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the cpu is not the brains of a computer
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apple is better than bbc micro
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microsoft beat the dodgers in 1986
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Jun 10, 2020 11:59
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linux rules
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Jun 10, 2020 11:59
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bill gates immunisated a small but powerful group of students with a self fulfilling prophecy vaccine which spread through silicon valley in 90s which caused limp rear end liberals to make software and allow corona virus to take hold coz they didn’t have the guts to build a surveillance state by now
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Jun 10, 2020 12:01
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bssoil posted:linux rules linux drools
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Jun 10, 2020 12:01
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echinopsis posted:linux drools 5g
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Jun 10, 2020 12:04
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it’s not really random access memory, it’s very carefully planned
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Jun 10, 2020 13:38
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while it might be artificial, it's not intelligent
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Jun 10, 2020 13:38
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if you scratch a computer it bleeds
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Jun 10, 2020 15:09
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my computer is not sick of your bad posts
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Jun 10, 2020 15:13
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computer is cool
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Jun 10, 2020 15:13
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there's no such thing as a function
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Jun 10, 2020 16:32
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640k isn't enough for everyone
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Jun 10, 2020 17:00
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ram is a male computer. female computers use ewe.
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Jun 10, 2020 17:03
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I've heard that the macintosh operating system is actually dogshit garbage
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Jun 10, 2020 20:54
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you should not gently caress and cum in your computer
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Jun 10, 2020 21:13
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You can will magic compilers into existence but Intel/HP just didn’t have the heart and that’s why the Itanium failed.
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Jun 10, 2020 21:45
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assembler is actually a very high level language. much higher than c and approaching python in scope
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Jun 10, 2020 22:30
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the memory hierarchy is all wrong. it is actually faster to look up a value on wikipedia than it is to read it from l3 cache
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Jun 10, 2020 22:32
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what if we just put a full offline copy of wikipedia ON the cpu die?
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Jun 10, 2020 23:18
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echi has a premature halting problem
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Jun 10, 2020 23:22
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the most pure and well-founded programming language is php
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Jun 10, 2020 23:47
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the halting problem is solved because all computers die eventually
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Jun 11, 2020 00:11
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my operating system is good
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Jun 11, 2020 00:16
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amberpos is good
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Jun 11, 2020 00:32
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hard disks spin counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere
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Jun 11, 2020 02:42
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lmao
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Jun 11, 2020 02:52
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echinopsis posted:bill gates immunisated a small but powerful group of students with a self fulfilling prophecy vaccine which spread through silicon valley in 90s which caused limp rear end liberals to make software and allow corona virus to take hold coz they didn’t have the guts to build a surveillance state by now slow down there ice cube you know those asses are flat as gently caress
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Jun 11, 2020 03:52
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sometimes true and true is false
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Jun 11, 2020 04:13
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branch prediction is a security feature in addition to a performance booster
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Jun 11, 2020 04:23
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goto considered awesome
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Jun 11, 2020 05:51
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we should just make hardware dedicated to running electron faster burned in javascript to the cpu microcode
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Jun 11, 2020 05:53
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halt and catch a cold
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Jun 11, 2020 05:59
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there is not only 0 and 1 but also 2 but 2 is a secret
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Jun 11, 2020 07:39
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echinopsis posted:there is not only 0 and 1 but also 2 but 2 is a a commie secret https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun
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Jun 11, 2020 07:43
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The backspace key can remove any type of character.
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the pentium 4 was the last good intel chip
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Jun 11, 2020 08:17
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:a commie secret https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun wtf
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computers are good actually
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