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I'm truly sorry there is no goku option but I want this to be scientific
I would like to be able to fly
I would like a billion dollars
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GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
If I could fly, I could make far more than a billion dollars making other people believe that I could teach them to fly too. :911:

edit: I wouldn't want the ability to fly unless I could do it without anyone else possibly knowing. Once discovered, I would lose my identity and become known as either the person that let others fly, or the rear end in a top hat that let them down. I don't think I could survive knowing that I had a bunch of Make a Wish foundation requests that I couldn't possibly fulfill in time.

GRECOROMANGRABASS fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Jun 12, 2020

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GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Seems like too much work. I think I'd go with the exclusivity, by offering to pick up and fly billionaires so they could experience flight. You could even offer it when they're on their deathbed, in exchange for their inheritance money.

True, but I think it would be even easier to fly to the Scientology HQ with an endorsement agreement and a pen. In this thought experiment, it would play out like the deal Michael Jackson struck with Pepsi, but with an added 90's Microsoft "Embrace, Extend, Extinguish" tactic for the good of mankind.

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