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Jun 21, 2020 03:54
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The first fanfic I ever wrote was Terminator 3 (this was before the real Terminator 3 came out). I was seven years old. It was one page along and the only thing I remember is the humans and terminators learned to cooperate and be friends. Anyway now I live in a van down by the river. Fanfiction, not even once.
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Jun 21, 2020 03:57
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Maybe this is just a canadian thing
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Jun 21, 2020 03:57
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hakimashou posted:jesus  
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Jun 21, 2020 04:02
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Maybe this is just a canadian thing No, that's the absurd amount of Due South fanfiction.  admittedly, Paul Gross is a hottie. there's still a lot being made for Due South
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Jun 21, 2020 04:05
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Who has that insane Stephen King fanfiction where Blaine the Mono is a human for some reason and he's riding in a car through Desperation with Tak and they're lovers? It got posted in GBS years ago and it got jammed in my head because it was just so drat bizarre.
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Jun 21, 2020 04:08
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I once read a Jesus/Judas slash story that I am convinced had better apologetics and more moral theology than most actual religious writing out there. It also contained, memorably, the only reference I have ever seen to Judas Iscariot "scampering." Do you think there's Obama slash? Obviously there's going to be weird failed parody things of him and Trump or Bin Laden or whoever, but I wonder if there are any earnestly sincere epics about loyalty flowering into romance amongst the exigencies of duty between him and Biden.
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Jun 21, 2020 04:10
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Applewhite posted:The first fanfic I ever wrote was Terminator 3 (this was before the real Terminator 3 came out). I was seven years old. thats better than the real terminabor 3
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Jun 21, 2020 04:31
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I have no idea what's going on here. I know I used to think I was kinky and wild until the internet happened. Turns out nah, I was just a good vanilla at best Women are writing about hockey guys?? Hockey is dorky
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Jun 21, 2020 04:59
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If I was going to write a fanfic thing it would be about Darryl from the Walking Dead Turns out he likes brainy older weirdo brunettes Who knew
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Jun 21, 2020 05:03
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Don't get me wrong, fanfiction owns. However, hockey
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Jun 21, 2020 05:16
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hate hoot posted:Do you think there's Obama slash? Obviously there's going to be weird failed parody things of him and Trump or Bin Laden or whoever, but I wonder if there are any earnestly sincere epics about loyalty flowering into romance amongst the exigencies of duty between him and Biden. 
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Jun 21, 2020 05:19
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hate hoot posted:I once read a Jesus/Judas slash story that I am convinced had better apologetics and more moral theology than most actual religious writing out there. It also contained, memorably, the only reference I have ever seen to Judas Iscariot "scampering." 
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Jun 21, 2020 07:18
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Wtf
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Jun 21, 2020 07:23
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TLDR but I'm assuming it involves burly hockey men pucking each other with their curved hockey sticks
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Jun 21, 2020 07:38
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Pick posted:Don't get me wrong, fanfiction owns. However, hockey You know and I know that we are the gender that came up with NASCAR Romance Novels. Wait, I wonder if there's... Yup.  34,161 words.
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Jun 21, 2020 07:59
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Pick posted:No, that's the absurd amount of Due South fanfiction. ok i think i finally understand this thread
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Jun 21, 2020 07:59
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I have no interest in reading these stories but just wanted to pop in and say real person fic is super gross and I don’t understand why it’s so popular.
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Jun 21, 2020 15:19
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Alien Sex Manual posted:I have no interest in reading these stories but just wanted to pop in and say real person fic is super gross and I don’t understand why it’s so popular. I completely agree and it grosses me out, but that's also why I didn't know about this until yesterday. I wasn't looking, but apparently it's a pretty hot topic because there are a lot of people who agree that it's gross and wish that their favorite Miami Vice eroticateer was doing something else
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Jun 21, 2020 15:28
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We men just like looking at big titties Women spend hours (days?) writing elaborate gay slash fiction about hockey players Who is the hornier sex?
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Jun 21, 2020 15:39
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Universe Master posted:We men just like looking at big titties Someone post the heat map of what men and women look at when they see a picture of a baseball player, and how men still look at his dick waaaaaay more Also, the very odd detail, is that only 7800 of the 24,000 hockey fanfics are the highest rating (Explicit). A very high percentage are not strictly speaking pornographic, but still feature long and flowing romances. I actually don't know if it's weirder to write about real people loving, which is plenty weird, or real people like… Cuddling with the implication that you know that they gently caress but not right now
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Jun 21, 2020 15:46
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All the stories have loving. But the explicit ones have hardcore hosed up rear end pounding.
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Jun 21, 2020 15:47
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If you read the licensed NASCAR Harlequin Romance novels you'd know that women have a sick, sexual depravity for men who can only turn left.
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Jun 21, 2020 15:51
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Pick posted:Someone post the heat map of what men and women look at when they see a picture of a baseball player, and how men still look at his dick waaaaaay more Gotta know what he's gonna come out swinging with.
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Jun 21, 2020 15:52
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Pick posted:Someone post the heat map of what men and women look at when they see a picture of a baseball player, and how men still look at his dick waaaaaay more. lol
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Jun 21, 2020 15:59
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Barudak posted:If you read the licensed NASCAR Harlequin Romance novels you'd know that women have a sick, sexual depravity for men who can only turn left. pff how'd that work out for you, faiz shakir
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Jun 21, 2020 16:40
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Jun 21, 2020 16:41
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Catalina posted:You know and I know that we are the gender that came up with NASCAR Romance Novels. angst  first time
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Jun 21, 2020 16:43
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Women have sideways eyes, I take it.
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Jun 21, 2020 16:43
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Universe Master posted:Women have sideways eyes, I take it. women, who don't understand sports  , are examining for a kaiser's helmet to assess danger levels.
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Jun 21, 2020 16:44
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dudes are just big fans of wieners in general, whether or not its their own
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Jun 21, 2020 16:52
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there's not much for curling... but it is there and extremely wholesome
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Jun 21, 2020 16:55
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 noam dar?!?!?!
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Jun 21, 2020 16:57
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Low percentage of women looking at the fart zone, no eyes on the actual butt just the spray area.
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Jun 21, 2020 16:58
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Pick posted:pff how'd that work out for you, faiz shakir You can learn all about it in my biography "The Sheik's Secret Baby: A Secret Baby Romance (Secret Heirs of Billionaires Book 3697)"
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Jun 21, 2020 16:59
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Jun 21, 2020 17:03
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Jun 21, 2020 17:08
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How many are there that are inspired by the buttfumble? It's hard to get sexier than watching a quarterback run into his own center's rear end. I'm straight and can still appreciate a good dick when I see one.
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Jun 21, 2020 17:09
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you: haha you don't have to watch with me. i know baseball is kind of boring  wife: baseball's not boring! i love spending time with you. i'm glad we have something we can do together wife's brain: 
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Jun 21, 2020 17:15
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I remember someone gifting me a romance novel about the NBA and the fictional star was named Mike Giamarina or something and I had to quit at the notion that that name could belong to anything but a contributor player.
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Jun 21, 2020 17:20
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