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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

GameFAQs is cool because it's basically an endless time capsule of late 90s early 2000s gaming/internet sensibilities. Simpler times.

Post some cool/funny/endearing things you've found on GameFAQs.



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herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Did you email BenzSL550 for the code?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
last week i was looking for a scan of the ys 1&2 manual for turbografx and stumbled on this gamefaqs guide thats all written in the 3rd person i hate it and its great

code:
Adol then went inside to find Goban Toba, the theives leader.
Adol was greeted by him and then had to choose to call him a dirty theif, or
ask him if he's seen the Silver Bell, Adol took diplomacy and asked nicely.
Goban Toba said that he had not seen it, and mentioned that he was a victim of
crime too in that all his silver wares were gone.  He then also before Adol
left told him he was welcome to return and he would fill him in on information
that Adol might need when he has a question.  (Editors Note: Once you have the
Mask of Eyes from the Shrine you can take it to Goban Toba and he'll let you
know its use which is to be able to see things monsters can and humans can't.)
Once inside, sees a magnificent hall laiden with pillars and six statues of
Goddesses.  But off to the east Adol notices something quite strange, the
third and last statue to the right of the entrance was not bluish gray like
the others, but is gold.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

:)

quote:

MARCH

- Bedman's brother purchases an extra copy of Ocarina of Time so that Bedman
can have his own after brother goes to college (or once Bedman goes to
college :)
- Bedman begins playing
- Bedman realizes he wants to write another Zelda FAQ / Walkthrough
- Starts Walkthrough
- Continues Walkthrough until becoming an adult. Realizes he should stop now
and finish second Majora's Mask game (it's hard to explain why)

MONDAY, APRIL 29TH

6:45 AM - Bedman wakes up, realizes he has ten minutes to get ready for school!
6:50 - Gets out of bed
6:51 - Eats breakfast :-&
6:56 - Rushes out the door ¦:-(
6:59 - Gets to bus stop, says hi to friend
7:05 - Bus must be late again
7:14 - Bus must really be late
7:20 - Bus usually gets to school around now :-(
7:35 - Bus should've gotten us to school by now :-)
7:40 - Is missing PE :->
7:45 - Bus still hasn't come, friend goes home to wait for next bus at 9:10 for
those lucky students who have Late Arrival
7:46 - Bedman sits on bench and reads a book
8:00 - Shivers in the cold Oregonian spring weather
8:48 - Bedman starts walking down the hill to the late arrival bus stop
8:54 - Strap on backpack breaks, realizes backpack is too heavy
8:55 - Reaches stop
9:04 - Friend arrives, conversation about how much life sucks commences
9:12 - Finally! School!
3:45 PM - Finally gets home after stopping by friend's house on way home
4:30 - Finishes second Majora's Mask game! Now to finish fifth OoT game....

TUESDAY, APRIL 30TH

8:14 AM - Nose starts to run
8:20 - Realizes math teacher has no tissues, hopes Japanese teacher has some
9:11 - Break time, done searching Japanese classroom, no tissues available
9:30 - Japanese class begins :-) :-) :-)
9:31 - Nose continues to run :-( :-( :-(
9:38 - Sneezes like crazy a couple times >¦-O
11:03 - Yeah for paper napkins! Woo hoo!
11:36 - Arrives at English class, realizes English teacher has no tissues
either, considers complaining to school administrators >:-(
11:42 - Nose starts running again
1:11 PM - Gets more TP from restroom before Orchestra begins
2:12 - Nose really running
3:04 - Forgets about Ocarina of Time and plays GameCube :-)
7:30 - Fills all pockets with kleenex
7:32 - Leaves for Bible Study
7:47 - Arrives at Bible Study, eats Lemon Meringue Pie
8:13 - Nose still running
11:34 - Goes to bed, nose still running

WEDNESDAY, MAY 1ST

6:40 AM - Wakes up, feels absolutely horrible :-(
6:46 - Mom calls school attendance office, excuses absence :-)
7:06 - Watches school bus go by, is angry that it couldn't have not come today
7:14 - Tries to go back to sleep
8:16 - Can't fall asleep
9:13 - Sister gets up
9:56 - Sister leaves for work
10:01 - Gets out of bed
10:03 - Starts watching O Brother, Where Art Thou? drat! We're in a tight spot!
12:46 PM - Finishes O Brother, Where Art Thou?
12:54 - Logs onto the Internet
12:55 - Opens AOL Instant Messenger
12:56 - Gets three IMs about Majora's Mask
1:04 - Now has five IMs about Majora's Mask currently open
2:12 - Begins playing pool at Yahoo.com :-) Wins four times in a row! ¦:-)
2:35 - Brother gets up
2:52 - Logs off and goes to play Ocarina of Time
2:53 - Plays Super Smash Bros. Melee instead....
3:13 - Experiments with technique for earning lots of coins quickly using Young
Link's target course, earns 25 coins in a few minutes
7:01 - Eats Macaroni & Cheese while watching Jeopardy
8:00 - Watches Enterprise, strange alien looks horribly familiar, blows nose,
looks at kleenex, notices similarity
10:35 - Goes to bed ¦-)

