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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

GameFAQs is cool because it's basically an endless time capsule of late 90s early 2000s gaming/internet sensibilities. Simpler times.

Post some cool/funny/endearing things you've found on GameFAQs.



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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

***********************************************************************
****************** LEVEL THIRTEEN: TINY-HUGE ISLAND *******************
***********************************************************************

Ack! There are a total of 186 coins in here, and some are as tiny mario,
others as huge mario, and others can be collected by both! Therefore, i
will not even attempt such a thing unless hundreds of people e-mail me
asking me to. In other words...it's not going to happen!

***********************************************************************
******************* LEVEL FOURTEEN: TICK TOCK CLOCK *******************
***********************************************************************

Again, i'll add it if anyone WANTS it...

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********************* LEVEL FIFTEEN: RAINBOW RIDE *********************
***********************************************************************

...not that you would, would you?
Huge "final project is due in 2 hours" vibe with this one.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

Quest 64 is the first "RPG" to come to the Nintendo 64, which is pretty
sad and pathetic when you think about it. Actually, I think the entire
"RPG" concept it stupid. Think about it..."Role Playing Game." That
means you are playing the role of a character, and are totally submersed
in their world, and can interact with it. Using that definition, Mario
64 is an RPG. So is GoldenEye 007. The only genre that isn't an RPG is
the puzzle genre...most of the time at least. RPG really means "Retarded
Pretend Game."
holy poo poo

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

I once permanently bricked a copy of Rogue Squadron on N64 by using GameShark codes, so that poster is right. Sometimes it's not worth the risks.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Marth007

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

El Mexicano Texicano

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Fargield posted:

code:
Pokemon Snap FAQ
Version 4.2  -  8/15/99
Email:  [email]ANTDocEvil@aol.com[/email]
ICQ:  1976073
Website:  [url]http://members.aol.com/antdocevil[/url]


COPYRIGHT 1999, JON HENDREN
ASK PERMISSION TO USE ON YOUR SITE.

Thanks to the "South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut" Soundtrack.  Without
it, I would not be able to sit here long enough to type this thing up.
(Especially track 17! DVDA RULES!) :) 

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Stop snitchin.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Bicyclops posted:

Lawyer: *daniel craig in knives out voice* Now, Mistuh... *peers down glasses* Zophar. Does it or does it not clearly state in the uh, Final Fantasy walkthrough, under the "Legal poo poo" heading, that only the genuine gamefaqs dot com website is allowed to reprint my client, Mr. Absolute Steve's expert advice? and did you not, still, willingly, reprint the entire thing, word for word, includin' said legal disclaimer, on your so-called domain?

zophar: It was included with a Rom, i don't know who uploaded it.

laywer: well, now, are you trying to claim, sir, that you don't know what files are on your own website? the site is called zophar's domain! why, that's just ludicrious, sir. i uh, i have a clip i'd like to show. *cues up Tidus laughing*
Lmfao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Logging into Zophar's Domain to download 2GB of OC Remixes ftw.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

If she was a true goth girl that should have just made her more into you.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Getting weirdly depressed reading the 90s GameFAQs Japanese kid refer to the 44-year-old as an old man.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

code:
================================================================
Title                   : THE IMP ZONE 
Author                  : John A Warren - Derby, England
E-mail Address          : CIS:100270,1053
                          or in the UK, leave a message on:

                                 GREY CASTLE BBS 0332-756414
 
                          PLEASE send me your comments, even if it's just
                          to tell me I'm a Dumbo.  (Well it is my first attempt!)
                          All E-Mail will be answered.  
   
Additional Credits      : Rosie (my wife), for looking after me Hand, Foot
                          & Finger, whilst I spend so much time at the keys

                        : Mick & Jodie (my kids) for coping so well since
                          being orphaned, (did you really have to keep
                          bringing your friends in and pointing at me?) 
                         
                        : Mathew Walker (Savannah, Georgia)
                          Chief Play Tester (US)
                          for also putting up with my crass E-Mail on a
                          daily basis, (even answering it)   
                          
: Paul Rowan (Nottingham, England)
                          Chief Play Tester (UK)
                          for also demonstrating his capacity at coping with
                          Steep Learning Curves
   

Description             : You're `Acorn Hardas' and you're NO Green Marine.
                          Problem is, the action ain't been too hot of late
                          and you're not one for looking at yourself in a
                          Hall Of Mirrors ;-)   You've been in nothing but
                          trouble with a capital `S' mainly for being Late
                          On Parade, but what do they expect when there's
                          nothing to do but get `spaced out'?

                          Bringing up the rear guard on yet another routine
                          mission, you keep comming across the toasted remains
                          of your buddy's.  Looks like this is the Big One,
                          or is it a scene from that old Twentieth Century,
                          2D Movie you recall, "Planet of the Apes".
                          
                          It's time to prove that you ARE a waster, just like
                          your Captain said, but not quite as he meant...

                                     ---------------------------

                          The file is IMPZONE.WAD and is level E1M1, i.e. 
    episode 1 mission 1. It supports all levels of
                          violence.  Should prove eminently suited to
                          deathmatch play due to `circuits'.
                          (Unable to test, please let me know).

Instructions            : Do you really need any?
  
Disclaimer              : GET LOST!

