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Instead of fortune cookies, Chinese restaurants start selling hindsight cookies. "You shouldn't have eaten that month old pork you found at the back of the refrigerator" "Your show and tell in the 4th grade made everyone super uncomfortable, you should have chosen a topic other than 'cartoon characters I have a crush on'" "Remember when you said that dumb thing to that girl? Haha idiot."
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Jun 17, 2020 11:12
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The shanghai noodles you just ate? I've never been to shanghai. I don't know what kind of noodles they eat there. Have you ever been to shanghai? Let's just keep this between us then. |
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Jun 17, 2020 12:40
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“can jet fuel actually melt steel beams?”
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Jun 17, 2020 13:00
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that wasn't a cookie lol
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Jun 17, 2020 13:18
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Your lucky numbers were: (last week's Lotto draw numbers) |
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Jun 17, 2020 14:54
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Finger Prince posted:The shanghai noodles you just ate? I've never been to shanghai. I don't know what kind of noodles they eat there. Have you ever been to shanghai? Let's just keep this between us then. |
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Jun 17, 2020 15:01
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Finger Prince posted:Your lucky numbers were:
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Jun 17, 2020 15:02
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"you should have asked for a fortune cookie"
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Jun 17, 2020 15:03
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Huh, this is a weird one. It says, "You should have looked behind you instead of reading thi |
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Jun 17, 2020 16:51
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Hunan beef is people |
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Jun 17, 2020 16:57
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Finger Prince posted:Your lucky numbers were:
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Jun 17, 2020 17:44
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Instead of a random Chinese word to learn it's a word you misspelled on the last job application you submitted. |
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Jun 17, 2020 17:47
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You remembered you don't like fortune cookie flavour or texture. |
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Jun 17, 2020 17:58
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You shouldn't have put the pickled ginger in your butthole without supervision |
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Jun 17, 2020 18:00
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"Ask not what fortune cookie can do for you, ask what you can do fortune cookie." -Actual IRL fortune cookie fortune I got last week |
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Jun 17, 2020 19:01
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Be honest, I was actually better than the food, wasn't I. |
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Jun 17, 2020 19:11
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that squirrel you rescued eight years ago turned into a serial arsonist
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Jun 17, 2020 19:47
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nut posted:“can jet fuel actually melt steel beams?” take that poo poo to GBS
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Jun 17, 2020 19:48
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General Tsao was a mistake, but you knew that already
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Jun 17, 2020 19:49
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Pahilla the Hun posted:General Tsao was a mistake, but you knew that already Should have been a Specific Tsao |
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Jun 17, 2020 20:05
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Pahilla the Hun posted:take that poo poo to GBS sorry?
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Jun 17, 2020 20:15
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nut posted:sorry? oh no, it was a joke, like conspiracy theories... poo poo i'm the one who's sorry 
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Jun 17, 2020 20:17
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"you shouldn't have posted that thing" dang, the cookie was right
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Jun 17, 2020 20:24
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Pahilla the Hun posted:oh no, it was a joke, like conspiracy theories... poo poo i'm the one who's sorry ohhh lmbo don't b sorry, i was worried!
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Jun 17, 2020 20:25
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nut posted:ohhh lmbo don't b sorry, i was worried! never worry, i just want to be friends e: cookie says "don't worry i just want to be friends" and then you realize, later, that you paid for the meal
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Jun 17, 2020 20:26
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your chosen career as a viral marketer, and using "spread the virus!" as your personal catchphrase, have worked out interestingly
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Jun 17, 2020 21:10
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Finger Prince posted:Your lucky numbers were: also this whole exchange made me smile: Pahilla the Hun posted:oh no, it was a joke, like conspiracy theories... poo poo i'm the one who's sorry I love you guys
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Jun 17, 2020 21:50
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The real conspiracies were the friends we met along the way
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Jun 17, 2020 23:49
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"Ask not what fortune cookie can do for you, ask what you can do fortune cookie." "The weather is wonderful." -Actual IRL fortune cookie fortune I got years ago.
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Jun 18, 2020 00:36
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"If you're reading this fortune cookie thank a teacher" |
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Jun 18, 2020 00:38
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"Do not break cookie" |
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Jun 18, 2020 00:39
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"OK, after all that grease and MSG, do you REALLY need a crappy cookie to top it off?"
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Jun 18, 2020 00:41
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:"Do not break cookie"
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Jun 18, 2020 00:43
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"some people can pull off sideburns. you as a college freshman were not one of them."
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Jun 18, 2020 01:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:"Do not break cookie"
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Jun 18, 2020 01:08
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Manifisto posted:"some people can pull off sideburns. you as a college freshman were not one of them." don't doxx me! 'buy amazon stock in 2005'
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Jun 18, 2020 01:32
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"that girl you were crushing on back in the day was totally into you too, just waiting for you to make a move" |
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Jun 18, 2020 01:53
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You shouldn’t have drank that last beer. |
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Jun 18, 2020 01:58
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Yeah, they were definitely laughing at you
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Jun 18, 2020 04:21
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"get a real job" but i angrily brush the cookie aside
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