THURSDAY, MAY 2ND

6:46 AM - Wakes up again
6:47 - Makes painful decision to stay home from school, first time ever that
Bedman has missed a Japanese class (school has alternating schedule)
7:07 - Sees bus drive by, realizes he'd rather be in Japanese class than home
9:30 - Japanese class starts! First time Bedman has been absent from Japanese
Class! What will Sensei think?! Nooooooooo!!! :-( * 10^999999999999999
9:31 - Hears a shout from deep under house...? Satan appears. "This is all your
fault!" says Satan. "Do you realize how long this will take to thaw?!?"
9:32 - Sees a pig flying in the sky
9:33 - Gets phone call from engineer informing Bedman that he found a woman
who likes him, notices similarity to Dilbert's love life
9:34 - A check arrives in the mail. "A little early for mail," says Bedman.
9:35 - Realizes he should be doing Visual Basic homework
9:36 - Opens Visual Basic
9:37 - Opens Tic-Tac-Toe game programmed by self (not as homework, though)
9:42 - Beats himself :-) loses to himself :-(
9:44 - Realizes he should be doing Visual Basic homework :-(
9:46 - Computer freezes :-)
10:12 - Goes to room to play Smash Bros. again :-) :-) :-)
11:04 - Realizes he should continue Ocarina of Time
11:06 - Enters Forest Temple
12:24 PM - Brother gets up
12:46 - Phantom Ganon is defeated! Time to add Forest Temple Walkthrough!
12:47 - Brother is hogging laptop again :-(
12:55 - Starts cooking chicken ramen
1:33 - Finishes eating ramen
1:34 - Brother is still hogging laptop :-(
1:37 - Goes to play until Fire Temple
1:52 - Reached Fire Temple, saves and quits
1:53 - Brother... isn't hogging laptop!?! Woo hoo!
1:54 - Writes Walkthrough :-)
5:47 - Phone call interrupts Bedman, mom wants him to order a pizza
5:50 - Orders pizza from Papa Murphy's
6:02 - Phone call interrupts Bedman again, mom asks Bedman to preheat oven
6:30 - Eats pizza while watching Friends with sister and mom. Laughs.
7:31 - Friends is over, goes back to writing FAQ. Adds Side Missions, fixes
Items and Enemies sections, completes Minor Characters section, all
in one evening >_<

FRIDAY, MAY 3RD (technically, in the wee hours of Saturday morning)

3:08 AM - Ready for lights out
3:32 - Lights out
3:45 - Can't fall asleep
4:20 - It's 4:20....
4:45 - Coughs
5:00 - Crikey, it's five o'clock....
5:03 - Are those finches chirping? No, we haven't had any finches for a while.
Parakeets? No.... those are birds chirping OUTSIDE!...
5:18 - Can't fall asleep because birds are chirping...!
5:42 - Finally falls asleep ¦-(

SATURDAY, MAY 4TH

10:45 AM - Uh-oh! Must leave for choir rehearsal retreat soon! ¦:-O
10:58 - Wolfs down breakfast, notices something oddly familiar about all this
11:13 - Brother gets up, wolfs down breakfast
11:47 - Bedman and brother leave for church
12:02 PM - Just in time!... Bedman notices people with garment bags and outfits
on hangars....
12:03 - Goes home to get outfit
12:27 - Gets back to church, eats pizza and drinks Juice of Life (Pepsi)
1:02 - Bus leaves about an hour late
1:04 - Starts playing Super Mario World on GBA :-)
1:35 - Gets to rehearsal location, sings :-o
2:14 - Blows nose
4:45 - That was a loooong rehearsal....
4:46 - Blows nose again
8:13 - More rehearsal....
12:15 - Gets into sleeping bag, listens to Lord of the Rings soundtrack on CD
2:36 - Can't... fall... asleep....

