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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I don’t have a link because it’s buried halfway into a Joe Rogan episode with Schaub, but he says that Neal was going off on some young kid he saw at the comedy store about how “Stand Up Specials shouldn’t be about dick and fart jokes!” or some other BS and Gaffigan goes

“you’re right Neal, they should be for using one mic to emotionally manipulate your audience, one mic for pretending you haven’t had your jokes memorized for over a year, and one mic for referencing your celebrity friends” and no one heard from Neal for the rest of the week.

It’s Jim making fun of Neal’s artsy-fartsy 3 Mics special from a few years ago.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Biohazard posted:

Hot-Pocket!


Rad-daddio posted:

the longer I stare at it, the scarier it is

Definitely cursed

Jose posted:

masybe its because i'm not american but i listened to his hot pockets joke and didn't find it funny

I'm American, and I didn't find it funny either. Jim Gaffigan's comedy & image are wholesome, and he seems like a decent guy, but his standup has never even gotten a smile out of me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Wouldn't really call him a stand-up guy, to be frank.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Biohazard posted:

Nah, it's just because it's not that amazing. He's one of those comedians whose done really well for himself by marketing to the masses. None of it is amazing, none of it pushes any boundaries. It's just the comfort food of comedy. I did hear he did a few dramatic roles in movies last year, and that he was pretty solid in them all.

so what you're saying is he's basically the Hot Pockets of comedy

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Excelzior posted:

so what you're saying is he's basically the Hot Pockets of comedy

It all comes full circle.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1redflag posted:

Lmao gently caress off

Like, I’m not saying I don’t believe Jeff Ross’ accuser, but you just flippantly cross off her potential motives to fabricate a story without any analysis:

(1) “she isn’t going to make any money off this” - usually people have to pay you to get you to agree to an NDA

(2) “she isn’t trying to get famous off this “ - I mean, we are talking about her right now...

(3) “it’s not a mental illness/drugs” - how do you know?

Maybe you need to re-examine your own biases.

Nice rape culture hat trick. And what bias, my bias against rapists?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://deadline.com/2020/06/chris-delia-fired-caa-misconduct-allegations-1202967475/amp/

-Dropped from his Talent Agency
-Comedy Central, Hulu, and Amazon all pulled the Workaholics ep where he is a child molestor
-No word from Netflix on his 3 episodes of You

but he’s dead, guys, Chris is over. It’s been a week and he’s only released the one statement where he went “I didn’t do it but also I’m sorry for definitely doing it” and hasn’t made a peep since then.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Bust Rodd posted:

https://deadline.com/2020/06/chris-delia-fired-caa-misconduct-allegations-1202967475/amp/

-Dropped from his Talent Agency
-Comedy Central, Hulu, and Amazon all pulled the Workaholics ep where he is a child molestor
-No word from Netflix on his 3 episodes of You

but he’s dead, guys, Chris is over. It’s been a week and he’s only released the one statement where he went “I didn’t do it but also I’m sorry for definitely doing it” and hasn’t made a peep since then.

Netflix also still has his special that just came out up. It's easier to take that down than an serial story. Haven't seen you but presumably having a big gap in the story would be pretty weird. They should and probably will still take it down until they can figure something else. Can they just posthumously deepfake mitch hedberg onto his body? That's a thing hollywood loves doing these days.

Biohazard fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Jun 24, 2020

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Mozi posted:

bamford is on the Bonanas for Bonanza podcast with Andy Daly and it's quite funny if you're into that sort of thing

i don't think there's any other comedian out there who do quite what she does

Now the question is, is it even possible for Andy Daly to have done worse things than his characters have?

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit

Bust Rodd posted:

I don’t have a link because it’s buried halfway into a Joe Rogan episode with Schaub, but he says that Neal was going off on some young kid he saw at the comedy store about how “Stand Up Specials shouldn’t be about dick and fart jokes!” or some other BS and Gaffigan goes

“you’re right Neal, they should be for using one mic to emotionally manipulate your audience, one mic for pretending you haven’t had your jokes memorized for over a year, and one mic for referencing your celebrity friends” and no one heard from Neal for the rest of the week.

