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Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer


What time is it? And more importantly, what day is it?

That doesn't matter. What does matter is that it's Cuomo Time. And you're here for the press conference. The only problem is that there are some people here who would prefer these press conferences end. And they're going to go to drastic measures to ensure that they get taken off the air.

But it's about to start.




Cuomo Time Mafia, a slightly balanced game for 13 people.

Please note - I will be randomizing role flavor for this game, so don't rely on that for who's scum and who's town. You can claim a character in thread (or once everyone gets onto Discord, there) I figure we can use a break after a string of large games.

The characters available for this game are as follows:

  1. Andrew Cuomo - xopods
  2. Chris Cuomo - Hal Incandenza
  3. Rivers Cuomo - Mr. Steak
  4. The Weird Fact That Both Bill deBlasio And Mike Bloomberg Are From Boston - Sandwolf
  5. The Outer Borough Angst To Be Seen As A “Real” New Yorker That Drives Donald Drumpf Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law - spacing in vienna
  6. The Neighborhood Pride Felt By Saying That Dr. Fauci Is From Bensonhurst - sandnavyguy
  7. The New York Forward Regional Dashboard - CCKeane
  8. The Entirety Of The MTA - Trains, Busses, UV Cleaning, and Andy Byford - Epsilon Plus
  9. Too Many People In Central Park - Scientastic
  10. A Milkshake That Dislikes The NYPD - Voodoofly
  11. A Face Mask That You Really Should Be Wearing - cheese sandwich
  12. The Personification Of Covid-19 - Amnistar
  13. A Demonstration That Will Ideally Remain Peaceful - CapnAndy

The Players Are:

  1. Amnistar (He/Him)
  2. CapnAndy (he/him, will also accept "cis scum")
  3. cheese sandwich
  4. Epsilon Plus (he/his)
  5. Hal Incandenza (he/him/hal)
  6. Mr. Steak (he/him)
  7. sandnavyguy
  8. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  9. Scientastic (he/him)
  10. spacing in vienna (she, her)
  11. CCKeane (pronouns!)
  12. Voodoofly (He/Him/Whatever)
  13. xopods (he, him, his)


Rules, Setup, and other good things in the second post.

Post-Game - Town wins in hysterical, hubris poster induced fashion!

Spoonsy fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Jul 20, 2020

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Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer
Discord Server

The Discord

Setup Notes

This is an intermediate game. No multi tiers, no empowering, no charges, just a straight up single scum faction game of mafia.

Win Condition

Town wins when the scum has been removed.

Scum wins when they make up 50% of the town

General Rules

Standard Mafia rules apply. If you don’t know what these are, ask before signing up.

Deadlines will be roughly 72 hours until there are 9 or fewer players left alive, 48 hours thereafter.

Flavor isn't as important - as noted, roles are randomized.

Role titles are all in the form XXXX-Aligned YYYY. When a player flips, you'll get their role and the flavor description.

I’ll make every effort not to modkill anyone, but please don’t sign up if you intend to lurk. If your post count is unacceptably low, I’ll ask you to either step it up or replace out voluntarily.

If someone’s egregiously lurking and ignoring that request, then I will attempt to find a forced replacement and, failing that, modkill as a last resort.

If you do leave me no choice but to modkill you for any reason, including lurking, there are likely to be consequences in terms of your ability to sign up for future games of mine.

THE DECEASED

Kloaked, An Actual Doctor, Town Aligned D0 Plot Device, has been killed but not really

Spoonsy fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jun 18, 2020

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

me me me

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


BOOM, I AM IN

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Present

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.
I would like to play.

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
I will play your game

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


tut tut

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

I hope I can be Chris

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I’ll be Kaley Cuoco

Scientastic fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Jun 17, 2020

Tommu
Aug 4, 2019

O vanity of Sleep, Hope, Dream, endless Desire,
The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay
In

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Hal Incandenza posted:

I hope I can be Chris

Well, well, well, Hal Incandenza, I haven't seen you for drat near several weeks

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Heck yeah, new game, I am in it to win it.

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer
Awesome. 9/13 down, let's try to find those last 4.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Dibs on milkshake

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Face mask SINCE VOODOO IS A HOE

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer
I added the characters. If you've already signed up, grab one. If you're signing up, grab there.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

cheese sandwich posted:

Personification of covid SINCE VOODOO IS A HOE

I'm not a garden tool, and I prefer the term "sexually for sale."

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.
coivd.

Tommu
Aug 4, 2019

O vanity of Sleep, Hope, Dream, endless Desire,
The Horses of Disaster plunge in the heavy clay
The New York Forward Regional Dashboard

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Let's all be clear: I'm voting Rivers Cuomo with my first post of the game and I might not stop until he is gone.

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
please make me The Entirety Of The MTA - Trains, Busses, UV Cleaning, and Andy Byford

Voodoofly posted:

Let's all be clear: I'm voting Rivers Cuomo with my first post of the game and I might not stop until he is gone.

hardest possible same

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Voodoofly posted:

Let's all be clear: I'm voting Rivers Cuomo with my first post of the game and I might not stop until he is gone.

I went to high school with Rivers Cuomo, but he actually used a different name back then. He was nice then but I bet he's a tool now

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

But make me Chris

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Hal Incandenza posted:

I went to high school with Rivers Cuomo, but he actually used a different name back then. He was nice then but I bet he's a tool now

I grew up tangentially related to a couple music scenes in Southern California in the 90s. I've met him a few times at a lovely punk venue I used to work at in high school, and I was friends with a lot of people who knew him during that time.

He wasn't the biggest dick I met but he wasn't really cool either.

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer

Hal Incandenza posted:

But make me Chris

Just as a reminder you need to join the Discord

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I claim the ideally peaceful demonstrations

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Spoonsy posted:

Just as a reminder you need to join the Discord

I mean maybe if your invite hadn’t expired...

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer

Hal Incandenza posted:

I mean maybe if your invite hadn’t expired...

Fixed

https://discord.gg/yPCBK5j

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


As someone who loathes NYC and is a proud Boston local I’ll take the mayors are Bostonians one

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Good call Sandwolf

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Hal hit me up next time you go to Maine, I’ll bring da beers

sandnavyguy
Sep 12, 2015

I solemnly swear to read my PM, and not to attempt lunching spoonsy a third time. In please!

sandnavyguy
Sep 12, 2015

FauchI if you please, doctor Fauci.

xopods
Oct 26, 2010

Fine fine, let's do this.

People sometimes accuse me of treating the game like it's about me, so make me Andrew Cuomo and it'll be literally the case.

Spoonsy
Dec 6, 2005

Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Grimey Drawer
If we can find the last two, I can get this ready to roll on Monday

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ok sure why tf not

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I'll be "Too Many People In Central Park", as this is about the only role that translates into the UK.

There are way too many people in every park.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Mr. Steak posted:

ok sure why tf not

D1 Policy Vote

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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
SCIENTASIC gently caress YOU I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO CLAIM THAT ONE OMG

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