MONDAY, MAY 6TH

9:11 AM - Tells sensei about seeing Satan, flying pigs, and check
3:04 PM - Gets home
3:10 - Starts playing OoT again
4:45 - Finishes fire temple!
4:46 - Brother is hogging laptop again :-(
7:15 - Gets on computer, delays adding Fire Temple Walkthrough
8:12 - Logs onto the Internet to "check a few things"
10:43 - Logs into e-mail
11:13 - Decides to answer each and every unanswered e-mail about Majora's Mask
12:04 - Logs off
1:12 - Goes to sleep ¦-(

MAY: Laptop starts freezing after an hour of use :-(
JUNE: Laptop starts freezing after five minutes of use >:'(
JULY: Bedman digs up really old ghetto dinosaur of a computer with Windows 3.1,
an Intel 486, all of 100 MB Hard Drive space and lord knows how much
RAM, 640 x 480 rez and only 16 colors.... Realizes floppy drive on Laptop
is busted, sends OoT FAQ to self, runs down to library with floppy, loads
it onto floppy, runs back, and transfers it to the Dinosaur.
AUGUST 4TH: FINISHES WALKTHROUGH!!! W00T!!!... Realizes floppy ate some data in
the transfer.... Now has to put it back on floppy, e-mail it to
self from Library, download it back onto Laptop, and fix missing
data <_>
AUGUST 5TH: Goes to Library with disk, mail.com service doesn't work, wonders
how much it would cost to sue them, uses friend's e-mail account,
goes home, Laptop freezes before it can be used.... Re-types half
of Golden Skulltula list >_< and part of Bedman's Sweet Home....
AUGUST 6TH: FIRST VERSION UPLOADED!!! WOOHOO!!! YAY!!! W00T!!!

Uh....

FEBRUARY 1ST, 2003 After major freezing problems with laptop, realizes that
OoT Walkthrough never got posted and resubmits it....

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

elf help book posted:

last week i was looking for a scan of the ys 1&2 manual for turbografx and stumbled on this gamefaqs guide thats all written in the 3rd person i hate it and its great

code:
Adol then went inside to find Goban Toba, the theives leader.
Adol was greeted by him and then had to choose to call him a dirty theif, or
ask him if he's seen the Silver Bell, Adol took diplomacy and asked nicely.
Goban Toba said that he had not seen it, and mentioned that he was a victim of
crime too in that all his silver wares were gone.  He then also before Adol
left told him he was welcome to return and he would fill him in on information
that Adol might need when he has a question.  (Editors Note: Once you have the
Mask of Eyes from the Shrine you can take it to Goban Toba and he'll let you
know its use which is to be able to see things monsters can and humans can't.)
Once inside, sees a magnificent hall laiden with pillars and six statues of
Goddesses.  But off to the east Adol notices something quite strange, the
third and last statue to the right of the entrance was not bluish gray like
the others, but is gold.

lmao

Lobster Harmonica
Jul 15, 2005

Earmarking walkthrough sections via ctrl+f codes from the table of contents, like

Forest Temple [AGHY6K]
Fire Temple [OCR4AQ]

Was the most revolutionary innovation in tech to me in the 90s. Couldn't believe the brilliance of it

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Chronicles of Bedman

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/xbox360/946346-bayonetta/faqs/58790

quote:

---WARNING---

This guide uses very strong language. If you are easily offended by words
or are a child, don't read it! Wait, if you're some kind of priest why
are you even playing Bayonetta? I mean, it's rated M, and it's got bad
words in it just like this guide! Besides, shouldn't you be like sexually
abusing little boys or whatever it is you guys do? Well it's no business
of mine. I'm just warning you about the content in this guide. Oh, and
even with this warning, trust me, I still had to remove a LOT of stuff
since gamefaqs is basically the gestapo. But there are still a few "bad
words" here and there so like I said, if you're a tightass, go away. You
make me sick.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

The last response in a thread about FFX called "Reset data what does it change ? possible spoilers," asking what exactly is affected when you choose the Reset Data option in the Blitzball menu.

quote:

U can always do it if u wanna, nobdy gonna stop u from doin it if u goin for perfection. Don't worry about people who got more knowledge about games, all that matter is what ur goals are, nothing more, nothing less. Ofc u alrdy know that. I'm just sayin it for ya.

@LILBL1

Thanks for you kind words but i don't feel offended by the advice and questions from others.

If we would all agree on everything, humanity wouldn't have left the stone age since no one would have tried to cook meat, invent a wheel etc etc.