================================================================

* Play Information *

Episode and Level #     : E1M1 
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (Keys readily available in this mode)
Difficulty Settings     : All
New Sounds              : No
New Graphics            : No
Demos Replaced          : None

* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch

Build Time              : Don't Ask!

Editors used            : DEU 5.2 by Rapha?l Quinet & Brendon J. Wyber 
                   
                          DoomEd 2.60 B4 (The Real Thing) by Geoff Allan         
                          (for steps & deleting sectors)

Known Bugs              : ARE YOU KIDDING..  I've given up a significant
                          chunk of my life straightening up Textures and
                          checking for the dreaded HOM

Unknown Bugs            : How the Hell do I know!


* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY NOT use this level as a base to build additional levels.

You MAY distribute this WAD, provided you include this file, with
no modifications.  You may distribute this file in any electronic
format (BBS, Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file 
intact.


* Where to get this WAD *

CompuServe, Gamers+ Forum, Library 8 (Action Game Aids).
Any BBS you care to download it too.


Here's to all the kisses I've snatched and....

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

code:
==============
2.4 Characters
==============

There are six different characters in this game. Their abilities differ from
vehicle to vehicle so check the respective part for each vehicle. What's common
for all of the vehicles is that the characters are divided into three classes.
In the light class we can find Lark and Kiwi; in the middle class, Goose and
Ibis and in the heavy class, Hawk and Robin. I'm not completely sure about
this, though. As you probably know, all of the characters have bird names. You
can read a few lines about every bird, below. For those of you who hate 
fillers: get over it, the descriptions can't be longer than one kilo byte in
total.

Lark - Aladidae
A family consisting of 85 species in the order of passerines. They are 13-27
cm long and often striped in the colours of brown and grey. They live all
around the world.

Kiwi - Apterygidae
Only three species in this family. It's the only family in the order of Kiwi
birds. All of them live on New Zealand and none can fly. They look like small
brown balls with long and narrow beaks.

Goose - Anser
15 species in this family. They are large birds 53-101 cm long, living on the 
north part of Earth.

Ibis - Threskioni
A family of 30 species. The often white and brown birds can be 48-110 cm. They
have really long beaks and can be found everywhere there's a warm climate.

Hawk - Accipitrinae
A family of 50 species, all around the world. They are often brown and 30-70
cm long. Very fast birds of prey.

Robin - Erithacus rubercula
A 14 cm big thrush bird, living in Europe and North Africa. It's grey-brown on
the top; white and orange below. It belongs in the order of passerines.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Lmao what the hell was going on in that dude's inbox.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Kongming posted:

From Actraiser boss FAQ:
Lmao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Lol

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

What You Should Do : Just throw a booger at him

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

:stonk:

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

lmafo

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Well I didn't really care about the email address but now you've got me curious...

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

pre:
1)What is Crusin USA?
	Crusin' USA is a very popular Arcade and Nintendo 64 game (The 
Arcade is MUCH better, at least I think so.). The original Arcade game 
came out in 1994 and the N64 version came out in 1996.

2)Where can I play it?
	You can play Crusin' USA at most arcades or just buy the N64 game.

3)What do I need to play it?
	To play Crusin' USA in the arcade, you will need about 50 cents, 
on a Deluxe 2 player machine, you may need 75 cents. If you want to buy 
the N64 version it will cost about $70 (If you don't already have a N64 
it will cost around $200.).

4)The Controls
	When you walk up to your local Crusin' USA machine you will see 
some really neat things to do on it.

Start Button-The Green Start Button Starts the game after you put in the 
required money.

Radio Button-During the race you can change the music that you hear. 
Everyone send your favorite Crusin' USA music to Crusin12@aol.com and if 
I ever update the Driver's Guide I will post the results.

Gas Pedal-Simple, the accellerator.

Brake Pedal-The Brake.

Sterring Whell-It sterrs the car.

View 1 Lo Rider-Press this and the view will appear as if you are in the 
car. This is the most realistic (and hardest) view.

View 2 Crusin'-This view appears as if you were in the car behind the 
car that you control.

View 3 Ski Hi-My favorite view. Loks as if you were in a helicopter 
above the car.

Gear Shifter-Changes the gears.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

He didn't capitalize it when registering his account, so why should I have to capitalize it now?

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Sub-Actuality posted:

press Shift+F to pay respects

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

herculon posted:

pre:
Now you have a descision to make. Will you save Gina from the Griffin or will 
you go to the right. Since I never fought the Griffin I can’t give a strategy 
of yet. Now go to the right and up the stairs.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Smirking_Serpent posted:

90% of gamers go to the right and up the stairs. If you're part of the 10% who save Gina from the Griffin, copy and paste this in your sig.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Lmfao Imp Zone is at insanely high quality levels lately wtf

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

Sub-Actuality posted:

Saving Gina can work really well against like, ApeRiders, FatDevils, or... other monster transformations being thrown at your party. But the staircase is what I gotta rely on... to GO to the right, GO up the stairs, avoid that big old Griffin -- those guys have been all over the map recently! ...I dunno. That's just my descision, chat. I like going to the right and up the stairs.
Lol

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

"but the staircase is what I gotta rely on"

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishAggressiveCheddarGingerPower

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