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He says he must have gotten the month wrong but it's barely halfway to December? Reeks of booze and doesn't even have any presents with him. Told me he just wishes he had a nice place to shut his eyes before being on his way. Pretty sure he implied it'll be here although he didn't outright ask. |
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Is it safe to give him coffee? Or is like milk & cookies his only diet? Do these things have allergies? Will chocolate hurt him like it would a dog? |
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Jun 10, 2020 17:11
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first thing's first: get those reindeer off your roof unless you want to be cleaning deer poo poo from your gutters for weeks
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Jun 10, 2020 17:26
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santa pause
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Jun 10, 2020 17:37
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it's a little known fact but Rudolph's nose functions as a kind of Santa Clause life alert. If you just kinda press it in a bit the GPS connects back to home base and Mrs. Clause will send in a Harrier jump jet for extraction.
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Jun 10, 2020 17:39
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my smart and strong son, who could lift the heavens should he choose: Santa! me: don't you listen to him Santa Loitering Santa: ohhh hiii Stever, what would you like for Christmas? perhaps a toy wooden train or maybe a toy wooden car my son: I want a copy of grand theft auto five, a video game in which i can run, jump, and kill just about anyone I want me: Santa no cover your ears, he hasn't read a single Kotaku article about the oppressive crunch time atmosphere Rockstar studios maintains over its developers
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Jun 10, 2020 17:50
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nut posted:he hasn't read a single Kotaku article about the oppressive crunch time atmosphere Rockstar studios maintains over its developers Sounds like a you problem, not a them problem. |
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Jun 10, 2020 17:54
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santa keeps banging on my door and he says he knows when i'm awake send help
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Jun 10, 2020 23:18
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Stooge posted:santa pause
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Jun 11, 2020 00:17
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if a santa ever enters your home without your explicit consent during the period of january 7th to december 23th, it is counted as a regular breaking and entering lawyers call this the santa Clause |
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Jun 11, 2020 23:05
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Santas, or as in the Latin “Santae”, are known to sometimes fall down chimneys during the non-Christmas period. Let it sleep, give it milk when it wakes up, and let it go on its way. The Santa will remember your kindness and reward you appropriately when it remembers. |
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Jun 12, 2020 01:56
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have a friend or loved one call you, and then pretend it's mrs clause asking as to his whereabouts. talk loudly, especially when you answer, and be sure to use say MRS CLAUSE repeatedly. if you are even halfway convincing he'll be up your chimney and outta your hair in no time! -your helpful holiday tipster, the kraumpus
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Jun 12, 2020 02:16
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"Santa Claus keeps falling on my head But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red Santa's not for me But I'm never gonna stop the Claus by complaining Although I'm free Claus is worrying me" ~you being stoic about santa claus, 2020 |
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Jun 12, 2020 14:16
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nut posted:my smart and strong son, who could lift the heavens should he choose: Santa! just wanted to quote this lol ---------------- |
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