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Hey guys just a heads up I'm installing some ultrabright aftermarket LED headlights in my truck. I've had my truck lifted so these twin light cannons are going to be focused directly on your rearview mirror if you drive a Toyota Camry, Subaru Forester, Honda Civic, or other soy-latte guzzling libtard cuck car. I'm going to tailgate and drive as close as possible behind you, and swerve in my lane while I attempt to cue up another Jordan Peterson talk on my shattered Iphone. They are going to be bright as gently caress, they will cut a beam of blinding bright blue/white light through our already reasonably well lit suburban streets. This kitted out Ford Raptor only gets driven to the supermarket, bar, and to work, but is an absolute necessity to a tier-1 operator like myself. As the general manager of a Batteries Plus, you just never know when you're going to have to get tactical. "Jesus loving christ, this guy with the lights", you're going to say to your partner as you flip the rearview mirror away, your pupils dilating in a futile attempt to focus on the road in front of you. "Are his brights on? What the gently caress?", you'll say aloud to nobody as you drive home from pulling a late one at the office. No, they are not. These are my normal headlights. They may not be street legal but I'm not too worried considering the huge blue lives Punisher decal I've slapped on the back of this bad boy. Ain't nobody loving with that. Have a nice night, pussy. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jun 18, 2020 |
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Jun 18, 2020 10:36
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if you don't have an auto-dimming mirror in your car in 2020 you deserve to be blinded and swerve off a bridge because of the op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 18, 2020 11:06
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i take the train op not willing to risk my life in traffic
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Jun 18, 2020 11:09
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Lol jokes on you op, just makes it easier to see to empty out my piss bottles. 
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Jun 18, 2020 11:15
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r u ready to WALK posted:i take the train op Yeah well its a mans world better get used to living in it
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Jun 18, 2020 11:18
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Oh hey! I saw your car the other day. Pretty sweet beams! A lot like that scene in Sunshine. Sorry, have to keep this post short. Doctors still trying to save my eyes.
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Jun 18, 2020 11:35
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Seems like the OP is actually making fun of being cool as hell
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Jun 18, 2020 11:37
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Unfortunately for you, the back of my car is a flawless parabolic mirror which directly reflects all light back into the eyes of drivers behind me.
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Jun 18, 2020 11:39
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Donnerberg posted:Oh hey! I saw your car the other day. Pretty sweet beams! A lot like that scene in Sunshine. Should've been wearing your Oakley Ballistic Tac Frames, brah. I never take mine off, not even while making doggystyle only sex with my overweight, timid wife.
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Jun 18, 2020 11:39
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Jeza posted:Unfortunately for you, the back of my car is a flawless parabolic mirror which directly reflects all light back into the eyes of drivers behind me. I have actually considered doing this on several occasions. I drive a two-seater, so it would theoretically only involve getting a reflective material, hinging it along the bottom of the rear windshield, and adding some sort of clip at the top of the rear windshield. The material would lay flat on the parcel shelf behind me, and I could just flip it up into position when encountering the situation descibed in the OP. Although given the angle of the rear windshield, it would probably just redirect light upward versus backwards.
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Jun 18, 2020 12:05
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Any of you boys try flipping a parabolic mirror on me FIRST OF ALL I've got my tac frames on and it's not gonna do a loving thing. SECOND I'm not afraid of pulling a PIT maneuver I learned from watching my DVD collection of Worlds Wildest Police Videos in my finished mancave basement. YOU BOYS KNOW THE RULES 
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Jun 19, 2020 09:01
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Ratjaculation posted:if you don't have an auto-dimming mirror in your car in 2020 you deserve to be blinded and swerve off a bridge because of the op Poor people hatred
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Jun 19, 2020 09:18
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This man hates people lacking dinero. A swine
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Jun 19, 2020 09:18
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its fine i ride a bike one request if you do hit me make sure it kills me outright sell my worldly belonging at market price and donate it to my friends to have a good party night
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Jun 19, 2020 09:25
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This man hates people lacking dinero. A swine Ay bro truth be told I pull a bit of water at the batteries plus but if you need to finance your Prius or whatever go talk to my uncle Big Bill Hell, Home of Challenge Pissing.
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Jun 19, 2020 09:34
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OP, on narrow roads you will literally blind oncoming drivers in the other lane, especially on curves. Maybe one will be driving a twenty ton truck which will end your dangerous idiocy for good without hopefully harming themselves. In the event of a head on collision, should both drivers live, one of the first things the other driver will tell the cops is how blinding your Klieg lights were. This willl go in the accident report, and since your illegal modification caused damage to property and person, you'll be legally liable for all damages and won't be covered by insurance. Hopefully that would put you off the road for good.
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Jun 19, 2020 10:12
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perfect now i can finally see you through my limo tints on every window wait why does everything look so dark and i can't see poo poo around me at night? can you link me the led lights you got? maybe ones with those angel eyes too i feel like the stock lights are weak sauce and i just need brighter headlights im already driving with highbeams but i still can't see anything right next to me at night
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Jun 19, 2020 10:32
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BigBadSteve posted:OP, on narrow roads you will literally blind oncoming drivers in the other lane, especially on curves. Maybe one will be driving a twenty ton truck which will end your dangerous idiocy for good without hopefully harming themselves. Looks like someone had a kale salad for dinner! ♤♡◇♧
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Jun 19, 2020 15:29
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Like I "get" it, but you're still pissing me off! Driving behind you people with a hangover...
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Jun 19, 2020 15:31
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True story. When I was young my dad had one of those million candle power hand held lights that plug in to the cigarette lighter. He used that to point back at cars w bright lights. He was an rear end in a top hat then, as is today.