And yes i know some inventions like chemical warfare etc are not that great

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/snes/588739-super-mario-rpg-legend-of-the-seven-stars/faqs/5661

===============================================
SECTION 3: How to perform multiple Super Jumps
===============================================

How to do each Super Jump is rather simple. Of course you have to be in battle to do this.
Use Mario's "Super Jump" spell. As I explained earlier pressing the Y button just before
Mario stomps on an opponent will cause Mario to jump again and pressing the Y button EXACTLY
when he stomps on the enemy improves your chances. The tough part is doing it over and over...
and over again.

-----------------------------
3.1 Shoot for 30 Super Jumps
-----------------------------

If you were anything like me, you were wondering why you just can't seem to get past 18 Super
Jumps. There is simply no easy way to perform this repetative task. If you want to reach
+20 Super Jumps you have to press the Y button EXACTLY when Mario stomps on the enemy (as I
said too many times before) every time Mario jumps. The problem with this is that you have to
concentrate. There are factors that influences this concentration:

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/genesis/454495-sonic-the-hedgehog/faqs/2852

This guide for Sonic the Hedgehog underwent 11 different revisions over a period of 6 years.

quote:

==========================================================
January 2, 2005 -- Version 11.0
==========================================================
Through recent discovery, I have found video game guides available on free
Shareware applications. I have thereby changed information in Copyright
Information and Guide Usage Rules. Also, there have been minor grammar
alterations throughout the guide.

==========================================================
January 3, 2004 -- Version 10.0
==========================================================
Welcome to another new year, ladies and gentlemen. Here's what I've done:

ALTERATIONS
- Another new year, another change to the Copyright Information section that
involves the year, among other things.
- Changes have been made to the Author Contact section.


==========================================================
October 4, 2003 -- Version 9.0
==========================================================
Well, I made a couple of quick revisions to this guide.

ALTERATIONS
- I suppose this isn't too important, but I changed the format of the guide, so
it is now done on WordPad instead of Word.
- Changes have been made to the Copyright Information section.
- An update has been made to "Chaos Emeralds and the Secret Zone", because it
was not clear what had to be done in order to get the emerald.
- I never noticed this, but the Quick-Find tab for "Characters" has been wrong
for quite some time. It has been fixed.

This guy takes his copyright section very seriously.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lol this dudes cool

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/ps/197341-final-fantasy-vii/faqs/28304

Thank you for choosing a BTB FAQ. From the name of the section, "Stuff You
Definitely Should Know Before Playing", a few things should be apparent. Here,
I shall convey useful information about the game itself which is not readily
apparent to the player. This is information that would greatly behoove the
player to know and does not reveal anything, either story-wise or anything that
may give you an unfair advantage while playing (for those of you who hate that
sort of thing). In short, it is highly recommended that you look this section
over before you begin playing.

The walkthrough is the "meat" of the guide, containing in-depth strategies,
directions, and so on. The appendices, or in other words all the parts
of the walkthrough that are not the walkthrough, contain supplemental
information that may be often referenced in the walkthrough. However, take
note that during the walkthrough, I generally assume that my reader possesses
a basic knowledge of the information found within the appendices, so please
keep that in mind when using the walkthrough.

Lastly, I must stress that in addition to providing help and information with
the game itself in the walkthrough, I also keep a very good running tab on
whatever plot may exist, often adding insight and commentary. This is meant to
assist you, the reader's understanding of not only the technical aspects of the
game, but also the finer details (namely the plot). Many people often say that
my various commentary makes the game more enjoyable for them, which is indeed my
intent. If you do not wish to partake of my commentary, I most certainly
understand, and hope you at least find the answers to your question in the
various non-plot-related parts of my FAQ. If, however, your distaste for my
writing style leads you to bitch about my "filler-laden" FAQ, then my advice to
you is quite simply to go gently caress yourself and find something better to do with
your time.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

***********************************************************************
********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

***********************************************************************
********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?
Huge "final project is due in 2 hours" vibe with this one.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."
holy poo poo

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

little example of that ff7 dudes writing style

When you reach Aeris, Cloud has another one of his freak-outs. Who woulda
thunk it? You can walk around and everything, but talking accomplishes nothing,
and every time you attempt to make Cloud take some sort of action, he just ends
up doing something stupid. For instance, first he draws his sword, then he
stands behind Aeris, and then begins to draw his sword back. Mysteriously,
Aeris does not even flinch. Luckily for her, the rest of the team starts
yelling at the Goddamned psychopath to put his sword away.

