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Ah yes, rubber-hose maple syrup boating

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:21

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 09:31

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

up ya nose widda syrup hose

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:39

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

whoa "syrup hose" cool new name for your ding dong

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:40

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Doctor Dogballs posted:

whoa "syrup hose" cool new name for your ding dong

So that�s what they mean when they say �hoser�

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:48

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

whoa "syrup hose" cool new name for your ding dong

The scientific name for a Maple is Acer.
Gives a whole new meaning to "ace in the hole"

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:48

Manifisto

Doctor Dogballs posted:

whoa "syrup hose" cool new name for your ding dong

sorry op, syrup gushers� are not legally related to hostess ding dongs�

that is, unless the merger goes through

which it will

in which case you are under arrest for trademark insider trading

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:51

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Donate it to charity. Donate all of your possessions to charity. Sell your house. Buy a tiny house. Write a book about it and make millions.

Trading the gravy boat for the gravy train

# ? Jun 22, 2020 02:57

Finger Prince

nut posted:

Nice wine decanter you got there, nut!

# ? Jun 22, 2020 03:42

Kalit: The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

The Voice of Labor posted:

I just ate gravy on something. why make it a seasonal thing?

you should leave some bouillon and flour in your boat to serve as a constant reminder of what it should be filled with

Pro-tip: gravy on re-heated Chinese food is killer.

# ? Jun 22, 2020 04:57

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

nut posted:

While you are up there
I below, unfilled, but loved
yet what will i hold

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idk why I made this but I'm laughing at it so it must be a good post

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 04:59

Escape From Noise

Kids are calling it "Gravy Boating", and it's deadly spread is anything but "All Gravy"! Up next: how to tell if your teen has hopped on the gravy train, and how to stop them. If they haven't already started.

# ? Jun 22, 2020 06:16

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Kids are calling it "Gravy Boating", and it's deadly spread is anything but "All Gravy"! Up next: how to tell if your teen has hopped on the gravy train, and how to stop them. If they haven't already started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV9yvGGNaiQ

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 13:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

buy 2+ more gravy boats. they call it ridin the gravy train

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 15:02

Manifisto

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Kids are calling it "Gravy Boating", and it's deadly spread is anything but "All Gravy"! Up next: how to tell if your teen has hopped on the gravy train, and how to stop them. If they haven't already started.

one clue: empty tide pods in your trash

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 22, 2020 18:29

2 penny bottle imp: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SCUMMER

looks like you've got yourself a nice potpourri pontoon, OP

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

still waiting for the bank to approve my gravy jet ski loan

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:18

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:21

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imagine a carnival cruise gravy ship

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:21

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

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imagine a carnival cruise gravy ship

i just did but gis didn't have any funny results

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:22

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owlhawk911 posted:

this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:22

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:24

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 20:26

nut

ya i guess those gravy boats are cool i mean mine is better but those ones are good too im not worried because mine is cooler even if we're in the dead of the offseason and it just sits on the shelf and i cant really derive any joy from putting seemingly anything else in it and it just sits there on the shelf watching me sleep and game and i definitely dont worry about it while im doing either of those things its cool im really excited to use it the next time the extended family comes down for a visit unless it's my step uncle anjou he's vegan and even though i've told him there are a figurative bouty of vegan gravy recipes he says he's against the idea of the gravy but i dont think hes against the idea of gravy boats but i should check i wouldnt be willing to hide it but i dont see why my step uncle anjou would need to come in my bedroom on one of his visits i guess maybe if he wanted to see my puppet collection

# ? Jun 22, 2020 21:28

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bedroom gravy boat huh

much like the gravy itself, this plot is thickening

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# ? Jun 22, 2020 21:31

Escape From Noise

The differences between a gravy boat and a neti pot are negligible

# ? Jun 23, 2020 06:27

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

bedroom gravy boat huh

much like the gravy itself, this plot is thickening

Hanging a gravy boat from the doorknob so my housemate knows I have a date over and we are not to be disturbed.

# ? Jun 23, 2020 06:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hanging a gravy boat from the doorknob so my housemate knows I have a date over and we are not to be disturbed.

Lol

# ? Jun 23, 2020 06:45

Stooge

upend that gravy boat and place it upon your head, watch as it goes from a gravy boat to a gravy boater

or buy another, slap some wheels on them, and use em as roller-skates. Cos when you think about it, feet are just hard and slightly hairy gravy

# ? Jun 23, 2020 08:28

The Voice of Labor

2 whole pages and we don't know what nut will do with their gravy boat in the off season.

# ? Jun 23, 2020 10:21

Escape From Noise

What will happen on the next season of American Gravy Off?

# ? Jun 23, 2020 10:51

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There's still plenty of meat on that gravy boat. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!

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# ? Jun 23, 2020 12:41

more falafel please: forums poster

they say the two happiest days of your life are the day you buy your gravy boat, and the day you sell your gravy boat

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# ? Jan 25, 2021 23:49

Prof. Crocodile

Gonna by a gravy boat and name it "your mom".

# ? Jan 26, 2021 00:40

Escape From Noise

Cradle 2 the Gravy Boat

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:27

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Hey, you find yourself to put a lid on that thing, fill it partway with some gravy, put a downstem through the lid into the gravy, and suck off the spout, and you got yourself a nice new homemade gravy boat bong.

# ? Jan 26, 2021 01:51