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BEANS
Beans.
bean
Beans???
goku
BEAN
BEEEAANNS!!!!!!
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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Im doing black eyed peas rn. next gonna be lentils. so far so good. gonna mix these beans with butter and bacon I froze. okra and grain bread. drinking third beer sorting some beans

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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
the beans have been sorted and now they must soak!

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Why are you sorting beans, are you a vampire OP?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Are the ones without black eyes poisonous or something?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Are the ones without black eyes poisonous or something?

no but I have a bunch of critters around my house and I know the bean factories must have critters itching to gobble their hoard. a lot of beans have critter marks on them and then some beans were just born bad

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Barudak posted:

Why are you sorting beans, are you a vampire OP?

Im Mexican

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


please tell me more about the beans

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
i'm thinkin' about them op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

if the beans float that means they're already dead and should be discarded

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Miss posted:

please tell me more about the beans

everything I know about beans came from the back of this package

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Looks good, where’s the meat?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

lmao "Charles Butt".

You got Butt Beans, boi! Enjoy your butt beans, buttbean!

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
i'm sortin' out them beans

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Remove any rocks from beans is what they should say on the bag

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Needs some pig feet and ears

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Burt Sexual posted:

Looks good, where’s the meat?



it’s defrosting

Well What Now
Nov 10, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Shredded Hen
i'm sortin' out thos beans

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
i got a venn diagram and i need light beans on the left, dark beans on the right, and medium beans in the middle

welcome to kindergarden math biiiiiiiiiitch

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Les Os posted:

no but I have a bunch of critters around my house and I know the bean factories must have critters itching to gobble their hoard. a lot of beans have critter marks on them and then some beans were just born bad

I read OP's posts in the Sling Blade voice.

Mmhmm. Shouldn't ah done that.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
OP, I got beans, OP. Pounds and pounds and pounds of beans. I've made bean burgers. I've made bean sloppy joes. I've added beans to other beans to maka a multi-bean bean bowl. And there is still more. Waiting to be peeled. Others waiting to me processed into something. I can't talk about beans anymore, OP. I can't think about beans, OP. getoutofmyhead, OP. GETOUTOFMYHEAD OP!! GETOUTOFMYHEAD OP!!!(!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
DID you guys know, garbonzo beans are the same as chick peas?

I found out a couple months ago.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Ooh ooh I love lesbeans!

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

all beans own

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A legumistocracy.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I will loving fight you for your beans

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
When the beans own the means.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I formally declare the war of the beans.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Supreme Allah posted:

DID you guys know, garbonzo beans are the same as chick peas?

I found out a couple months ago.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't have to pay extra to have a garbanzo bean on me

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

kazr posted:

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I don't have to pay extra to have a garbanzo bean on me

All beans are equal and good! You will either capitulate or suffer the consequences of your false judgement.

The beanlord has spoken.

All the beans are welcome in all the foods...or else.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Les Os posted:

Im Mexican

Holy Frijoles !!!!

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I've found dead bugs in Turkish beans I've bought before.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

American beans aren't even related to chichpea/garbanzo and Fava beans I don't think. No one will tell you this..

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Did you know green beans aren't actually beans. hosed up, I know. Spread the word the Big Bean doesn't want you to know.

Stooge
Aug 27, 2018


Bean fact 1: the beans in baked bean tins are haricot beans. If you need haricot beans, it's cheaper to buy baked beans and wash the sauce off

Bean fact 2: beans are great

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


i'm so pleased to have been included in this bean journey
thank you op

cnut
May 3, 2016

Roll that beautiful bean footage, op!

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
when is a bean not a bean?

when it has been

:dadjoke:

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