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nut

basic rules before you think u know the answer

1) yes the hat is used
2) the hat has the inside padding even the velcro'd on parts and they have to stay in while u eat the soup out of it



3) no utensils :twisted:




me waiting to hear ur insightful answer

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Pee soup

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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Which is what you make after eating a whole hardhat full of pea soup

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nut

do u rinse it out b/w the pea and th e pee?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
shredded wheat. the whole brick plus milk, sugar and butter

biosterous




i know that the right answer isn't gazpacho, because who doesn't love a nice hatful of gazpacho after a long day jackhammering



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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

either a really creamy clam chowder, or a french onion full of gooey cheese that gets stuck to the velcro


on the other end of the spectrum i vote for tom yum as the soup i'd most want out of a hard hat

City of Glompton

chilled monkey brains, bc 1. yuck and 2. the hard hat obviously is not good at its job

The Voice of Labor

gonna go ahead and say "any"

Goons Are Gifts

ghosts


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Pizza is a soup.

Pizza made in a hard hat in a brick oven is going to make all of it melt together, which means you have to eat the hard hat because it's now mixed in with your pizza (and you WILL eat that hard hat. You will, because you have the munchies and you have to eat something...)

The worst soup to have to eat out of a hard hat is pizza.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
good job tricking us all into posting in yet another endless thread about what is and is not a soup op.

u got me again :golfclap:

nut

what is the worst sandwich to argue is a soup in a hard hat

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


nut posted:

what is the worst sandwich to argue is a soup in a hard hat
pork chop sandwiches!


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


biosterous




oh poo poo, get the gently caress out!



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Stooge


does the hat have a hole in it? if so, boy do I have an answer for you



nut

Stooge posted:

does the hat have a hole in it? if so, boy do I have an answer for you

if it has protected u from an attack yea

frump truck

hello... again!

Manhattan clam chowder. It is the worst soup, so it is therefore also the worst soup to eat out of a hard hat. QED

FutonForensic

I don't think a hardhat will hold up in a broiler, so french onion soup cuz the bread and cheese will be uncooked and that's the only reason to eat french onion soup


DOPE FIEND KILLA G

making my hands bleed as i tear pieces from the hard hat to eat like it was a bread bowl

google THIS

Hard hat soup, because you'll keep thinking about observational comedy bits about eating hard hat soup out of a hard hat and it will rob you of the ability to enjoy your meal, even though Jim Gaffigan's take was pretty funny.

nut

how much sweat would you have to accrue in ahard hat before you can flip it over really quick and call it soup

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


nut posted:

how much sweat would you have to accrue in ahard hat before you can flip it over really quick and call it soup

This only works if you are working upside down so all the sweat collects in the hat


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


3D Megadoodoo

pea





GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Hey guys, are people soup? Because yeah, if people are soup then every construction worker is just soup in a hat bowl

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Hey guys, are people soup? Because yeah, if people are soup then every construction worker is just soup in a hat bowl

They are filled with warm liquids and odd bits of bone and organs, so I am going to say people are definitely soup.


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Manifisto


whatever it is, is it different from the worst soup to eat inside of a hard hat?


ty nesamdoom!

Jaguars!


Ramen

because the hat protects your noodle

Jaguars!


Oh, oops, the worst, colour me embarassed

nut

what if it was a soft hat

nut

a real thick soup in a toque

nut

a fumet in my beret

Manifisto


any soup where the can has a label like "WARNING - DANGER - DO NOT EAT THIS SOUP OUT OF A HARD HAT - SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THE TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF THE UNIVERSE AND NOT IN A FUN WAY"


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


humble soup because your boss said "i can flip a dime with a forklift tine" and you said no way

and now you are drinking it and crying but the boss says you have to finish or you get fired



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Macnult

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

making my hands bleed as i tear pieces from the hard hat to eat like it was a bread bowl

Stooge


Son, sometimes life is like soup in a hard hat, and the sooner you understand that, the better.



owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

humble soup because your boss said "i can flip a dime with a forklift tine" and you said no way

and now you are drinking it and crying but the boss says you have to finish or you get fired

i came here to post some dumb bullshit but it's actually this


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nut

builders huddled around an upside down garbage can lid spinning their helmets on their tops and chanting the beyblade theme

Stooge


Builder puts on hard hat, tipping lukewarm soup all over himself: the ol' hard hat full of soup? Come on guys, this was only funny the first four times!



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nut

Stooge posted:

Builder puts on hard hat, tipping lukewarm soup all over himself: the ol' hard hat full of soup? Come on guys, this was only funny the first four times!

builder 1: look closer...

builder 2 leaning his face close to his hard hat: i-is that--

builder 1: italian wedding soup ha ha we know how much she means to u, bud

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