It’s Jim making fun of Neal’s artsy-fartsy 3 Mics special from a few years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TACN/comments/bsases/joe_bringing_up_a_beef_between_jim_gaffigan_and/

skip to 2min 50s for the tweet

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002


lol that's great. Neal Brennan is funny, saw him live last year. But the dude definitely needs to taken down a peg. He also shouldn't be lecturing anyone one the guilty of material, he had a bit for years about why he was allowed to say the n world (surprise, it's cause he has black friends)

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Biohazard posted:

Netflix also still has his special that just came out up. It's easier to take that down than an serial story. Haven't seen you but presumably having a big gap in the story would be pretty weird. They should and probably will still take it down until they can figure something else. Can they just posthumously deepfake mitch hedberg onto his body? That's a thing hollywood loves doing these days.

Honestly there are so many more people involved with that show and who are much bigger and more important parts of that show then Chris that I don’t really see them touching it

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Bust Rodd posted:

Honestly there are so many more people involved with that show and who are much bigger and more important parts of that show then Chris that I don’t really see them touching it

I suppose. The workaholics episode it's easier to have a missing gap in that show cause who care. I'd put money on them pulling his special by this weekend though.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Sailor Cat posted:

Nice rape culture hat trick. And what bias, my bias against rapists?

So, anytime a question is asked is that rape culture?

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Biohazard posted:

I suppose. The workaholics episode it's easier to have a missing gap in that show cause who care. I'd put money on them pulling his special by this weekend though.

Disagree--without that episode you will never understand the context of the "FREE KARL" shirts that pop up in other episodes and you will be completely lost. You may very well misunderstand it as "FREE KARL" instead of "FREE KARL", like you're getting a free Karl or something.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Disagree--without that episode you will never understand the "FREE KARL" shirts that pop up in other episodes and you will be completely lost.

You're gonna make me rewatch that series.

OregonDonor
Mar 12, 2010
It's too bad that Patrice is gone

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



OregonDonor posted:

It's too bad that Patrice is gone

Only Patrice could tell jokes about drowning dogs the same day I had to put my dog down and have me laugh at it. Dude had a gift.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

OregonDonor posted:

It's too bad that Patrice is gone

Course, he did jail time for sexual assault so.....

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
edit nvm

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Biohazard posted:

Course, he did jail time for sexual assault so.....

Like a third of his standup routines were about how women be lying and his fear of being falsely accused of rape, he would be chud supreme if he were alive.

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Biohazard posted:

Course, he did jail time for sexual assault so.....

So no redemption for people that are punished and duly serve time for a crime either?

Somewhere we have to accept or at least hope that people can change and be better humans otherwise let's just kill all criminals.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rad-daddio posted:

So, anytime a question is asked is that rape culture?

It is when they're lovely and/or stupid questions meant to denigrate the accuser, like "Why didn't she act like MY perception of how an abused teenager would behave in a complicated relationship abetted by a negligent/abusive father?"

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

BrassRoots posted:

So no redemption for people that are punished and duly serve time for a crime either?

Somewhere we have to accept or at least hope that people can change and be better humans otherwise let's just kill all criminals.

Nah, only that in the context of the thread, it's weird to bring up someone actually convicted of statutory rape. That said, I won't go into all the details, but the story as he tells it (which the only known record I've ever been able to find about it is his own story on O and A so it could very well be horseshit) it's more of a really sad story all around. Ultimately he went to jail as a 16 year old for sleeping with a 15 year old, but there was a lot sketchy poo poo going on as well. Also, let's face it, Patrice was hilarious, but he didn't exactly have the best view on women in general. People can be great in some ways and horrible in others.

