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Please be patient while I continue to update the thread. You can access the original here Don't forget to join our discord! There's a lot more going on there than just fantasy booking, and we've all grown to be a community and friends who support each other. There's also a special channel ran by Rarity and it's exactly what you expect it is. Welcome to Let's Play TEW 2013: The Death of WWE ran mostly by Hiram, with organizational and hijinks ran by yours truly. In the original thread, Hiram just wanted to play a nice, fun, quiet game of TEW with other goons but it quickly spiraled out of control as ideas were pitched for a scenario where the WWE has been run out of business and we start at the beginning of 2020 with 8 different promotions all making a mad dash to pick up all the formerly employed WWE Superstars to bolster their own rosters in an attempt to fill the massive void following the dismantlement of wrestling's largest promotion. The Scenario At the end of 2019, WWE has been completely dismantled and Vince McMahon has left the wrestling industry. In the vacuum that the WWE's absence has left, 8 promotions have stepped up to become the top wrestling promotion in a world without the WWE. Immediately after the dissolve of the WWE, bidding wars (A round-robin draft) was initiated to scoop up the remnants of the WWE roster (RAW, Smackdown, & NXT UK). Only NXT managed to survive because of good lawyers and vague paperwork listing Triple H as the owner of that brand, independently of the WWE. After the initial WWE bidding war, companies also started scooping up wrestlers from other promotions to bolster their roster and identity in the on-coming war for supremacy. The Meta-game This game is being played under pseudo Dungeons & Dragons and a TEW back-end to balance out the promotions that want to focus on either the role-playing or TEW aspect of this game. As such, viewer participation DOES play a role in this game, so make sure you cheer for your favorites and give feedback so companies can adjust accordingly. On the back-end, all results will be plugged into TEW, and every week promotions will be given 3 segments they can check the ratings on. PPVs will be run at the promotion's digression, with a maximum limit of one per month, but that promotion will be given the full TEW results for that PPV. Various challenges, quirks, and scenarios will be handed out to promotions depending on how well they're doing in the thread, TEW, or just the whim of Hiram and Real Foxy. The Players Each Promotion started with a quirk/perk related to their promotion. Some had fairly neutral options, while others had more serious drawbacks. Most promotions ended up getting free talent before the draft, and a handfull ended up getting wrestlers or authority figures with creative control that could dictate how they run their show. Oh god help us they're all maniacs posted:
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NXT 1/8: Tag Team Special, by Hal P. Hyde, exclusive to thesh00tinggallery.blogspot.com What a crazy week in the world of sports entertainment. Every company brought their A-game, there were over a dozen hours of new-era shows for fans to enjoy, and I think we can all agree that’s a very good thing. But now, it’s time for the Black and Gold Brand to set the pace again with the start of the Dusty Classic. The best division on the best show gets a spotlight. Let’s check it out. HHH welcomes us to NXT's Tag Special Once again, hard spotlight on The Creator to begin. Triple H puts over the history of tag team wrestling, both in and out of NXT. From legendary teams like DX, Evolution, and the Two Man Power Trip to modern classics like DIY, the Undisputed Era, and American Alpha, it is truly the gem of the business. He declares that tonight is a Tag Team Special, with all matches being contested between groups. What a treat for your intrepid reviewer. Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster vs Karrion Kross and ??? Andrews and Webster are out first, high fiving and stage diving. The fans love it, but soon it is time to fall and pray. Kross and Scarlett come out without their mystery partner. Then a storm strikes the arena, thunder and lightning raging around the Full Sail Arena. What could this mean? One final blast of thunder throws the arena into darkness. Scarlett informs us that The God of Thunder has descended upon us. Sure enough, Lashley comes out, wearing sharp new lightning bolt-emblazoned trunks. He looks like a million dollars and the two heels swarm over the unlucky Brits. You get the sense this one could end any time they wanted, but Kross and Lashley take their time, but eventually a Dominator fells Flash. I would not want to face these two in the semifinals, that’s for sure. Winners: Karrion Kross and Lashley Shane Thorne and Brendan Vink vs DIY After that surprise, we get a bit more of a known quantity, at least at first. The hungry duo of Shane Thorne and Brendan Vink look to upset early favorites Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa. Gargano offers a handshake at the beginning of the match, which is refused by Thorne. This would go on to set the tone for the rest of the encounter, with Shane and Brendan disrespecting both their opponents and the rules. However, they were not the only ones to dip into the villainous playbook. At the twelve minute mark, Vink grabbed a small package on Gargano and the upset seemed to be at hand, but Ciampa was able to suddenly convince the ref that the tag rope was malfunctioning and that it needed to be taken care of right this instant, allowing Gargano to reverse the pressure and get the 1 2 3 once that crisis was resolved. After the match, Thorne offered Gargano the same handshake, with less of a smile, and received a slap in the face for his trouble. Not sure who they are facing next, but that team had better watch out. We’ve