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Reach right into the fridge and grab one out. Give it a good rinse in the sink. I don't even loving bother peeling that thing, I chomp it down like Bugs Bunny listening to hot improvisational jazz.
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carrots are good op
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Jun 12, 2020 20:23
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World War Mammories posted:carrots are good op AWWWW HELLS YEAH!!!  
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Jun 12, 2020 20:25
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Thread is off to a badass start.
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Jun 12, 2020 20:25
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thats loving cool man sometimes i just start crying
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Jun 12, 2020 20:36
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20 Blunts posted:thats loving cool man Oh...uh...that's too...too bad.... 
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Jun 12, 2020 20:39
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 Also love slices of cucumber with way too much salt and pepper on them. This has replaced potato chips for me. AMA
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Jun 12, 2020 20:40
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dang that carrot is struttin its stuff!
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Jun 12, 2020 20:46
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You know, I can, uhhh, eat a
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Jun 12, 2020 20:52
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Carrots are delicious. I love them with hummus or guacamole.
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Jun 12, 2020 20:55
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my wife cooks a stir fry almost daily and likes to add carrots. she adds them in the middle so they end up with a supple texture. i like to add carrots to a pot roast and they end up pretty much like the potatoes, soft and tasty. my pallet has expanded massively since i've been an adult but the consistency of the carrots in my wifes stir fry or hot pot are just too dense. maybe i should just force myself to bugs bunny that poo poo instead of telling her to hold the carrots. the stir fry/rice is amazing otherwise.
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Jun 12, 2020 20:57
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Helps you see better OP
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Jun 12, 2020 21:02
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no pubes yet sorry posted:my wife cooks a stir fry almost daily and likes to add carrots. she adds them in the middle so they end up with a supple texture. nah shes just not doing it right, she should just shave carrots if she wants to add them to stir fries uncooked. otherwise you should really parcook them.
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Jun 12, 2020 21:04
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I'm glad to see a carrot thread finally in GBS
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Jun 12, 2020 21:05
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The Walrus posted:nah shes just not doing it right, she should just shave carrots if she wants to add them to stir fries uncooked. otherwise you should really parcook them. she shaves them, i may have been off on the "middle of the cooktime" idea. she just has this chinese ideal of veg not being obliterated by stewing etc. she likes the broccoli crunchy, the carrots snappy and the sichaun pepper whole. i'm getting there. she eats pizza now though so shes prob on a slippery slope.
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Jun 12, 2020 21:14
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I eat them constantly Celery is bitter, I used to eat it all the time but its so hit or miss I stopped. Carrots are my main diet food, I mean thank God for them, so many times I use them to satisfy my oral fixation because no dick 
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Jun 12, 2020 21:22
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Posting on the forums is great because most of the time you can type out whatever you want and then post it
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Jun 12, 2020 21:22
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does adding hummus to carrot make it unhealthy
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Jun 12, 2020 21:24
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The first amendment says you can do whatever you want at any time for no reason!! edit: pass it on!
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Jun 12, 2020 21:24
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Literally A Person you are my food angel. Previously you got me on the tofu train. Now I'm gonna start dipping baby carrots in guacamole for a snack (credit for the assist to CDTB). Can't wait to find out what you inspire me to eat next!
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Jun 12, 2020 21:25
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Jawdins posted:The first amendment says you can do whatever you want at any time for no reason!! I am going to exercise my first amendment rights to not pass this on
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Jun 12, 2020 21:26
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Spinz posted:Celery is bitter, I used to eat it all the time but its so hit or miss I stopped. celery is only good for exemplifying capillary action via sticking a stalk in some food colored water.
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Jun 12, 2020 21:29
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no pubes yet sorry posted:celery is only good for exemplifying capillary action via sticking a stalk in some food colored water. Pffffft 
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Jun 12, 2020 21:47
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Stooge posted:does adding hummus to carrot make it unhealthy Yes, but it's not that bad as long as you eat them in moderation.
