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EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


You may have heard of the phrase "don't judge a book by its cover" but have you considered something similar regarding porno titles? Such as THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES, PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST, and WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY? They have surely got your pants oozing with cream at the titles alone.

But what if you walked into a porn store and was hellbent on walking out with something spicy and sexy based on the something awful forums, what titles would catch your eye and your hands?

I have a couple of ideas
General Butt Sluts
Dicks & Dames
Dicks & Dames 2: What Were Their Names?
Qocks, Cocks, and Schlongs
Be Your Own Balls
Filthy Forums Fuckers 5: gently caress Your Anus, Dad!

What other titles would erotically enrapture you based on the name alone?

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Goons With Boners

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Goons With Boners

Goons' Two Moons

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Goons in poons

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Big Slutty Shits
The Crackwhore's Cunthouse

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Microwave's Mom Wears Lingerie And Sucks on My Weiner Until I Bust drat She's An Attractive Woman and I Wish That Would Have Happened to me IRL Vol 1.

e: oh like forums forums oh I get it. Lame

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jun 7, 2020

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Chinatown FUCKS

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

E: well it's lame if it's just forum names I thought they meant like forum related puns in general well that's no good, I'm no good is what I'm saying

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Spinsters Tities

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


You Can't Bust The Krust, But You Can Bust A Nut

I Didn't Know The Whore Next Door Was Genesplicer 6: Fill Up Her Rapsheet

Burt Sexual Desires And Dreams

Small Balls And Hog Logs: Anal Adventure

Lover's Colon 16: Archived Anuses

Tit loving Rascals

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Oh nyd, crumbs in the bed vol IV

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Little Swamp Booger Baby: loving and Getting hosed When Will It End

Anime Bernie Bro
Feb 4, 2020

FUCK MY ASSHOLE, LOL


Anime Death Tentacle surprise sex Whorehouse

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


You Love Little Schlongs 11: Fitting Cock Cabins

Sid Vicious In Bed

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.


Your Console Sucks me Off

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!!

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Applewhite posted:

DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!! DVDA Notice!!!

Hahaha

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

features of the bush [with pictures]

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

donut gravy boat


yosposters loving their computers and cumming in them.mkv

promising carl
Sep 9, 2002



Fun Shoe

Cinema Incesto

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS


Nap Ghost

Autoerotic Insanity

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an



Dicks & Dongs

Heated Gaming Moment
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS



Posting Gloryhole

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



batmans shameful semen

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



goons with speculums

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an



Titty IV

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

general butt poo poo

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Oh! We can't open our eyes, it's too dazzling. Let's take the gorgeous Rainbow back.



the Cavern of Cuckolds

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Heavy Panting

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

I Am Not Using Protection

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Bring Your Own Boners
Post Your Faketits
hosed Your rear end, Daisy

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!

Hair Elf

Goons Who Spoon

The Footfetish Funhouse

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

You Look at Tits

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Post Your Fuckvids

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

project.hog

Rapidly Going Soft

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

The Fisting Range.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

RAW D

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Quickie Cum Shots

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Inspect Your Gonads

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a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Feel Your Anal Drippage
Gigantic Blonde Sluts
Come Suck Paenus After Mating

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