seen what these two can do when the gloves are off. Winners: DIY Firefly Funhouse Bray Wyatt is shocked to see the change in DIY’s mindset. He tells that everyone has dark thoughts like that, but it’s important to never listen to them, or you’ll end up just like Him. He then starts to launch into another point, but Abby The Witch interrupts with laughter. She won’t stop laughing, what’s going on? Huskus and Ramblin’ Rabbit seem very worried. We finally get a look at the cackling witch and she looks different. After we get a few seconds to observe her new look, it fades to black. What lesson does this teach? Tegan Nox and Toni Storm vs Dakota Kai and ??? Up next, we are promised a series of non-tournament tag matches that will feature new faces on the black and gold brand. Out first is Tegan Nox, who has secured some backup in her quest to Shiniest Wizard Dakota Kai’s head right off her body: NXT UK luminary Toni Storm. Tegan calls out Dakota for a tag match, assuming she can find a partner she hasn’t backstabbed yet. Dakota and Raquel Gonzalez make their appearance, but Raquel isn’t dressed to compete. Dakota then says she has someone she sees eye to eye with and out comes recent AEW cut Penelope Ford, with Kip Sabian in tow. It seems that the pair are still tied together, and still Superbad. It’s clear that neither Nox or Storm have scouted Penelope Ford, so they are on the back foot in this contest. Just as it appears Toni Storm is about to build a head of steam and set up a big running clothesline, Kip Sabian jumps on the apron and grabs her. A kick from Nox sweeps his legs out, but the damage is done, and Toni walks straight into a stunner for the three count. I wonder if these two villains will maintain this relationship going forward. Winners: Dakota Kai and Penelope Ford WALTER, Donovan Dijakovic, and ??? vs Killian Dain, Bronson Reed, and ??? We are treated to two mystery partners for this one. Out first are the heels. WALTER comes out, still without the rest of Imperium, and is joined by Dijakovic. Joining them is former indie and Impact bruiser Willie Mack, who looks like he is all business here tonight. They stand in the ring and await their opponents. Our heroes also have an international flavor, as Killian Dain begins the entrances for his side. He is joined by the colossus from Down Under, because what this match really needed was a little more weight. But who will be their partner? In response, we hear the call of The World’s Largest Love Machine. Viscera. and out comes a giant man in the familiar beige pajamas as the saxophones blare. I’m not sure who this is, but he’s got to be 400 pounds at least, and his introduction declares him El Hijo De Viscera. So that’s happening. Anyway, there’s no time to dwell on that as there is nearly a ton of humanity in the ring and we are off to the races. This is just big meaty men slapping meat, and it is glorious. Frequent tags on both sides allow for a variety of matchups, and the most impressive moment is probably Dijakovic getting El Hijo De Viscera over his head for a scoop slam. Eventually, however, WALTER keeps big Bronson down for the count. This was fun. Winners: WALTER, Dijakovic, and Mack Io Shirai and Candace LaRae vs Bianca Belair and Asuka No surprise entrants here, just four of the best in the business doing their thing. I was somewhat surprised to see LaRae teaming with the villainous Shirai, but if the beginning of the show is anything to go off, the entire Garganoverse has decided it’s time to be evil and this just confirms it. The EST of NXT starts against Candace, and their match is predictably exciting, but after a few minutes, both are out of gas and it’s time to tag, bringing us a legit dream match. Asuka and Io Shirai are two of the best to come out of Japan and they bring the Joshi impact here in NXT. Stiff strikes, brutal submissions, and the most beautiful moonsault in the business follow as these two string together ten minutes of pure magic. Eventually, we get into another phase, as both teams make rapid tags to try to get the advantage, and Asuka grabs Candace in the Asuka Lock in the chaos for the submission victory. This was an absolute must-watch. Winners: Bianca Belair and Asuka Adam Cole vs Keith Lee Brawl However, we don’t have time to bask in the glow of that classic, as we are sent to the back where there is some sort of scuffle going on. Once a camera can get close enough, we see that Keith Lee and Adam Cole are tearing each other apart in the hallway. This is a crazy brawl, as both men employ anything they can get their hands on to try to destroy each other. Cole finds himself without his normal backup, but makes up for it with garbage can shots, thrown cups of coffee, and more. The exclamation point however, goes the other direction as Keith Lee ends the segment by hurling Cole bodily through a glass door into an office. We see Lee dust himself off and walk away, his point made. Winner?: Keith Lee Matt Riddle and Chad Gable vs Two Black Guys with Tattoos After their match last week was interrupted, it seems that Matt Riddle and Chad Gable ended up with enough respect for each other to join up and enter the Dusty Classic, but they have a tall order in front of them with the more practiced team of Ricochet and Aliester Black. This was a clash of styles, with the flying heroics and brutal strikes of the Two Guys against the pure grappling of the other two guys. A back and forth match ensued, with bursts of high speed action brought down after a takedown or suplex, only for an escape to start another sprint. Ricochet goes for a 630, but Riddle is able to twist around while the super hero flies and grab him in the Bromission for the tap. This was a fun little match. Winners: Matt Riddle and Chad Gable Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch vs Bobby Fish and Kyle O’Reilly And now finally our main event of the evening. Fish and O’Reilly are against the