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Jun 19, 2020 15:36
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The_Continental posted:Hey guys just a heads up I'm installing some ultrabright aftermarket LED headlights in my truck. I've had my truck lifted so these twin light cannons are going to be focused directly on your rearview mirror if you drive a Toyota Camry, Subaru Forester, Honda Civic, or other soy-latte guzzling libtard cuck car. I'm going to tailgate and drive as close as possible behind you, and swerve in my lane while I attempt to cue up another Jordan Peterson talk on my shattered Iphone. They are going to be bright as gently caress, they will cut a beam of blinding bright blue/white light through our already reasonably well lit suburban streets. This kitted out Ford Raptor only gets driven to the supermarket, bar, and to work, but is an absolute necessity to a tier-1 operator like myself. As the general manager of a Batteries Plus, you just never know when you're going to have to get tactical. That's a helluva lot of feelings to project because a dude replaced a burned out headlight.
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Jun 19, 2020 15:42
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OP sounds like you're on the right track but you need to add some LED light bars, it's a dark world out there these days and it takes more than just aftermarket headlights to illuminate it all
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Jun 19, 2020 15:51
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Looks like Clara Barton patched that image up and sent it back out to make rounds herself
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Jun 19, 2020 16:14
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I had no idea that a headlight could cost over $10 till my wife got an audi
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Jun 19, 2020 16:24
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putting on my 2,000 lumen headlight for my gentle cycle commute home on shared paths.
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Jun 19, 2020 16:41
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The_Continental posted:Looks like someone had a kale salad for dinner!
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Jun 19, 2020 16:51
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God. loving dammit You guys. I don't care about cars and trucks at all. I don't. I don't care about them at all, that's why I don't know about them. I laugh off knowing about them and brush aside any info or topic about them because WHO CARES about them? I DON'T. I just needed to post about them to talk about them and how DUMB they are. NOT how mad I am about them, because I'm not because I don't know anything about them or aftermarket parts like headlights that you can buy and add to them to modify their performance much like a gaming PC. WHICH I WOULDN'T DO. Because of how RIDICULOUS that is. Headlights?! I've never even USED THEM. I hate them! Except when they shine in my eyes like Jim Bob MORON and his XTC 4800 Cobalt Vipers that he probably got at LITECORE.NET last week during their SALE NOT THAT I'D KNOW ABOUT IT FROM THEIR FORUMS LMAO gently caress THOSE IDIOTS I HATE IT WHAT MORONS YOU GUYS LOL
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Jun 19, 2020 16:56
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Haha ayy woah ayy
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Jun 19, 2020 17:16
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SO DEMANDING posted:OP sounds like you're on the right track but you need to add some LED light bars, it's a dark world out there these days and it takes more than just aftermarket headlights to illuminate it all  
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Jun 19, 2020 17:21
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I have pop up headlights. It’s fun to pop em up and down.
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Laslow posted:I have pop up headlights. It’s fun to pop em up and down.
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Jun 20, 2020 01:59
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Good. HAving those ultra mega bright headlights flooding the road in front of you with light actually makes your pupils smaller. Which reduces your ability to see further down the road. This is a hindrance at night, when you know, its already dark so you have more difficulty to begin with, seeing things further down the road. I hope you hit a pothole, which causes a tire to blow out and then you get in a horrible crash, paralyzing yourself that way instead of being put out of your misery by dying, you have to live the rest of your life as an invalid. Paying for the consequences of your actions and wishing you were dead every time you have to call for someone to come over and change your diaper after you've simultaneously poo poo and pissed yourself.
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Jun 20, 2020 18:45
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BigBadSteve posted:OP, on narrow roads you will literally blind oncoming drivers in the other lane, especially on curves. Maybe one will be driving a twenty ton truck which will end your dangerous idiocy for good without hopefully harming themselves. I'm jerking it while reading this.
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Jun 20, 2020 18:54
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wesleywillis posted:Good. HAving those ultra mega bright headlights flooding the road in front of you with light actually makes your pupils smaller. Which reduces your ability to see further down the road. This is a hindrance at night, when you know, its already dark so you have more difficulty to begin with, seeing things further down the road. What a mean thing to say to a goon
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Jun 20, 2020 19:04
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I know its bad but I actually want douchey bright lights and lift kit on my truck. Maybe even a monster decal so people know how "kyle" I am  I'll just keep driving it stock though, since I'm poor and lazy.
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Jun 20, 2020 19:10
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The stock headlights on my truck actually COULD be brighter and I look forward to one of them going wonky on me or something so I have an excuse to put in "EyeBall Sorcher Welding Arc 69420"s so I can see better idgaf about some nerdling wimp cowering in fear because "seeing things" and "light" terrify them. Goddamn nerds.* *In all honesty I've complained about super high intensity lights in the past and don't intend to go overboard and also think I'd like a slight upgrade to my own truck so I intend to strike a happy medium. Fuggin deal with that horrible realization, AMERICA.
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Jun 20, 2020 19:17
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So glad I'm installing a popup mirror in my rear window.
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Jun 20, 2020 20:03
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When I was younger and working in a production warehouse as a temp job sometimes on my way into work at like 5 am I'd end up with a lifted truck with blinding headlights following me for the last dozen or so miles of the commute because he worked at the same place. Guy was a forklift driver, ended up getting fired on the spot for bumping into poo poo on his forklift while on the phone. Not a big surprise. Oblivious driver on his own time, oblivious driver at work.
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Jun 20, 2020 20:06
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How is "Driving behind you to the same place you're going, at the same time you're going there" 'oblivious'?
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