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So he's been using my gmail address as his throwaway e-mail for signing up for stuff. In other words, pretend my name is Ralph Bifident well I have an email address that is rbiffident@gmail.com my 15 year old nephew is named Ryan Bifident so he uses rbiffident@gmail.com as his throwaway. Why does this matter? Well I was doing some online shopping. One of the places that I've been known to do that at has two different URLs that they sell things from each uses its own login credentials. It's been a really long time since I bought anything from this particular seller so I forgot which URL to use. I used the wrong one and when I entered my e-mail and password it just kept telling me my password was incorrect. So I went through the password change thingy and logged in. This particular website looks at the things you've bought and searched for and gives you recommendations based on that. Well the recommendation list was pretty much entirely AR-15 stuff and fleshlights/weird gently caress toys shaped like various women's body parts. I was a little confused as these are two things that I've never even had a slight interest in shopping for. I looked at my profile and instead of saying "Ralph" at the top of the page it says "Ryan." I have seen things I am not supposed to see. These are things that I didn't really need to know. Just thought I'd share that with you guys.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:29
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Look at the bright side OP, if his birthday is coming up, you can buy him something he really likes.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:38
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You just gave me a terrible idea. I was about to launch photoshop but google says it's aleady a thing: Can you do another contest where I get to win this?
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Jun 22, 2020 17:42
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“But officer, it was my nephew who purchased these nefarious objects! Why look, here is a post I made on the Something Awful dot com forums exactly one week ago complaining about this very issue!” I’m on to you OP! *makes watching-you motion with fingers*
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Jun 22, 2020 17:44
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Looks like his parents never had "the talk" with him. About putting your dick inside assault rifles.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:44
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Looks like his parents never had "the talk" with him. About putting your dick inside assault rifles. This is all very confusing.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:45
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Bronze Fonz posted:You just gave me a terrible idea. I was about to launch photoshop but google says it's aleady a thing: This uh, thing, seems ill-conceived.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:45
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Look, not trying to out myself here, but you're making a mistake by assuming your nephew is some kind of unchaste Onanist with that Fleshlight. Please don't go spreading rumors. In fact, a Fleshlight makes an excellent improvised silencer for an AR-15 and it looks like all he's doing to prepping for a school shooting. Please do not sexualize his harmless behavior!
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Jun 22, 2020 17:45
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Looks like his parents never had "the talk" with him. About putting your dick inside assault rifles. A sexual assault rifle, as it were.
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Jun 22, 2020 17:46
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The Bramble posted:Look, not trying to out myself here, but you're making a mistake by assuming your nephew is some kind of unchaste Onanist with that Fleshlight. Please don't go spreading rumors. In fact, a Fleshlight makes an excellent improvised silencer for an AR-15 and it looks like all he's doing to prepping for a school shooting. Please do not sexualize his harmless behavior! 
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Jun 22, 2020 18:02
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We're gonna find out you don't have a nephew and this is one of your divergent personalities aren't we, you Pump-Action-Pussy-Purchaser
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Jun 22, 2020 18:06
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If your real name was Literally A Person, then your nephew would be L. Person and you could start calling him Loser Person as a funny nickname haha
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Jun 22, 2020 18:10
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Lol OP you let a kid get your password. 
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Jun 22, 2020 18:11
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I'm confused, why would he use your email address, even for junk email? does he know it's your email address? does he not have an email address? this is the part that makes no sense to me, not the whole gently caress toy thing...
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Jun 22, 2020 18:12
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Start signing him up for weird fetish sites, OP. Help him learn.
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Jun 22, 2020 18:13
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OP you can easily find out his personal information and legally change his name. I suggest to something cool like "Buttface", and when he asks "why you calling me buttface" you can say "that's your name check with the government".
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Jun 22, 2020 18:19
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I'm confused, why would he use your email address, even for junk email? does he know it's your email address? does he not have an email address? this is the part that makes no sense to me, not the whole gently caress toy thing... hes using it for poo poo he doesnt want emails from I think
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Jun 22, 2020 18:36
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makes you wonder what he'd do if his whole world collapsed in on him
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Jun 22, 2020 18:38
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I'm confused, why would he use your email address, even for junk email? does he know it's your email address? does he not have an email address? this is the part that makes no sense to me, not the whole gently caress toy thing... HugeGrossBurrito posted:hes using it for poo poo he doesnt want emails from I think HGB is right, and no he doesn't seem to know that this is my e-mail address. He has a real e-mail address he uses for non-BS email stuff. I have emailed him there before.
