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My penis is smaller because I was in a swimming pool!
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These pretzels are making me HORNY
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Jun 17, 2020 19:51
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Owl you doin? *could work in a show where Joey from friends became an owl or in a different show with an owl in it who is referencing Joey's line from friends* Owlllllrighty then. *Ace Venture turns into an owl and then he uses familiar catchphrases only he is now an owl* Owl be back. *Owlnard Schwarzenegger reprises his role as the Terminator only this time he's an owl* Owl Stella Got Her Groove Back *not a line but a possible title for a remake of How Stella Got Her Groove Back only this time she's an owl*
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Jun 17, 2020 20:00
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What a long wait, feels like we've been waiting twelve years... (Crowd goes ooooooooohh! in anticipation of the line)
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Jun 17, 2020 22:45
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Michael Imperioli stars as Brooklyn-based ghost hunter Tony “Spooks” Pizzagliatelle. His tag line when he traps a ghost is “‘Eyyyyyy, I’m bout to grabaghoul!” I love it. I want to watch this show. "drat ghost took my slice, eyyy, don't make me grabaghoul you fuggin ghost gently caress"
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Jun 18, 2020 17:03
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"Paulie grab this ghost's fuckin slime tail, I'm gonna put a vice grip on his ghost balls. You muthafucka you, takin my slice. Marone!"
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Jun 18, 2020 17:05
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Michael Rappaport costars. "Hey ma! Come look at this fuckin ghost. That's a weird lookin fuckin ghost."
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Jun 18, 2020 17:07
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These are the Glen-GHOULIE leads. And to you, they’re MOLD! A. Always. B. Be. C. Closing. C. CASKETS! Ahahahahahhaa Hey Ton' you said this Crip creeper or whoever is from Mitch and Murray? Where does he get off talkin to us like this?
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Jun 18, 2020 23:19
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Seinfeld in 1991 gave us the setup "These pretzels are making me thirsty." The long wait is over. 29 years later we get the punchline. https://twitter.com/PodSaveAmerica/status/1274505742750371842?s=19 *I slam my money down on the table* "I'm out!"
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Jun 21, 2020 19:13
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Hey Houston, eyyyy No probbbblemmmmmm
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