entire idea of this tournament, so they have decided to blow it up from the inside and win the title shot against themselves to prove no one else deserves it. Lorcan and Burch are underdogs with a puncher’s chance. The smashmouth duo is clearly not intimidated at all of the champions, coming straight for them with brutal strikes. However, The Undisputed Era haven’t been champions for months because they were bad at their jobs. They quickly regain the advantage and spend a few minutes working over Danny Burch. Once the hot tag to Oney is made though, things take a turn. Lorcan is a house of fire, throwing punches and elbows with wild abandon. Finally, after taking a moment to kick a prone Burch off the apron, Bobby Fish turns around into one last elbow strike, both men collapsing spent to the mat, Lorcan on top. The ref counts the fall, and Cinderella is headed to the semi-finals! The Undisputed Era can’t believe it. Lorcan and Burch can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. Wrestling is great. That’s our show. Winners: Lorcan and Burch Quick Results: Kross and Lashley def Webster and Andrews DIY def Thorne and Vink Kai and Ford def Nox and Storm WALTER, Dijakovic, and Mack def Dain, Reed, and El Hijo De Viscera Asuka and Belair def Shirai and LaRae Riddle and Gable def Two Black Guys With Tattoos Lorcan and Burch defeat The Undisputed Era
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Reposted from previous thread ROH Newswire - Four HOT matches announced for 1/13 Worldwide! On the next episode of Worldwide, LIVE from Philadelphia's 2300 Arena, we're bringing you 4 exciting tournament matches! After his big Tag Wars win on the first Worldwide of 2020, John Silver goes for seconds as he takes on a mystery competitor in the quarterfinals of the Top Prospect Tournament! Will this be Paul Heyman's Beast? In a high flying showcase, Uhaa Nation takes on Samuray Del Sol! Will Samuray be victorious in his Worldwide debut, or will Uhaa find him just Too Easy? Fujin and Raijin will take on the Squat Team in a Tag Wars quarterfinal! And in our main event, a mystery team will take on Generation Now of Alex Shelley and Austin Aries! Will Paul Heyman reveal two new dangerous allies on this episode? Also in action: Dalton Castle The Briscoes Psycho Clown makes his ROH debut! Who will win? Who will be revealed? Who is THE BEAST?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8VfziFZMGY I Before E fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jun 18, 2020 |
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Incredibly good thread title
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Big announcement to start off the new thread
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from The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Are Suspended > FIGHT ISLAND > Spoilers thread - Rovert was right [no spoiler tags]Xerzes posted:AEW Dark Spoilers for Jan Week 2 from The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Are Suspended > FIGHT ISLAND > AEW Discussion for 1/8: ForDDP vs Ferrari MasRafTer posted:AEW Dynamite Results: karmicknight fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jun 18, 2020 |
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i love tna
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Impact Wrestling Discussion for 01/03Jerusalem posted:Impact Wrestling Discussion for 01/10 is Blowing Up on Twitter KungFu Grip posted:TNA gonna TNA Lid posted:I guess you could say that this week’s Impact closed… with fireworks Cavauro posted:Athena was always good Gaz-L posted:Jungle Boy made a friend STAC Goat posted:This is a storyline, right? This has to be a storyline. No way does a company have two absolutely huge gently caress ups in the space of two shows. And why would they have so much pyro there? It has to be a storyline. But then why is it a storyline? What the hell story are they trying to tell? Impact is bad and I should stop watching? This doesn’t make a lick of god drat sense. But no company could actually gently caress up this bad for real. Cerebral Bore posted:
Red posted:Man, I really wanted to see Andrade/Devlin Benne posted:I want Maki Itoh to punt Enzo in the dick 22 Eargesplitten posted:Women’s match was legit, loved seeing Athena getting a new start after WWE wasted her. And her new look is absolute fire. Chris James 2 posted:
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This game is so good friends.
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Impact Curse owns. I should clarify I mean the in-universe curse.
karmicknight fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jun 19, 2020 |
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was in the shower thinking one day prince devitt will probably be crowned king and then he can appoint prince devlin hmm. i didn't read that other thread well enough and missed something. i don't really want to talk about devlin at this time. i'd like to take back what i've said here. i've never showered Cavauro fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jun 19, 2020 |
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gently caress why wasn't I notified abt this, this is all gold
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I don't understand a lot of this thread but what I do understand is that it is an extremely good thread
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IT'S TIME FOR...Corgan and Tharpe Productions posted:
Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Jun 20, 2020 |
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this is the best thread and I want to join the booking committee for The National Wrestling Alliance
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Hell yeah El Hijo De Viscera
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very excited for Southpaw Wrestling Alliance presents Lethal Leap Year
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