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Harry was an average man who came home to an average family each night after working an average job. It was only on the weekend when the spectacular occurred. Outside his average home, Harry maintained a garden most exquisite. Arugula, cherry tomatoes, white strawberries and more. Though Harry didn't care much for cooking or dining, the act of growing life where once none existed gave Harry a certain drive and purpose like nothing else could. Though he believed that he loved his wife, she was merely adequate, like all other things in Harry's life. As Harry pulled into the driveway one evening, he happened upon a suited man on his doorstep conversing with his wife, whose face looked flush. Now Harry was no fool but he was also somewhat of a coward. The man was exceedingly tall. As the man turned and began walking away from Harry's home, he took a moment to grin and tip his hat towards Harry's cowed form, still stuck inside the automobile, before walking off. Now safe within the confines of his garden, Harry stood with a pack of carrot seeds. His wife insisted that nothing untoward had happened with the tall gentleman. A mere salesman, she had said, who happened to notice the garden while passing by and wanted to offer a rare type of vegetable that could be grown. While this seemed rather unlikely in Harry's mind, he decided that the certain way to find out was to simply plant the seeds and observe the whatever dubiously exotic plant sprang forth. A month later, the carrots were flourishing. They were growing oddly fast, but this fact alone did not alarm Harry. No, what was most alarming was the one carrot, whose size put all its brethren to shame. It's enormity was breathtaking, and caused Harry to forcibly remind himself that it was just simply a plant. He would wait to harvest. Maybe the one will grow big enough for Harry to get entered into a records book. He would like that. He could see it now in his mind, a picture of Harry the Master Gardener and his astounding record shattering carrot, next to an entry for the world's most dangerously infamous vending machine. His fantasy was shattered when his wife called his name from the door. Harry irritably turned towards her and was startled by the strange look on her face. Why was she looking at him like that, he wondered. But, no. She wasn't looking at him. She was gazing at his carrot. Harry observed with awe and horror as the one continued to become larger. It began to seemingly subsume its sibling carrots, which would disappear overnight. Eventually there was only the one. Harry decided that the rest of his garden was now in danger of this monstrosity and began efforts to uproot it. As he dug into dirt, he noticed that the one was not of normal shape for a typical carrot. Harry unearthed its sides and found what looked to be arms shooting off from the sides. He was thus not completely surprised when two legs also emerged. The one now lay completely naked in the dirt before him. Harry felt the distinct urge to bring it indoors, to give it the shelter that it needed and deserved, but logic eventually tossed this idea aside. What would be the point? He brought out a tarp and covered the one. A decision could be made tomorrow evening. The one was constantly on Harry's mind and little work was accomplished at his office. He decided to simply duck out early and claim illness. When Harry arrived home, he immediately went to the garden. The tarp lay flat on the dirt, with the one simply gone. His mind was gripped by fear and panic and his hands would not be still. He dashed back inside, searching the kitchen. The wife must be to blame. By God, if she butchered the one Harry would take drastic action. Still finding no sign of carrot, Harry sprinted upstairs and crashed through the bedroom door, ready to accuse. His unclothed wife and the one were fiercely scissoring on the bed. Epithets and curses streamed from Harry's mouth. Jezebel. HARLOT. Harry separated the two and seized his wife with strength he never had before. She tried to explain, but he would have none of it and promptly threw her in the bathroom and locked her within. Harry turned towards the one, ignoring the soft cries coming from the bathroom. Unforgivable, Harry thought as his hands once again balled with rage. But the one continued to lie there, waiting with its legs apart, its fronds settling delicately on its orange shoulders. Harry, it said. Come forth. Come, Harry. And so he did.
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i like carrots too  they taste good and surprisingly sweet. they're poo poo when you cook em though, unless you only cook em a little bit...but then what's the point! just eat them raw and save yourself the effort!
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Jun 12, 2020 21:50
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Your carrot needs some Nair.
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Jun 12, 2020 21:52
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whats your guys fave carrot recipe? mine is: raw carrot - take carrot and eat
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Jun 12, 2020 21:53
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DID U KNOW! you can make cake out of carrots. its crazy but its true
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Jun 12, 2020 21:54
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You eat a parrot???
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Jun 12, 2020 22:03
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Bardeh posted:DID U KNOW! The secret Big Cake DOESN'T want you to know!
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Jun 12, 2020 22:05
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what’s the deal with parsnips are they carrots? of the carrot family? asking for a friend tia (i’m a carrot man, myself)
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Floodixor posted:Posting on the forums is great because most of the time you can type out whatever you want and then post it +1  Chomp8645 posted:Literally A Person you are my food angel. Previously you got me on the tofu train. Now I'm gonna start dipping baby carrots in guacamole for a snack (credit for the assist to CDTB). Just doing my part, Citizen!
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Jun 12, 2020 22:17
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Sometimes I just eat that carrot rear end
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Jun 12, 2020 22:18
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Parsnips are carrots yea. I mean they're carrot-like but basically same thing. They're tougher than carrots and have sort of a blander, yet more earthy flavor to them. Like if carrots, potatoes, and a black peppercorn had a 3 some and had a boring baby. We grew these for a few years (pic not mine)  Wow. They're just like regular carrots but red. Anyhow carrots are only orange now because the dutch bred them to be orange to be fancy and they got popular and then that's all people grew for so long that most people forgot or didn't care about other colors that's why you never see 'em at the store in other shades but they come in red and purple and white and poo poo whatever you want homie the world is your carrot really
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Jun 12, 2020 22:19
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Big Beef City posted:Parsnips are carrots yea. Ooooo we also grow red carrots. And purps. Also, red-cored. Oh and royal Chantenay. We grow a fuckle-load of carrots.
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Jun 12, 2020 22:21
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those red cored ones are good if I remember right, we grew those once a while back. We've got good soil for them here and they grow without stunting or splitting but they don't really, like, get proportionally big, it's weird. Perfectly shaped and stuff just always relatively small it seems like
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Jun 12, 2020 22:23
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Big Beef City posted:those red cored ones are good if I remember right, we grew those once a while back. Well the red-cored I know of are a chantenay variety which means usually no more than about 5 or 6" tops.
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Jun 12, 2020 22:24
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Jawdins posted:The first amendment says you can do whatever you want at any time for no reason!! i think there's also something in there about protecting the right to assign arbitrary meaning to personal or historical events through shared cultural references but you gotta have money for that one to help you
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i like to take a carrot and saute it with butter and thyme
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