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It’s a-me, Guido!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 16:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:55 |
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I am looking for SEX!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 17:53 |
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How’s about a baloney pony, eh wiseguy?!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 18:10 |
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You won’t find THAT in Borneo!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 19:45 |
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You’re hired!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 20:01 |
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I got a b-b-b-BONER!!!!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 23:41 |
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Well, that’s crazier than eating rear end on a Sunday!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 17:02 |
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Sometimes you’re the bing, sometimes you’re the bong!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 17:46 |
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Put THAT in your pan and cook it, pal!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 17:47 |
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“That’s bigger than a pig’s balls in China!”
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 18:55 |
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“Well don’t that just boil my onions!”
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 19:23 |
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Tim Allen is a conservative stand up comedian and his mission is to “Make America Giggle Again”. Coming Tuesdays to FOX!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 19:47 |
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“I’m so hungry I could eat some drat BALLS!”
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 05:00 |
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Michael Imperioli stars as Brooklyn-based ghost hunter Tony “Spooks” Pizzagliatelle. His tag line when he traps a ghost is “‘Eyyyyyy, I’m bout to grabaghoul!”
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 16:41 |
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“Hey Ton’, you see dis poo poo? Dis fuggin ghost here tried to take a bite outta my braciole!” *grabs balls*
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2020 17:55 |
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It’s called a prolapse, buddy, and this one’s got your name written ALL OVER IT!!!
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 02:42 |
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I’m plum give out!
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 17:28 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:55 |
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GET A LOAD A THESE TOMATOES! WOW!
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 17:38 |