4th of july cancelled this year

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getting replaced with go-sit-in-the-corner-and-think-about-what-youve-done day

# ? Jun 19, 2020 20:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:47

frump truck: hello... again!

Coyote forum next Wednesday

# ? Jun 19, 2020 20:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

molotov cocktails instead of fireworks. no beer allowed b/c beer is over as of july 4th

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# ? Jun 19, 2020 20:07

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

prepuce repurposed posted:

molotov cocktails instead of fireworks. no beer allowed b/c beer is over as of july 4th

it's independence day alright... but from who :twisted:

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# ? Jun 19, 2020 20:57

nut

I�m gonna drink like we�re doing it twice and also in Canada

# ? Jun 19, 2020 21:14

Twenty Four

NO HECK NO! I will drink my Canadian Club and Canada Dry ginger ale and watch fire works and you cant cancel that unless you come to my house and then we will just party unless you are a huge jerk!

E: not in Canada

# ? Jun 20, 2020 15:48

vanisher

Oh what, the holiday? No, thats being moved to the 3rd, we are removing that date from the calendar.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:30

vanisher

Kids when I was your age July went from the third to the fourth THEN to the fifth.

"Wow what a wild time to live"

# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:31

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Here for the coyote forum

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 16:34

nut

the Colin firth of July

# ? Jun 20, 2020 17:22

vanisher

nut posted:

the Colin firth of July

Was July his mom's name

July: Naming my kid "Fourth"

# ? Jun 20, 2020 17:30

nut

vanisher posted:

Was July his mom's name

July: Naming my kid "Fourth"

july: ah dang it I raised him in south africa by mistake

# ? Jun 20, 2020 17:32

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

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Here for the coyote forum

oh kira, you crazy pup

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 18:24

Ass-penny

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Tell Kira I love her.

Not too worried if they cancel this dumbass holiday, I haven't celebrated in years.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

im not worried about you guys but if they cancel canada day the queen is coming back and she looks mean as hell

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

every year on july 1st we shoot rockets and scream a lot to scare the monarchy back to their island and i don't know whats going to happen this year

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Trading punches in the arm with your friends instead of lighting fireworks so no one shoots their eye out; first one to cry loses!

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# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:10

nut

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Trading punches in the arm with your friends instead of lighting fireworks so no one shoots their eye out; first one to cry loses!

what if u cry but not from the punches

# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

nut posted:

what if u cry but not from the punches

You get an IOU for something to cry about

# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:16

FutonForensic

no thx. i got all the fireworks i need in the bedroom. god bless :cheers:

# ? Jun 20, 2020 20:23

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Aren't we still in March anyway, whose got time for July.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 21:58

google THIS

If you were born on the 4th of July it probably means your mom had a particularly miserable sweaty labor.

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:00

Goons Are Gifts

With a bit of timing though you come out with fireworks

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:14

FluffieDuckie

Heather Papps posted:

every year on july 1st we shoot rockets and scream a lot to scare the monarchy back to their island and i don't know whats going to happen this year

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:41

Robot Made of Meat

google THIS posted:

If you were born on the 4th of July it probably means your mom had a particularly miserable sweaty labor.

My dad was born on the 4th. And it was a LONG time ago, so . . . yeah.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

So.....

GREEBMAS???!???!?!!111ONE!!111

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Greebmas in July?! think of the children :ohdearsass:

# ? Jun 20, 2020 23:52

google THIS

We've set up curbside service this year so you can throw tea into the harbor from the safety of your car.

# ? Jun 22, 2020 03:04

vanisher

why can't I just mail in my tea why do I need to go to one harbor and wait in long lines to cast my tea in

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 04:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Today I called my dad to tell him I love him and that he's a great dad. There was a lot of back and forth what with the fact that he takes every call on speaker by default so mom can always hear the convo and chime in.

Today I heard my first phone call with an *extremely* audible dad fart. Thanks to serendipity it ended the conversation early. That takes experience and wisdom in dad's part I reckon. Or maybe it was just beef gas as is tradition :shrug: