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Fumble posted:Dude, I poo poo you not, They make things now that can jack you off in 2mins where you don't even have to be hard. No butt stuff. Although it could burn up on yo dick like a cheap vape pen battery lol. its time to cum. dick mulcher, activate! 
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BOP IT TWIST IT PULL IT
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Jun 17, 2020 11:58
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op aren't you a virgin and you can't cum even by yourself shameful
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Jun 17, 2020 12:13
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I used to get those splitting headaches when you cum. It loving SUCKS
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Jun 17, 2020 12:15
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hjk posted:BOP IT LICK IT
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Jun 17, 2020 13:40
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Motherfucker posted:I used to get those splitting headaches when you cum. It loving SUCKS you what now
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I couldn’t wank today Headache much too bad My boner won’t go up And now I’m really sad No matter what I do My little friend He sleeps and won’t wake up My balls are turning blue
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Turpitude II posted:its time to cum. dick mulcher, activate! Does it come pre-banana lubed?
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Jun 17, 2020 17:58
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I dont have a problem with all that, I just dont feel like it.
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So...you got a headache, and the next logical step was that you HAD to jerk it out for a home game by yourself!? You've got some weird, messed up priorities, man...
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Update: Got caught up watching movies last night and still haven't jerked off. Set a reminder for 8:00 tonight so hopefully that won't get derailed.Fumble posted:Dude, I poo poo you not, They make things now that can jack you off in 2mins where you don't even have to be hard. No butt stuff. Although it could burn up on yo dick like a cheap vape pen battery lol. Link? bradzilla posted:op aren't you a virgin Thanks for remembering. Also gently caress you  Vietnamwees posted:So...you got a headache, and the next logical step was that you HAD to jerk it out for a home game by yourself!? I didn't really make a discrete decision to jerk off, it's just something I do every day around the same time, unless I have a headache or I get distracted. e: spelling STABASS fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Jun 17, 2020 |
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Jun 17, 2020 19:28
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It's a real condition some people get splitting headaches when they orgasm
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Jun 17, 2020 20:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's a real condition some people get splitting headaches when they orgasm Especially when it’s someone else orgasming
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Jun 18, 2020 01:44
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Has OP shot his load yet?
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Jun 18, 2020 02:26
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get whackin' we need updates.
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Jun 18, 2020 02:27
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Sorry, not my specialty.
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Jun 18, 2020 02:38
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Op ive heRd good things about chiropractors, try them to fix your sad dicks or whatever
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Jun 18, 2020 02:43
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Do chiropractors manipulate dongs?
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Jun 18, 2020 04:08
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Blew a creamy load yesterday. My dick works. Were you able to cum op
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bradzilla posted:Were you able to cum op There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do chiropractors manipulate dongs? they do the thing where they grab the head and violently twist it side to side
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Jun 18, 2020 12:50
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Read the thread title as "had trouble menstruating today". Was interested about the implications of having difficulty menstruating.
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I’m reminded of that chestnut I heard at my dad’s friend’s house when he’d been working on his car all weekend, and out of nowhere suddenly heard him yell, “Come or bleed, you son of a bitch, ‘cuz I’ve spit on you for the last time!” The car did start, to his credit.
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Who the hell sets a time for jerking off? I was on assumption that it was all time not in public.
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Jun 18, 2020 14:52
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Did this guy cum yet? I’ve been on edge for days!
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Gath posted:Who the hell sets a time for jerking off? I was on assumption that it was all time not in public. This would seriously through me off. Too much pressure imo. "Aw geez, it's 8:32 and I'm not cranking on my hog...poo poo, poo poo"
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Hog cranking during quarantine with wife and kids at home constantly is very frustrating and stressful.
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Forgot to update last night: I did come. Didn't really feel any better than usual but I'm not exaggerating when I say the first load shot halfway across the room. Thank you everyone for joining me on this journey; mods, feel free to close the thread.
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Jun 18, 2020 16:37
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um when people masturbate in their homes are they just... shooting it all over the place?
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Jun 18, 2020 16:38
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Mozi posted:um I usually try to aim away from the kitchen.
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Jun 18, 2020 16:39
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Mozi posted:um Cum rag, my dude
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Tarkus posted:Read the thread title as "had trouble menstruating today". Was interested about the implications of having difficulty menstruating. To be fair, I find menstruating extremely difficult.
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Finally!
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do chiropractors manipulate dongs? Only if you pay extra.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do chiropractors manipulate dongs? They do. Do it enough times and you get Peyronies.
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Cantaloupe posted:Forgot to update last night: I did come. Didn't really feel any better than usual but I'm not exaggerating when I say the first load shot halfway across the room. Thank you everyone for joining me on this journey; mods, feel free to close the thread. Did the force of it comically blast you across the room in your office chair like someone using a fire extinguisher?
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bradzilla posted:Cum rag, my dude sure but the OP said he shot it 'halfway across the room' maybe he placed the rag there beforehand and just hoped he would make it?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Do chiropractors manipulate dongs? I've done extensive research on PornHub and other scientific sites and I would have to say yes
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sticksy posted:Hog cranking during quarantine with wife and kids at home constantly is very frustrating and stressful. How do you think THEY feel about it?
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Universe Master posted:It's called every antidepressant ever. Wellbutrin doesn't have this effect but it does make you fatter. I've made my decision.
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