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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
League shouldn't have come back. These games have been poo poo. Look like preseason games.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Eriksson has declared that he would love to be the new Newcastle manager and hell, i agree. I have no idea if he's any good now but the league having him in will be better for it

https://www.football365.com/news/quote-unquote-sven-is-celebrating-life-kaiser

quote:

‘One morning I was on a sun lounger by the pool when I saw Sven walking towards me carrying a silver tray with a bottle of champagne and two glasses on it. It was still only ten o’clock in the morning…Sven came over and put the champagne on the table next to me, then placed one glass in front of me and the other by his lounger. I looked up and said, ‘Boss, what are we celebrating?’…He turned to me and smiled that gentle smile of his and took on the air of a Buddhist philosopher as he said, ‘Life, Kaiser.’ Then after pausing for dramatic effect, ‘We are celebrating…life.’

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Vinestalk posted:

League shouldn't have come back. These games have been poo poo. Look like preseason games.

Preseason games are better than no games.

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Looks like we've had our first non-rona weirdness of the second half of the season - ball blatantly seemed to be carried across the line by the Villa keeper but goal-line technology didn't notice (presumably because it's camera-based and can't tell where the ball is if it's in the keepers hands).

e:

https://twitter.com/thedannutt/status/1273311691649007617

*sprints towards thread, kicks door in, panting, out of breath*

THE REFS ARE poo poo

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Der Shovel posted:

Preseason games are better than no games.

A crude facsimile of the real thing just makes you realize you don't actually have the real thing.

Them pumping fake crowd noises into broadcasts perfectly solidifies this as barely above watching simulated FIFA20 games.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I don't care if Liverpool win the league if it means I get to see football even if Newcastle are at risk

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status/1273541605392363520

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
50 million euro is cheap as chips

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
tbf kevin de bruyne, raheem sterling, leroy sane, bernardo silva, riyad mahrez, gabriel jesus and ederson are all going to be going for less than that in a few weeks, so its actually BAD BUSINESS

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
lol

https://twitter.com/kylepicknell/status/1273355421974179845?s=20

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
inside out, blud

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Makes sense considering none of them have been in touch with reality in a long time.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
in some of the more predictable news phil jones is out injured

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Eau de MacGowan posted:

tbf kevin de bruyne, raheem sterling, leroy sane, bernardo silva, riyad mahrez, gabriel jesus and ederson are all going to be going for less than that in a few weeks, so its actually BAD BUSINESS

Idgi

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Mass exodus from City sure to the CL ban

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Jose posted:

in some of the more predictable news phil jones is out injured

Yeah apparently he got injured even before the season restarted, so we have truly reached normalcy again.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
So final tally, how many players are now dead as a result of City-Arsenal yesterday?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

vyelkin posted:

So final tally, how many players are now dead as a result of City-Arsenal yesterday?

Do you count David Luiz' career as a person?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Der Shovel posted:

Yeah apparently he got injured even before the season restarted, so we have truly reached normalcy again.

It's good, means he won't be injuring anyone else in training at least

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


sebzilla posted:

It's good, means he won't be injuring anyone else in training at least

imagine getting your metatarsal snapped by a Phil Jones headbutt

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
nice to think mike ashley won't be our owner this time tomorrow 😌

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



kcer posted:

nice to think mike ashley won't be our owner this time tomorrow 😌

Cans??

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
definitely, i stake my reputation on it

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



kcer posted:

definitely, i stake my reputation on it

What reputation??

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Apparently Sane rejected a new contract and will leave City

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


vyelkin posted:

Apparently Sane rejected a new contract and will leave City

That's insane

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sebzilla posted:

That's insane

He still has another year on his contract

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
So begins the exodus.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Jun 20, 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
saudi arabia have contacted most major sports bodies to say they'll crack down on piracy and stuff

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53121184

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
loving finally

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1274807309349408769?s=20

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
louise taylor randomly came out and said it could be announced soon, and a couple others have followed

maybe this week is The Week

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Saudis

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing

saudis???

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

The announcement is going to be "turns out it was Kevin Keegan and Terry Mcdermott dressing up as Arabs again".

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Saudeez nuts

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

brocked posted:

Saudeez nuts

That's a beheading outside of marriage.

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

arsenal have found a new excuse for being poo poo. Three of the players that featured in the City game hadn't trained for several days because one of them got a positive corona test and had spent a lot of time with the other two so were they also at risk.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

goddamnedtwisto posted:

The announcement is going to be "turns out it was Kevin Keegan and Terry Mcdermott dressing up as Arabs again".

Maybe they'll have to do one of their fake court cases to sort it all out.

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jack Colback has officially been released. Last played for the first team 3 years ago

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