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Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem



Thanks Obama


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_19

Bum the Sad fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jun 6, 2020

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Product 19 sounds ominous as gently caress.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I can imagine a man in a lab coat, his unruly hair frizzled beyond any reason, screaming at the lightning storm "Soon, I'll unleash Product 19 and they'll learn, oh they'll learn!" whilst cackling wildly

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

Colonel Cancer posted:

Product 19 sounds ominous as gently caress.

A simpler food for a simpler time



It really was the best flaked cereal.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

This is a front row seat to the greatest show on earth.

Never had the pleasure of ingesting Product 19. No wonder I'm such a puny gently caress.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


It's made of freeze dried foreskins

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Or a soulless CEO in a boardroom nodding at a lackey, lamenting "Product 19? Huh so it does cause monstrous mutations and miscarriages in 96% of the population... But it also causes us to become filthy rich. Good, good. I want full release of Product 19, nationwide. No, worldwide..."

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

shoulda named it Product 69

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!


i dont really care about this but i am EXtREMELY MAD about the changes to shark bites. they taste like poo poo now

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school


This was my grandparents’ cereal of choice they’d add a banana or a spoon of jam

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.



Lol if you eat cereal and not greek yogurt with granola for breakfast every morning

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

goat yogurt here but yeah it's great

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

I believe in romance


Wedge Regret

Product 19 was some good poo poo, gently caress the naysayers. I usually just snacked on a bowl of it dry though, milk just completely ruins cereal.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

free hubcaps posted:

i dont really care about this but i am EXtREMELY MAD about the changes to shark bites. they taste like poo poo now

Oh man the best ones are were the opaque sharks. I don’t need light transmission through my loving gummies.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007



That sounds like something you would get in the Soviet Union if you were able to get something as decadent as cereal by being well connected.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I hope they rot in hell!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

a bold move against nazi scientist cereals everywhere

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I hope they rot in hell!!

Thank you for your solidarity.

RememberYourMantra
Dec 5, 2005

Don't Have Negative Thoughts



Pillbug

Had to have been dreamed up by someone with 1950s brain. Factory food with a sciencey veneer still had positive connotations. It was a heady time for Miracle Whip, Margarine, and Pep Pills (Meth).

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Someone will pay dearly for this.
Not product 19, obviously. No one was paying for that that's why they stopped making it.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

Big Beef City posted:

Someone will pay dearly for this.
Not product 19, obviously. No one was paying for that that's why they stopped making it.

It was the best flaked cereal.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


Big Beef City posted:

Someone will pay dearly for this.
Not product 19, obviously. No one was paying for that that's why they stopped making it.

I will never forgive them.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

kvte


Haven't had cornflakes in years, I might buy some tomorrow thnx op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I had raisin bran recently for the first time in forever and actively enjoyed it and that made me depressed on a foundational level.
I don't even know how it compares to product 19 on a nutritional level but I'm certain it can't. Most probably nothing ever will. I hate it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


It’s like cereal for people who have just given up on breakfast.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Like if your marketing campaign is "Are you too stupid to take a vitamin?"

And the answer is an emphatic "Hell yeah, please god fix that for us" and you come up with an alternative so bad that people actively start taking vitamins in order to avoid your product unto its discontinuation, you've hosed up.
Literally could have given people any option other than "Chipped box tops" as a flavor/texture combo and won this war.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

"You want loving raisins for breakfast, again?"
...ugh well
"It's that or Product 19"
Gimme the fuckin raisins!


They aren't even the GOOD raisins. They're lovely raisins in milk and people are still like "I want more of that" instead of this other thing. How bad did you have to be at making this for people?

popewiles
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink



You have chosen, or been chosen, to consume a bowl of Kellogg's Product 19

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts

Just eat Cheerios like a god drat adult

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman; magician.



Why would you even try to compete with Total? That stuff owns. Especially their raisin bran version.

edit: a quick google tells me total raisin bran is discontinued and I want to die.

TheAardvark
Mar 3, 2019



They also got rid of Maple Brown Sugar Life cereal. That was the perfect cereal.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002





Hell Gem

Solefald posted:

Haven't had cornflakes in years, I might buy some tomorrow thnx op

Big Beef City posted:

I had raisin bran recently for the first time in forever and actively enjoyed it and that made me depressed on a foundational level.
I don't even know how it compares to product 19 on a nutritional level but I'm certain it can't. Most probably nothing ever will. I hate it.

Man Product 19 had all the awesomeness of cornflakes with a rich malty oat flavor

“made of corn, oats, wheat, and rice”

This thread was made because my wife popped popcorn and that awesome corn smell tickled my brain.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


As long as they still sell the anti masturbate flakes I’m all good OP

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Do it ironically posted:

As long as they still sell the anti masturbate flakes I’m all good OP

I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004


For when you need a final solution to your constipation problems: Product 19™.

Weka posted:

I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels.

The creator of the comic strip 9 Chickweed Lane is known to consume massive quantites of Product 19 extracted from his vast archives.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Sector Effector


Weka posted:

I think they discontinued #19 because they found out all those vitamins were increasing horny levels.
Kelloggs Bate Flakes: Don't Ask Where The Milk Came From And We're All Good

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


You should have seen the other 18 products OP.

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Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

I saw this movie it's ground up beetles right?

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