cum The real pros can do that in reverse.
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Jun 14, 2020 01:56
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Wifi Toilet posted:The real pros can do that in reverse. When I was a teenager one night I was rubbing one out and didn’t want to make a mess so I held my thumb over the hole when I was ready to nut. I do not recommend doing this.
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Jun 14, 2020 05:03
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I grew up in a town with a lot of “handsome” women, I realized nature doesn’t really make people that ugly and that hotties are not an exception to the norm when I grew up and moved out.
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Jun 14, 2020 05:24
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I grew up in a town with a lot of “handsome” women, I realized nature doesn’t really make people that ugly and that hotties are not an exception to the norm when I grew up and moved out. Interesting way to say that you're attracted to hot men now as a result of your surroundings. Baby I was born this way.
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Jun 14, 2020 12:17
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in my 20's i dated a slightly overweight but very pretty blonde girl. when we first started dating some guy that dressed in full on skeevy fashion poo poo asked her if he could "feed her spaghetti, italian food, just keep feeding you". the dude was tiny and he needed SEX but with food involved. somewhere in the back of my mind i really wanted to ask him how he got into the feeder fetish but i think it was just desperation to get the SEX.
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Jun 14, 2020 13:02
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i didn't hear you DENY getting cucked by Leisure Suit Larry
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Jun 14, 2020 13:12
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Big Beef City posted:Interesting way to say that you're attracted to hot men now as a result of your surroundings. Hot men are just ugly women, like everyone is a woman, they just choose to liberate some and make an other. Men think they invented themselves, no, you’re just some woman’s fancy fella. 
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Jun 14, 2020 13:28
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Find'em lick'em spread those cheeks go to town on fifty twinks Anus is a lean cuisine It's buttsnax Ooohooo buttsnax Ooohooo buttsnax Talkin' bout buttsnax
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Jun 14, 2020 13:40
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As a guy who SEX other guys, I was always told it was SUPER easy because men are horny sex monsters but then I realized I wasn't much of a man and it's been pretty tough-going since I'M THE ONE who ends up playing hard-to-sex
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Jun 14, 2020 14:31
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kaworu posted:playing hard-to-sex have you considered not doing that?
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Jun 14, 2020 14:55
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I’m looking for SEX baby I’m looking for P in V I’m looking for all the good things and the bad things I’m looking for SEX baby
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Guys GuYS I have figured it out!!! Listen P = IV = RI2
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