And that's when it happens. Out of nowhere, Sephiroth drops from the sky
with his sword drawn, impaling Aeris as he lands. Her eyes thrust open as she
goes sickeningly limp on Sephiroth's sword, and the force of the blow jostles
her ribbon loose. Her cherished "useless" materia falls from her hair and
gently bounces over the ledge and into the pool below, sinking into eternal
nothingness. For Christs's sakes, this is a girl that could withstand a nuclear
blast in the midst of a heated battle, and Sephiroth here takes her out with one
sword thrust to the abdomen. Video game logic... Sephiroth seems just a little
too pleased with himself, as if he is awaiting for the judges to award him a
perfect "10" in the "spilling the blood of the innocent" category.

Cloud pretty much loses it at this point, rushing over to Aeris's body and
holding her, frantically crying out in anguish. It's actually a very startling
contrast to his usual indifferent attitude, and it just goes to show that when
you show no emotion of any sort at any time, it's all going to come out at some
time. Sephiroth spouts off some more garbage about becoming one with the
planet, but Cloud tells his rear end to shut up and starts yelling at him for killing
Aeris. As mad as Cloud is, he still for some reason does not see it fit to
attack Sephiorth in any way, instead allowing Sephiroth to calmly explain that
he is heading "north past the snowy fields" to become one with the planet.
Sephiroth then flies off as he always does, leaving you to do battle with Jenova
LIFE.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

whoaaaaa

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Bedman 2: The Nose Strikes Back

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

lmao

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Fungah! posted:

little example of that ff7 dudes writing style

When you reach Aeris, Cloud has another one of his freak-outs. Who woulda
thunk it? You can walk around and everything, but talking accomplishes nothing,
and every time you attempt to make Cloud take some sort of action, he just ends
up doing something stupid. For instance, first he draws his sword, then he
stands behind Aeris, and then begins to draw his sword back. Mysteriously,
Aeris does not even flinch. Luckily for her, the rest of the team starts
yelling at the Goddamned psychopath to put his sword away.

And that's when it happens. Out of nowhere, Sephiroth drops from the sky
with his sword drawn, impaling Aeris as he lands. Her eyes thrust open as she
goes sickeningly limp on Sephiroth's sword, and the force of the blow jostles
her ribbon loose. Her cherished "useless" materia falls from her hair and
gently bounces over the ledge and into the pool below, sinking into eternal
nothingness. For Christs's sakes, this is a girl that could withstand a nuclear
blast in the midst of a heated battle, and Sephiroth here takes her out with one
sword thrust to the abdomen. Video game logic... Sephiroth seems just a little
too pleased with himself, as if he is awaiting for the judges to award him a
perfect "10" in the "spilling the blood of the innocent" category.

Cloud pretty much loses it at this point, rushing over to Aeris's body and
holding her, frantically crying out in anguish. It's actually a very startling
contrast to his usual indifferent attitude, and it just goes to show that when
you show no emotion of any sort at any time, it's all going to come out at some
time. Sephiroth spouts off some more garbage about becoming one with the
planet, but Cloud tells his rear end to shut up and starts yelling at him for killing
Aeris. As mad as Cloud is, he still for some reason does not see it fit to
attack Sephiorth in any way, instead allowing Sephiroth to calmly explain that
he is heading "north past the snowy fields" to become one with the planet.
Sephiroth then flies off as he always does, leaving you to do battle with Jenova
LIFE.

wtf he just said aeris dies over and over

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Arrhythmia posted:

***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

***********************************************************************
********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?

Lmfao

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Arrhythmia posted:

RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

Holy poo poo

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

my favorite gamefaqs celeb is the guy who makes the thirsty encyclopaedic final fantasy guides

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

i feel like i wrote this when i was 8

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."

lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Analysis: The nature of the end of our universe depends primarily on
the curvature of its space.

If the curvature of the universe is positive, the gravity of the bodies
in the universe will eventually cause them to pull everything back
together in a "Big Crunch" which would collapse the entirety of the
universe into a singularity (a black hole).

If the curvature of the universe is negative, bodies will keep
accelerating away from each other, and the ever-increasing force of
entropy will take over, resulting in a "heat-death" of the universe,
followed by a gradual cooling as it fades away, leaving only black
holes behind.

If the curvature of the universe is flat, the universe will approach an
equilibrium size as time approaches infinity. As this approaches, it is
most likely that all the mass in the universe will fall into the black
holes scattered throughout.

