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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You may have heard of the phrase "don't judge a book by its cover" but have you considered something similar regarding porno titles? Such as THE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES, PRIME CUTS - ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST, and WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY? They have surely got your pants oozing with cream at the titles alone.

But what if you walked into a porn store and was hellbent on walking out with something spicy and sexy based on the something awful forums, what titles would catch your eye and your hands?

:gooncamp: I have a couple of ideas :gooncamp:
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Dicks & Dames
Dicks & Dames 2: What Were Their Names?
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Be Your Own Balls
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What other titles would erotically enrapture you based on the name alone?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Goons With Boners

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

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The Crackwhore's Cunthouse

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You Can't Bust The Krust, But You Can Bust A Nut

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Burt Sexual Desires And Dreams

Small Balls And Hog Logs: Anal Adventure

Lover's Colon 16: Archived Anuses

Tit loving Rascals

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You Love Little Schlongs 11: Fitting Cock Cabins

Sid Vicious In Bed :twisted:

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