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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

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wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

City of Glompton

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


wish i had a goldfish so i could pour blue fluid in a bowl 1x/month


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


cda

by Hand Knit

Putty posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

biosterous




wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month



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he/him

vanisher



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

A thread so nice they made it thrice.


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this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

Goons Are Gifts

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month


nut

me, lonely, as I watch how much blue fluid, precariously pooling on the edge of a counter, gets absorbed by a single sheet of bounty paper towel every month

nut

me, lonely and now crying at the puddles on the kitchen floor, because this month i have to use the inferior brand

Twenty Four


Am I having a stroke? Is this happening again?

I wish I had some blue fluid because I heard that is a great first step to getting a girlfriend.

Stooge


guys my tamp is stuck in the on position, how do I tampoff??



Twenty Four


Stooge posted:

guys my tamp is stuck in the on position, how do I tampoff??

Clap on! Clap off! Clap on clap off, the clapper!

I don't know that just reminded me of that really old commercial about mostly seniors if I remember right turning their lights on and off by clapping to a... thing? lol

alnilam

nut posted:

me, lonely, as I watch how much blue fluid, precariously pooling on the edge of a counter, gets absorbed by a single sheet of bounty paper towel every month



nut posted:

me, lonely and now crying at the puddles on the kitchen floor, because this month i have to use the inferior brand



ty manifisto

alnilam

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month



ty manifisto

cda

by Hand Knit
on the phone at the grocery store in the feminine products aisle, asking my gf which kind of blue fluid she wants me to buy

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

I wish I had some blue fluid because I heard that is a great first step to getting a girlfriend.

girls only care about one thing and it's loving disgusting

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

girls only care about one thing and it's loving disgusting

Says the stall man who has never once asked me if I ever wanted to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kief Richards posted:

Says the stall man who has never once asked me if I ever wanted to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

owned. u got me

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
wish I had a gf so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

wearing a lampshade


lmfao

FutonForensic

wish I had a gf


FutonForensic

...so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month!!!


alexandriao


Me, drinking the blue fluid

The one-sheet plenty guy: Aha! Look at how absorbent she is!

take the moon

by sebmojo
same op

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


just watched my exgf pour blue fluid on a tampon, we're getting the band back together

Goons Are Gifts

Wish I could pour tampons on my month so I could watch my blue fluid having a gf 1x


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Goons Are Great posted:

Wish I could pour tampons on my month so I could watch my blue fluid having a gf 1x

I mean it's technically possible...

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
wish i was a pink feminine disposable pad with blue fluid poured on it, once

FutonForensic

"honey.... could you do that thing you did while we were dating. it's my birthday"

*sighs and opens nightstand drawer full of sloshing blue fluid*


google THIS

That must be weird, having your birthday 1x/month

vanisher

google THIS posted:

That must be weird, having your birthday 1x/month

vanisher

You know, they say investing in a relationship and memorizing important dates really pays dividends, that's why I've taken it upon myself to memorize which special day my gf decides to pour blue fluid on a tampon.

On that special day I start with an innocent "have a special day ;)" text in the morning. When she comes home from work she sees the candles set up and a trail of rose petals to the master bedroom. On the bed, a freshly washed and bleached towel, upon it a single white porcelain serving platter. In a beaker upon the platter, a blue fluid is displayed, and next to it, a single tampon. I've hidden myself in the closet to allow her a bit of privacy while she pours. I watch intently, jotting down notes. Did she pour fast, slow? After she is finished I sneak out, gently wrap my arms around her, and hand her a glass of wine.



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vanisher

I mean, I would do all that, if I had a gf

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good_mother69


I thought about pouring blue fluid on a tampon and boy is my arm tired


sig by the great nut

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

I mean, I would do all that, if I had a gf

lmbo

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by sebmojo

FutonForensic posted:

"honey.... could you do that thing you did while we were dating. it's my birthday"

*sighs and opens nightstand drawer full of sloshing blue fluid*

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