Einstein originally predicted that the universe was positively curved,
but recent measurements have shown that this is unlikely. One recent
measurement showed that the universe is extremely close to being flat,
within a small margin of error. Other recent observations have shown
distance stellar phenomena accelerating away from us, which is
consistent with negative curvature.

The one notable constant in all these endings is the presence of
singularities (black holes). In a singularity, all known physics breaks
down, as it is incapable of handling a 0-dimensional universe. If
Chrono Trigger's End of Time exists in a singularity, we may be lead to
believe that it is a place consisting of pure thought, being QC-like. This is supported by the observation that when Gaspar first arrives, it
is empty, but the party reaches an End of Time that apparently consists
of a few rooms with gothic-style architecture.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/snes/563538-chrono-trigger/faqs/33597

two dozen gamefaqs guys from 2004 trying to apply quantum theory and philosophy to explain chrono trigger and chrono cross

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

I. Time-Error

-Time-Error is essentially a secondary time axis, perpendicular to the
normal time axis.

-Only time portals and locations outside the axis of time (such as the
End of Time, the inside of the Black Omen, or the Darkness Beyond Time)
exhibit a flow of Time-Error.

-Time portals within the standard time axis flow through time and Time-
Error at equal rates.

Example: A time portal is created at time X and Time-Error 0. At time
X+T, the Time-Error of the Portal is T.

-The perception of time in locations outside the time axis is actually
a flow of Time-Error.

Example: A traveler enters the End of Time at Time-Error T. He spends a
length of time* U at the End of Time. He exits at Time-Error T+U.

-When a traveler enters a time portal, the Time-Error of the location
at which they exit is the same as the Time-Error at which they enter,
and the time at which they exit is determined by the Time-Error.

Example: Two time portals exist, one at time X at Time-Error 0, one at
time Y at Time-Error 0. A traveler enters the latter portal at time
Y+T. Since the Time-Error of this portal is T at time Y+T, the traveler
arrives at Time-Error T of the former portal. Since this Time-Error
corresponds to time X+T, the traveler arrives at time X+T.

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

***GAME GENIE CODES***
I feel I should make it known that because Patch Code devices like the Game
Genie alter the data of the game, either your game or machine could get messed
up permanently. The companies have a nice little disclaimer saying it's not
their fault since you're the one using the thing, and none of the devices are
endorsed by Sega.
As for me personally, I don't even believe in the use of a Patch Code device
because of the risks involved. But like a wise man once said there's one born
every minute and there's no way I can stop you if you decision to use one.
Consider yourself warned and use these codes at your equipment's peril.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

I once permanently bricked a copy of Rogue Squadron on N64 by using GameShark codes, so that poster is right. Sometimes it's not worth the risks.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

ive never actualyl seen one in real life so seeing people share game genie codes were always a mystery to me growing up

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arrhythmia posted:

***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

***********************************************************************
********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?

Lmao

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

I had a friend with a game genie, but didn’t have one myself. I did use a gameshark to play burned games on the PS1

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

I. Time-Error

-Time-Error is essentially a secondary time axis, perpendicular to the
normal time axis.

-Only time portals and locations outside the axis of time (such as the
End of Time, the inside of the Black Omen, or the Darkness Beyond Time)
exhibit a flow of Time-Error.

-Time portals within the standard time axis flow through time and Time-
Error at equal rates.

Example: A time portal is created at time X and Time-Error 0. At time
X+T, the Time-Error of the Portal is T.

-The perception of time in locations outside the time axis is actually
a flow of Time-Error.

Example: A traveler enters the End of Time at Time-Error T. He spends a
length of time* U at the End of Time. He exits at Time-Error T+U.

-When a traveler enters a time portal, the Time-Error of the location
at which they exit is the same as the Time-Error at which they enter,
and the time at which they exit is determined by the Time-Error.

Example: Two time portals exist, one at time X at Time-Error 0, one at
time Y at Time-Error 0. A traveler enters the latter portal at time
Y+T. Since the Time-Error of this portal is T at time Y+T, the traveler
arrives at Time-Error T of the former portal. Since this Time-Error
corresponds to time X+T, the traveler arrives at time X+T.

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAYS WITHIN A SINGLE ROTATION OF EARTH

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

trying to jack off posted:

ive never actualyl seen one in real life so seeing people share game genie codes were always a mystery to me growing up

it was basically a sonic & knuckles cart but with a genie instead of knuckles

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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID. THERE ARE 4 SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAYS WITHIN A SINGLE ROTATION OF EARTH

time cube ftw

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