Biohazard fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jun 24, 2020

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CybGo6hALVo

It’s a better story than The Machine that’s for drat sure

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Yep that's another one two

https://twitter.com/ChemicalMishap/status/1273159519456067584?s=20
https://twitter.com/ChemicalMishap/status/1273159524791259137?s=20
https://twitter.com/ChemicalMishap/status/1273159527421087745?s=20

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I think we’re all going to have to accept a very real truth: molesters are generally really, really funny.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
I'm also pretty sure that Joey Diaz's literal response to this video surfacing was "suck my nuts"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Joey Diaz talks about how he grew up kidnapping people, dealing drugs and so on, he’s uncancellable because he doesn’t give a gently caress and neither does his audience

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I wouldn't be surprised if Joe was guilty of some nasty poo poo, too.

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
No doubt. He also has a rep for dosing people with edibles and poo poo

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



It’s weird nobody accuses Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos or for famous people like Leonardo DiCaprio of rape. I mean if the poo poo is as rampant as all of the defenders of these people who get repeatedly accused say it is, you’d think they’d go after some deeper pockets.

But no it’s weird they just all keep picking the same handful of guys to keep accusing.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

vaginite posted:

It’s weird nobody accuses Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos or for famous people like Leonardo DiCaprio of rape. I mean if the poo poo is as rampant as all of the defenders of these people who get repeatedly accused say it is, you’d think they’d go after some deeper pockets.

But no it’s weird they just all keep picking the same handful of guys to keep accusing.

Lol bill gates is accused of making coronavirus and 5G death rays from his island full of underage women where Jeffrey Epstein escaped to

You’re not reading enough internet

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Well I mean in the sense of women filing police reports that claim they were assaulted not q/infowars bullshit

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Joey Diaz talks about how he grew up kidnapping people, dealing drugs and so on, he’s uncancellable because he doesn’t give a gently caress and neither does his audience
Well in addition to the linked clip and his response to it being horrific, he appears to be defending Ron Jeremy because why would a porn star rape?? and he called Jewish comedian Chelsea Peretti Hook face, who in addition to being a big deal herself is Jordan Peele's wife. Can't imagine he's going to be getting a lot of work from respectable anythings
https://twitter.com/madflavor/status/1275493035124510721
https://twitter.com/madflavor/status/1275442163363405824

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
False accusations happen but every single one I've seen tends to be ludicrously obvious and easily debunked, like the recent Justin Beiber one where I'm p sure he has a solid alibi of being in a different country at the time.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

vaginite posted:

It’s weird nobody accuses Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos or for famous people like Leonardo DiCaprio of rape. I mean if the poo poo is as rampant as all of the defenders of these people who get repeatedly accused say it is, you’d think they’d go after some deeper pockets.

But no it’s weird they just all keep picking the same handful of guys to keep accusing.

LMAO as a thought experiment try to imagine how precisely ruined your life would be if you actually had a credible piece of evidence that Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates raped you. How many hours do you think you’d last before their private security detail set your car on fire with you in the trunk? Bezos and Gates have literally more money than God.

DiCaprio very, very famously makes all the women he bangs sign an NDA because he’s really lame in bed and listens to his own scenes on his headphones while he is loving. Multiple women have come out separately with stories where they go up to his room, sign like 5 fancy forms, drink a glass of wine, then Leo porks theM from behind with specific instructions not to turn around, but if you see him in the mirror or something he’s just watching himself on his phone while pumping.

This is one of the members of “the original
Pussy Possy”.


James Dean the porn guy almost got canceled a few years ago, but this seems like a real criminal charge and not here say?

drat that’s a racist thing to say to Chelsea but I also fuckin’ hate her and think she is not funny at all. I wish Joey had just called her ugly and not done a racism.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Lol its just a picture

https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1275676272891514882?s=20

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

vaginite posted:

It’s weird nobody accuses Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos or for famous people like Leonardo DiCaprio of rape. I mean if the poo poo is as rampant as all of the defenders of these people who get repeatedly accused say it is, you’d think they’d go after some deeper pockets.

But no it’s weird they just all keep picking the same handful of guys to keep accusing.
Didn't many of the men who came forth about Kevin Spacey end up dead, like "no-joke died under suspicious circumstances but no one is following up" dead-dead?

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Big news breaking that the owner of an internet comedy website is a serial spousal abuser

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