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ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!
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Jun 19, 2020 22:01
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Why aren't there more redheaded and people of colour Disney princess? Or DoD monsters? Huh?! |
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Jun 19, 2020 22:17
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Rolling a 1d20 to see if my "eye exam" spell hits the beholder
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Jun 19, 2020 22:25
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Stooge posted:Rolling a 1d20 to see if my "eye exam" spell hits the beholder Beholder: Uh... E? W... I think that's a U? gently caress! Guess I'm gonna need a monocle Bright Bart posted:Why aren't there more redheaded and people of colour Disney princess? Or DoD monsters? Huh?! Let's defrost Walt's head and ask him! |
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Jun 19, 2020 23:04
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the problem with 11 eyes is i fell in love at first sight with that many people all at once and now i'm conflicted as hell
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Jun 20, 2020 00:02
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! I rolled a 14. |
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Jun 20, 2020 00:36
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The Mighty Moltres posted:I rolled a 14. It's one of the nicest 14s I've ever seen rolled, you should be proud of it. |
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Jun 20, 2020 01:32
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Rolling a d20 to see if my next post in this thread will be any good...
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Jun 20, 2020 08:38
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butts
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Jun 20, 2020 08:38
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So do I go next, or does the beholder? |
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Jun 20, 2020 10:04
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Proof positive. |
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Jun 20, 2020 10:50
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! goldmine |
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Jun 20, 2020 23:58
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there ain't no "I" in "beholder"
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Jun 21, 2020 00:20
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Manifisto posted:there ain't no "I" in "beholder" there is one, however, in his new jersey cousin, the behoilder |
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Jun 21, 2020 00:21
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The Mighty Moltres posted:So do I go next, or does the beholder? You win! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 21, 2020 01:11
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Manifisto posted:there is one, however, in his new jersey cousin, the behoilder AY, I'M BEHOILDIN' HERE
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Jun 21, 2020 07:48
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Stooge posted:AY, I'M BEHOILDIN' HERE lmao |
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Jun 21, 2020 08:59
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Stooge posted:AY, I'M BEHOILDIN' HERE
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Jun 21, 2020 15:34
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Bright Bart posted:Why aren't there more redheaded and people of colour Disney princess? Or DoD monsters? Huh?! I just imagine they're all redheaded monsters of colour. Even the dragons. Especially the dragons. |
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Jun 22, 2020 00:41
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The only one I'm beholden to is my wife! Am I right, fellas?!
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Jun 22, 2020 04:19
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The only one I'm beholden to is my wife! Am I right, fellas?! happy wife happy cloud strife man tell u what dadgum |
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Jun 22, 2020 05:56
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:The only one I'm beholden to is my wife! Am I right, fellas?! whats it like being married to a beholder what do you tell her if she asks whether this eyeshadow makes her look fat
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Jun 22, 2020 19:28
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Manifisto posted:whats it like being married to a beholder "Not as fat as dat rear end"
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Jun 22, 2020 19:35
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jpeg posted:"Not as fat as dat rear end" We're going to have to ignore that fact |
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Jun 23, 2020 05:28
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Why was the beholder that greeted Jack Burton and crew so weird looking? |
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Jun 23, 2020 18:49
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It had the two eyes where eyes should be, versus just the one eye 
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Jun 23, 2020 19:04
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His big magic eye was on the end of his tongue! |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:13
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My tattoo artist did my beholder freehand and while I love it, little dude has too many eye stalks. 14/10 would get another. |
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Jun 23, 2020 19:15
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"eye of the beholder" sounds like an inspirational song played during the training montage of some scrappy underdog d&d character
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Jun 23, 2020 19:22
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Risin' up, back back from the dead Got my gear and my stuff back Went the distance, now I'm back with my group Just a tank and his will to survive So many times, it happens too fast You fail your save on the roll, see- Don't lose your grip your Party's screams they won't last You must fight just to keep them alive It's the Eye of the Beholder, who is winning this fight Those casting eyes are really testing my survival With the last living eyestalk has its prey in its sight There's good loot if I slay the Eye... of the Beholder |
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Jun 23, 2020 23:59
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Risin' up, back back from the dead 
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Jun 24, 2020 00:13
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look at these stalks isnt they neat wouldnt you think my collections complete wouldnt ya think i'm the girl who has eeeeeeeverythiiiiiiiiing |
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Jun 24, 2020 06:08
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clammy posted:look at these stalks under my gaze under my gaze! darling you've fallen under my thrall and all is a haze! the last vestige of conscious thought is seen and comes to simply naught no more free willing just ocular killing under my gaze!
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Jun 24, 2020 06:41
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