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Jun 22, 2020 18:41
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The Cockler posted:makes you wonder what he'd do if his whole world collapsed in on him it'd probably make him wonder why he got in the game
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Jun 22, 2020 18:43
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Literally A Person posted:HGB is right, and no he doesn't seem to know that this is my e-mail address. He has a real e-mail address he uses for non-BS email stuff. I have emailed him there before. this is still really loving weird to me. tell him to get his own junk mail address like normal people, or use a completely random one for junk, also like normal people my email is my firstnamemiddlename@gmail and random people use it to sign up for poo poo all the time. I do the only correct thing and take over their accounts, of course. it's how I got my epic games account, my adobe account, and just last week had to tell a government employee that I am not, in fact, employed by the census and filing a worker's comp claim
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Jun 22, 2020 18:50
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Crusty Nutsack posted:this is still really loving weird to me. tell him to get his own junk mail address like normal people, or use a completely random one for junk, also like normal people I don't get it either. I would assume he'll notice the mistake though when he goes to shop for more gun parts and disembodied vaginas and finds out his login credentials don't work anymore.
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Jun 22, 2020 18:54
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Literally A Person posted:I don't get it either. I would assume he'll notice the mistake though when he goes to shop for more gun parts and disembodied vaginas and finds out his login credentials don't work anymore. 
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Jun 22, 2020 18:56
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But, but-t-t....
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Jun 22, 2020 19:07
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Not sure if there is room for two A Persons in this world.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:18
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I.C. Penis U. Jass S. Lutz C. Rapp
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Jun 22, 2020 19:20
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Sorry for your problems, Mr.Jinglehimmerschmitt.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:21
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well, that email address just got signed up for every spam list in the universe by being posted openly
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Jun 22, 2020 19:23
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just lol if you don't have SEX_MASTERXXXX@gmail.com where the xxxx is a range of like 200 numbers that you have memorized each with a unique password that you use for all your accounts. JUST LOL
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Jun 22, 2020 19:30
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I recommend setting up your email to automatically forward all your junk mail to him.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:37
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Rat him out to whichever one of your siblings is his parent. It's okay to rat out fascists, 'cuz gently caress fascists, and your nephew is a budding fascist.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:50
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LabyaMynora posted:Rat him out to whichever one of your siblings is his parent. It's not account based at all, it's cookie based, and he's rambling for a good twenty minutes or so about his pervert fascist nephew and his insatiable pocket rear end and pussy lust in graphic detail to the whole family when the kid just holds up their phone with the website displaying a "This website uses cookies..." message and shows it around the room silently.
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Jun 22, 2020 19:57
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LabyaMynora posted:Rat him out to whichever one of your siblings is his parent.  He does live in Alabama...
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Jun 22, 2020 20:06
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P. Nurtis
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Jun 22, 2020 20:11
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Big Beef City posted:It's not account based at all, it's cookie based, and he's rambling for a good twenty minutes or so about his pervert fascist nephew and his insatiable pocket rear end and pussy lust in graphic detail to the whole family when the kid just holds up their phone with the website displaying a "This website uses cookies..." message and shows it around the room silently. No, if it used cookies it'd display nothing but weed grinders and women with large asses.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:16
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Famethrowa posted:well, that email address just got signed up for every spam list in the universe by being posted openly If your surname is "Biffident" then you deserve it. Lol, what a dumbass name.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:17
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:If your surname is "Biffident" then you deserve it. Lol, what a dumbass name. When I was coming up with fake names and I stumbled on Biffident I was really pleased with myself.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:20
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tell on him, op
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Jun 22, 2020 20:32
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Literally A Person posted:No, if it used cookies it'd display nothing but weed grinders and women with large asses. Do they make weed grinders that look like an rear end wearing a thong and you grab and twist the two halves of the rear end "cheeks" to grind weed? If they don't do you want to go into business I can be the model. Come put weed into my rear end and take photos as it gets ground up and then we can get prototypes made up.
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Jun 22, 2020 20:35
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Big Beef City posted:Do they make weed grinders that look like an rear end wearing a thong and you grab and twist the two halves of the rear end "cheeks" to grind weed? If they don't do you want to go into business I can be the model. Come put weed into my rear end and take photos as it gets ground up and then we can get prototypes made up. We. Are. Going. To. Be. RICH.
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