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What should I call this new potato species
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Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Hey everyone,

If you remember the Saga's of PORCH BROTH, I have recently discovered that the mulch pile where I hid and disposed of most of the PORCH BROTH is now teaming with life. I now have POTATOES growing in my mulch pile, which I can only speculate has bonded with the PORCH BROTH, to create some new hybrid breed of Potatoes.



I really need some name suggestions for what this hybrid plant should be called.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

brotatoes

Korthal
May 26, 2011



I actually don't remember, please enlighten me.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



im going to steal the broth plants

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Soup tree

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Sid Vicious posted:

im going to steal the broth plants

As King of GBS I already gotta give you a tithe of my crop please don't take more.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i need all of the broth platn

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




Buglord

For real though I wouldn't eat those hosed up trash potatoes but dump some more soil on top and turn it a few times over the next 6 months and you got some quality compost goin' that's a pretty nice lookin pile mm yeah real good

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




rear end

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Is what you should call them

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Compost milord

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Tom Gorman posted:

For real though I wouldn't eat those hosed up trash potatoes but dump some more soil on top and turn it a few times over the next 6 months and you got some quality compost goin' that's a pretty nice lookin pile mm yeah real good

Yeah no way in hell I'm eating those potatoes, we got a seperate sane potato patch not fueled my corpses of mice from our cat and porch broth

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Eat the eggs potatoes.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?


Chazzwozzers

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.



Don't waste that amazing bunch of ingredients and make potato tacos!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Potato latkes imo

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Tbh the garbage pile potatoes are doing a lot better than our garden potatoes. Garden ones got ransacked by our chickens and haven't really recovered.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich



pootatoes

naem
May 29, 2011



Mozi posted:

brotatoes

proth

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!

Wedge Regret

You should continue pouring rancid broth onto these wroth of the broth spawned potatoes. For science.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Portungus.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Edgar posted:

You should continue pouring rancid broth onto these wroth of the broth spawned potatoes. For science.

Feel free to leave more on my porch at any moment. I am accepting broth donations for

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.


Feed the pootatoes to your friends and family and see if they get sick before you eat them yourself.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

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Grimey Drawer

The potato carcasses in my compost bin did this too. I didnít put porch broth in there so I was thinking about maybe transplanting them into the regular garden? I donít know if this is ok this is only the second year weíve had a garden and Iím incredibly dumb.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

You made poo poo potatoes?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

OP your av reminds me of orkin mang. orkin mang was cool.

Derpies eat the taters

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Honky Dong Country posted:


Derpies eat the taters

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Unnnngggghhhh


Bleak Gremlin

I ate bugs for GBS once. Eat the fuckin tubers you coward.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

The potato carcasses in my compost bin did this too. I didn’t put porch broth in there so I was thinking about maybe transplanting them into the regular garden? I don’t know if this is ok this is only the second year we’ve had a garden and I’m incredibly dumb.

I also have no loving clue if they're edible or even transportable. I tried to dig some up to see if they're even potato like but I can't find any.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ask me about the hate crime perpetrated against a gay black man, and how it was a real hate crime and totally not fabricated. I am well acquainted with the facts of this actual hate crime which actually took place in actuality.

Derpies posted:

I also have no loving clue if they're edible or even transportable. I tried to dig some up to see if they're even potato like but I can't find any.

g...g...ghost potato!

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Honky Dong Country posted:

OP your av reminds me of orkin mang. orkin mang was cool.

Derpies eat the taters

I miss him. There is no orkin here so I always thought he was just orking, but in a laid back fashion.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Iíll read this later bookmarking

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014

Who is Your Shoes? Nobody knows, although some say he leaves the faintest wisp of Diet Mountain Thunder and broth in his wake. Sometimes, in the dead of night, one may even hear the sounds of a button machine clacking clacking clacking like the beating of a Sasquatchs mighty heart.

Broth

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.


why won't you eat the porchtatoes? you some kind of coward?

who cares if they grew up in mouse corpses and broth. other potatoes grow up in mounds of poo poo.

im voting 1 unless you eat at least one.

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

fuck the pain away

Borth

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Make them into a mashed potato enema, op

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005



He who controls the porch broth controls the universe.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.


Is this the case, OP? Did you poo poo your pants while on the porch in your rocking chair, then mop it up, and wring the mopful of "porch broth" onto your compost pile?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

porch brothers in arms

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